That was a very tense few seconds as that fuse burnt. I thought it was a mortar and was expecting a gnarly explosion or at least a fair amount of burns.
the level of ignorance is astonishing
My Mrs eyebrows knit together if I ask for a Wank...
- Can't see her doing this even after a few Barley wines on the 5th November.
You just might be a redneck if?
" And it`s flied asshole you plick "
He was luckily the firework was a MF" FOUNTAIN if it was a MF" MORTAR, THE FIRST CHARGE WOULD HAVE SHOVE THE MORTAR SHELL DEEP INTO HIS MF" RECTUM AS THE MF" MAIN MORTAR SHELL CHARGE GOES OFF AND MF" BLOWS HIS MF" ASS UP IN A SHOWER OF BURNING STARS BITCHESS!!!!!!
EVILLY LAUGHING, Robert Hallock
is that what they mean by explosive diarrhea?
♪ Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming...♪
if she wanted sparkles coming out of her bong hole all she needed to do was call Toreal.....fuck....sorry----of all the brothas I had to mention the one with a small cock....
^^^^^^^ I said ASS GLEAMING, and some asshole corrected my fuck-up!^^^^^
OK this happen at a Hillary fund raiser the other night.. what a party and Hillary was blowing out sparklers with her puss!!! And bill who never likes to be last at a party was sticking fire crackers on the end of his pee hole and letting people light them ouch!!!!
I bet she lays like that when she's getting fucked too. Some poor bastard is feeling fireworks and she's just laying there like "Meh."
That's some 4th of July pussy right there.
She is actually giving birth to Sparky the Bear
Taco Bell makes me do the same thing
This ladies and gentlemen is why we dont rent housing dwellings to these people.
I wish it was a motor a 2 pound one.