Roadside CPR On Heart Attack Man

Hey lady, look on the bright side. At least your hubby wasn't driving when he had his heart attack. Then all three of you would be fucked. Now his life is in the hands of the police, which is never a good thing. I'm actually kind of surprised they didn't tase him to get his heart beating again. That should work, right?

  • downunder69 November 4, 2011

    one less customer at kfc .. but i,m pretty sure she,ll make up for the loss

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  • acemc November 4, 2011


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  • acemc November 4, 2011

    fatty just wanted to kiss a chick... guess that plan backfired...

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  • omally November 4, 2011

    medical team shows up and walks around like its no big deal.

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  •   GrimmWilder November 4, 2011

    Where is that?, "land of the Fat Chicks"?

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  • captjim November 4, 2011

    @omally That's because it pretty much is. After walking up on dying people day after day for years, they become accustomed to it, plus, they're trained not to freak out and run like an idiot as running can cause accidents, which, during an accident, is a bad thing.

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  • evilmimai6666 November 4, 2011


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  • mobliz November 4, 2011

    would somebody get Grimmace a god damn hamburger already... jesus christ

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  • slightofhand November 4, 2011

    Im just glad to see cops actually tring to help someone for a change rather than kill him

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  • boredshitless November 4, 2011

    i guess they can have a doughnut... they had to work for that one.

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  • lenny9651 November 4, 2011

    it's not the first time a woman driver has given a man a heart attack

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  • tgarner November 4, 2011

    I would of tased him. If it works, your a hero, if not he's still in the same shape.

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  • zahnfee November 4, 2011

    Not enough oxygen in his lungs. Thouse cops better go back in the CPR training course. 30 heartmassages and 2 breaths... so that´s not hard to memorize.

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  • biggertalk November 4, 2011

    u wanna give him mouf 2 mouf

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  • bigtalk November 4, 2011

    only bad thing about dead white ppl is you can only kill them once

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  • frankdrebin November 4, 2011

    heart attack? he just had a ham chunk stuck in his gullet

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  •   rockinron November 4, 2011

    love how the daughter jumps on her phone.daughter: no shit brenda, like ya i finally get my dads corvette he willed to me, so like ya wanna ride to the funeral with me in style hoochy?

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  • doc_ock November 4, 2011

    zahnfee, YOU need to take a cpr class. It changes every year. Straight to compressions not heart massages

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  • grinder November 4, 2011

    What the fuck? Did he live or die?

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  • m1009 November 4, 2011

    it's 5 compressions and then breath, 5 compressions and breath, on a different note he probably had a heart attack cause he was tired of hearing all the nagging from them two

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  • ohwickedwendi November 4, 2011

    My ass hurts. I don't know why--I've been unpacking, and bending over more than usual...should that make my ass hurt??

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  • 7shadesofquit November 4, 2011

    Wire him up to the car battery. It won't revive him but it should make for afunny video.

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  • lenny9651 November 5, 2011

    that depends on what you packed in your ass wendi

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  • fiercepierce November 5, 2011

    ^^m1009^^ Current American Heart Association and American Red Cross protocols state, Check and clear airway then 100 compressions per minute, no rescue breaths. I am a Licensed First Responder and a CPR/AED First-Aid Instructor. That being said, using any of the previously taught methods is better than not using no method.

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  • ludenlasivius November 5, 2011

    And it might help to get the poor bastard on a LEVEL fucking surface, so you're not fighting gravity to get blood to his brain...

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  • mochalex November 6, 2011

    For a moment there, I thought the lady in black was gonna start bitching because they were on her lawn.

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  • ohwickedwendi November 6, 2011

    Oh shit--that came out wrong--no pun intended, lol

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