Attempted Throat Slicing
Nothing spices up a nice family dinner quite like an attempted murder. Cousin Boris always was an asshole, and typically they keep sharp objects away from him exactly for this reason. Can't ... Show more
Nothing spices up a nice family dinner quite like an attempted murder. Cousin Boris always was an asshole, and typically they keep sharp objects away from him exactly for this reason. Can't ... Show more
FUNNY SHIT
He must have gotten his knife from Alan's Snackbar...
Even if you cut his throat you were still gonna get your ass beat you dumb fuck.