Wow lady, you must be really strung the fuck out on some meth. That or it's your time of the month and you just want to kill someone. I am thinking it's the meth. Meth lets you feel the exci....

God damn, hat's a huge fucking joint! You could have a party with Snoop Dogg, Woody Harrelson, Willie Nelson, and Sir Smoke-a-Lot, and that thing would probably last the whole night. You bet....

Somebody got wet, then got naked, and then decided to squat real low and slap the pavement. To the sober mind, this may seem odd, but when smoking Sherm, it makes perfect sense. Don't do dru....

Fat boy must be smoking the best shit known to man, or the mother fucker just can't handle his high. Either way, pass that shit, son!....

Here is yet another reason to not smoke, huff, snort, or inject chemicals. Congratulations, junky! You are now officially retarded.....

Crackheads are great entertainment for everyone. Watching people get tased is pretty entertaining too. So when the stars align just right and you get to witness a crackhead getting tased, yo....

As long as they're not breaking into your house or car, crackheads are just bundles of entertainment, ready to shine at any moment. Putting down your jug of milk to dance naked in the street....

Here is yet another live action say no to drugs billboard. You don't want to be retarded like this, do you kids? Then just stick to smoking weed and eating an occasional hallucinogen. A good....

If you want to keep your kids off drugs, giving them the old drugs will destroy your life song and dance just won't cut it. You need to show them some real life examples. Walk them down to y....

So who do you think has it worse? The guy shoving drugs up his asshole, or the guy sticking his hand up some filthy fucker's asshole to pull the drugs out. I'd say both of them have pretty s....

First off the title was pure sarcasm. I don't want you to go out there and rob Pharmacies. You might fuck up, unlike these guys, and get caught. Then spend 10 years getting fucked in the ass....

This asshole is smoking salvia divinorum, which basically makes you trip really, really fucking hard for a couple minutes. And not the good kind of trip where you examine reality, time and s....

I have to get that turkey stuffing recipe from you. That shit was amazing. Usually turkey makes me tired, but I feel so full of energy after eating yours. You got anymore? Let me just get an....

I know you've exhaled a giant bong hit in a dog or cat's face before and then watched him get high and laughed. But I bet you never saw a spider get all fucked up. You'd be amazed at the thi....

From what the email said, this was a battle from rival drug cartels, by the US border. You can see they fucked up that truck and wasted a few dudes in the process. Viva Mexico!....

Yep, this is what goes down at those hippie fests that you have always heard about. Tree-huggers ingest massive quantities of lsd and ecstasy and dance like fools. Someone tell him he's not ....