Skimboarding should be the perfect hobby for a fully-clothed, drunk bum who's pants are too big. I think I know the problem here. He needs to drink some more and then give it a shot.
For the first time in twenty years the salt water on his pants isn't his own
^Bigger is lost for words...Haaahaaha™
Hey, at least he didn't fall off!
Well he's clean now.
Everybody knows that the waves are at their worst during a full moon!
FAKE whites dont touch water
dude will jump in anything foamy
Wow I didn't think it was possible to look dumber then biggertalk, guess I was wrong.
bigtalk wont go near the beach chimps can't swim and he has no need for a tan or skinny women.
lol fucking bums
Clitoris when he goes to the beach on a good day.
^do you mean on a good day for weather or a good day for me?
Please explain so I know if you are complimenting me for getting out of the house of insulting me for being a pathetic poor out doors person.
Check out my facebook page, I've dedicated a whole page to you, here's the address, www dot the_aristrocrat dot homo dot com, no need to thank me it was a pleasure.
give it a whirl, you'll see who's the dumb fucker on this site
Clitoris I agree with your mama that she shouldve swallowed.
^You're late Mate, I placed my order for a "fuck head typing bullshit" over 3 hours ago.
First bath in years!
Im sure an eal swam up his anus.
most fun he`s had in years