Talk about having some shitty luck. Not only is he hit by a car, but then he gets run over by his own truck. I'm pretty sure he's not walking away from this one, or ever again in fact. At least it happened pretty fast.
well he did have a bumper sticker that said " If you dont like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk"
When it's your time, you will have to go.
It was a sign.
Looked like the devil car was breathing fire.
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Oh my god!!! They killed adam! Youu bastards
That guy has a problem with sidewalk vendors. He should do that with "homeless" pan handlers, them bastards are a plague.
rolled his ass up like a first time joint
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Apparently it wasn't a good place to break down either.
remember this kids: if death wants you, its gonna get you
First rule when someone is broken in 37 places...jerk them all around to ensure no chance of a full recovery.
Nothing ever goes to plan when you put an ACME rocket on your car...