Granny ain't to sure of herself crossing that road, and you can see why. I wonder if she had any good groceries in those bags. I'm pretty hungry.
Why did Granny cross the road?
She DIDN'T... the fucking Scooter Of Death nailed her ass!
Hurry get one last gummy before she cools off.
Frogger..... You Fail.....
Had that been an Asian country, both scooters would have mowed her down.
Well this time granny got ran over by a scooter
Pfft. Old people are low points. Slow targets and they probably didn't have long to live anyways. Nail someone in their 20's for a high score.
Fuck the elderly!
Why didn't the Scotch rocket rider see her. He was not going that fast, could have slowed down, or swerved to avoid her.
Granny be roadkill
Granny= to moped on the street food chain.
I meant 'crotch rocket' not 'Scotch rocket.' I am sorry about the type-o.
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
It's not like she darted out there, no excuse for hitting her old ass.