So here you are, screaming Alan Ackbar in Libya. There is a bunch of assholes with guns just down the road. You are fat, with white pants on. Throwing your hands up in the air, like you just don't care. Then boom! Out of nowhere, you get clipped. You go down like a sack of wet potatoes. Lesson learned. Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life. Bonus for the fact you are wearing underwear.