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GHETTO BITCH ASSAULTS NEWS REPORTER BITCH
I'm torn between my hatred for degenerate pieces of ghetto trash and my hatred for news reporters. In a perfect world, the dogs would have chewed the fuck out of both of these dirty cunts. N....
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I KNOW WHERE SHE WANTS HER TONGUE
Hey, she loves to tongue the twat. That's cool. It would be even cooler if she did it live on the news. I'm sure she could find a willing vagina around there pretty easily. Let's put somethi....
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MANNEQUIN THIEF BEHIND BARS
Life can't be too good when you're stealing mannequins and lingerie from the sex shop. Especially if you have to come back for another round. And they caught him by following a trail of sex ....
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NEWS ANCHOR FIRED AFTER FIRST BROADCAST
Way to go, AJ Clemente. Your first and final day as a news anchor in North Dakota was amazing. "Gay, fucking shit!" That was a fantastic report. And thanks for that in depth autobiography yo....
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4-23-2013 |
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KAPOOYA MOTHER FUCKER!
Her words are so detailed and descriptive. I feel like I was right there next to her while those big chonkers were pouring down from the sky. Kapooya, kapooya, bitches!....
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OHIO SCHOOL SHOOTER NEEDS A PRISON RAPING
TJ Lane is quite the little fucker asshole, isn't he? Guess what else that hand will be doing, TJ. It's going to be holding big black cocks you'll be forced to suck during your life stay in ....
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3-20-2013 |
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MARATHON GODDESS HAS SOME NICE TITTIES
Yeah, great cover. Nice tennis shoes. Everybody knows you weren't looking at her fucking tennis shoes. She's got some nice titties. There's no shame in letting the world know that. Say it wi....
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3-20-2013 |
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A GREAT WAY TO CELEBRATE WOMEN
Apparently March is Women's History Month, and the news is showing some of the reasons we should be celebrating women. Obviously the camera man is a tit man. Personally, I wish he would have....
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3-18-2013 |
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ROOK OUT I COMING DOWN
Don't you hate it when they pace around, then stand on the edge, then pace some more, and on and on? It's like, just jump already. You may not have a life anymore, but we do and we want to g....
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NOT THE GREATEST PARKING SPOT
Breaking news! Some dumbass parked his vehicle on thin ice. And now it's at the bottom of the lake. Oops.....
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2-22-2013 |
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SHOW US HOW YOU SUCK IT
Tonight on your local news, see how anchor woman Lisa Dutton sucks a cock. Oh yeah, it feels so good in her mouth. This is the kind of hard-hitting news reporting I can get behind. Thanks fo....
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EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM ZOMBIE WARNING
Somebody hacked the TV station and made an emergency zombie apocalypse announcement. I wonder how many people actually believed it. It's almost surprising that people weren't going crazy and....
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2-13-2013 |
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REPORTER PAYS FOR OVERSTEPPING HIS BOUNDARIES
Haha, way to go, old man. Now take that microphone and shove it up his ass. Teach them reporters to stay the fuck out of your business. Did you get the story you needed, dickhead?....
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HIPPIE WITH A HATCHET SAVES THE DAY
It sounds like Jesus Christ had himself a nervous breakdown or something. Maybe he just couldn't handle people asking him for shit all the time. He probably just wants to kick back with some....
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD YOUR STD?
You've got to give it to that news chick. She's found a nice way to shut up dumbasses interrupting her reports. You know that bitch at least had some gonorrhea before. Trifling ass hoe. I wo....
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NIGHTCLUB FIRE IN BRAZIL KILLS OVER 230
The band at this Brazilian nightclub lit some flares during their show, and started the fire that killed over 230 people. That clearly wasn't very well thought out.....
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