This guy has some of the best bust-a-nut lines I've ever heard. Like, "holy shit and a half," "ohhh bring it out," "fuckin hard pumps," and many, many more. That's called tearin the pussy up....

Those are some super nice shoes she has on. They look perfect for a nice night out on the town or for stomping on some balls. I wonder which one she'll use them for.....

Plastic wrap isn't only good for keeping your food fresh and concealing evidence in your kill room. No no no. It's also great for wrapping up some big titties and ass. The Reynold's wrap min....

This dude here takes "Go Fuck Yourself" to the limit. He actually one ups the limit and gives himself the whole package. Nothing quite like fittin your dick and balls all up in your loose as....

This for all you bitches that say you don't fart! Y'all are just as humored by gas as we are! I ain't never seen a video of a bunch of naked dudes farting. Well that's cause I ain't never lo....

Today's home improvement project may not have much practical use, but it's fun to do and it provides a good opportunity to play with some tits. Now that her boobs are nailed to the board, it....

Big black dildo man is about to conquer another feat of ultra huge dildos in his ass. It amazes me that a dildo that size could actually fit into a human. I guess when you jam things up your....

Plastic and vacuums always make for a fun, sexy time in the backyard. That's a lot of trust to put in a crazy, freaky bitch in boots. If she does decide to let him die, at least it won't be ....

You know when you piss your wife off and she doesn't talk to you for a few days, how you really enjoy that time. Not this bitch, she gets pissed off her man, and he doesn't get the silent tr....

I'm a little surprised by it, but I got half a chub watching this. It wasn't so much the armpit licking, but the tongue on tongue action that did it. I think I'd like to grab a gallon of mil....

Fucking shit, man, how many times do you beat off on a job? He's got about a 10:1 ratio of sniffing panties and jacking it to carpet cleaning. No wonder he got a career cleaning stains. He's....

Not only is licking shoes not sexy, it's gross. I'd be willing to bet that these girls' buttholes are cleaner than their shoes. And taste better too, I'm sure.....

Most guys like a girl to swallow, but this dude is all about them spitting. They don't look very good at it though. Give these girls some lemonade or some milk or something to get the mucus ....

That's a special kind of love when you and your partner hang each other in the back of the tire shop. Love doesn't get more beautiful than that. This brings a tear to my eye, and sadly puts ....

You know how it goes. Plain old masturbation gets boring, and you see some rope and wood nearby, so you decide to spice things up. Next thing you know, you've tied your dick up and are beati....

Yup, I can't get off unless I have 500 maggots on my dick. It just makes me feel like I'm alive. That and it makes my wang look bigger, but mainly like I'm alive. A few days later, while tak....