Nature Sucks Videos

Here is some good footage of the tornado that wrecked shit in Oklahoma yesterday. That is some real crazy shit. I don't know if the guys recording it have big balls or little brains, but eit....

Here's a good reason to not live on a lake somewhere with harsh winters. That is some pretty cool shit. Not so cool for the homeowners, but I live in Florida, so I don't really give a shit. ....

That's pretty damn cool. I've seen waterspouts at the beach down here before, but nowhere near this large. This is the kind of shit that just makes me want to bend Mother Nature over and mak....

I love this kind of shit right here. I love when people are all like the rain is some calming. The sound of thunder soothes me...and then...BANG! Underwear full of shit!....

That fence is very efficient by taking out two people at once. That's the double the damage and double the entertainment. I'd say it's served its purpose quite well.....

That's gotta be a pretty shitty feeling. Ya know, coming out to go to work, or take the kids to soccer, or even drop the kids off at the pool....haha....and find that the earth has swallowed....

A meteor exploded over the Ural Mountains in Russia, with sonic blasts that shattered windows and injured hundreds of people. The number of shit-stained pants is still uncounted. Vodka sales....

Frosty the snowman, is an evil fuckin cunt! That's how it looks to me. Unless of course it was just your friendly groundskeeper on the roof clearing the snow. Either way, that person got fuc....

Mother Nature didn't want that train to reach it's destination, so she took matters into her own hands. I hope there weren't any midgets on that train. I hate it when midgets are harmed. The....

Ever wonder what your lungs like when you fill them up to capacity? Yeah, me neither. But this is what goat lungs look like all blown up. Pretty fucking nifty, ain't it? Makes me think of ob....

God and Sweet Baby Jesus have heard your prayers, good sir. They've decided that you shall be closer to them than ever before, so they took down your roof, as it was keeping you separated. P....

If a tornado is ever coming your way, it's highly recommended that you find the nearest glass window and stand as close to it as possible. Make sure you remember this important safety inform....

Now this is some real crazy shit. Can you imagine life without a colon? I sure can't. Never being able to fart would suck. Not walking would be pretty shitty too.....

HAHAHAHA!!! Q: Why does it hurt my asshole so bad? A: Cause the baby's right there, next door to it. BWAHAHAHA!!! I'm so glad I'm a dude and don't have to pop babies out. I'll take depo....

So, I learned a lil something new today. Apparently after the hermaphrodite banana slugs get their fuck on, they try to eat each others dicks off. After getting their dicks chewed off, they ....

Don't fight it, guys. Just keep your head above water and enjoy the ride. Some floaties and a couple beers should make for a fun little trip down the river road. The beers will help you forg....