OOPS: WAITRESS WALKS IN AT THE WORST TIME

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Henry M.
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Bitch didn't bring the milk for her coffee, so she went on the hunt for her own. That's called initiative.

  • belchesfelches November 2, 2016

    ...and a cream pie for dessert.

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  • peterdragon November 2, 2016

    Molly Jane, insane in the membrane..

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  • eggsovereazy November 2, 2016

    The fat bastard in the back knew what was going on

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  • rodeye2 November 2, 2016

    My wife wouldn't have stopped.

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  • peaks November 2, 2016

    How the Hell does a pretty woman put a disgusting looking prick in her mouth? That hog looked like a spoiled bratwurst that burst it's casing.

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  • aquahollic November 2, 2016

    that has to be a very low budget porn... first she's way to hot for that goober, second she was moaning while sucking his dick and no one noticed??? third i'm pretty sure I've seen that guy at the other table in a 70's porn

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  • eggsovereazy November 2, 2016

    @aquahollic good u notice I will keep an eye on that

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  •   oldrooster November 2, 2016

    Looks like she has the tip.

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  • chubba November 2, 2016

    Tubesteak-Its whats for dinner

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  •   luvthick November 2, 2016

    Inquiring mind would like to know where can you find these voyeur hoes.

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  •   whobe November 2, 2016

    If she would keep going she would get desert.

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  •   fistermister November 2, 2016

    Brook Shields will do anything to get back on the big screen.

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  • prodeath November 2, 2016

    Want a refill? No, we're good... Too fuckin' funny!

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  • potrostation November 2, 2016

    Player level: 1000

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  • strokerace November 2, 2016

    Whores will be whores!

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  • bananaking November 2, 2016

    Is it crazy shit or fake shit?

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  • yeayeayea November 2, 2016

    dont bring her anything, she already eaten the not so weenie special

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  • fatlarry November 2, 2016

    just wait til he tries to break it off with that crazy bitch

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  •   maddog123 November 2, 2016

    I GOT BLOWED BY A MIDGET UNDER THE TABLE AT MCDONALDS ONCE AND GOT THE LAW CALLED ON ME THEY SAID AN OLD MAN WAS HAVING SEX WITH AN UNDER AGE GIRL! LUCKY FOR ME WHEN THE COPS SHOWED UP I HADNT BLOWED MY LOAD YET AND WAS STILL POKEING HER THROAT! I STILL GOT CHARGED WITH PUBLIC EXPOSER SOLISITING A PROSTITUTE PUBLIC DRUNK AND RESISTING ARREST AND REFUSEING TO PULL OUT OF PROSTUTES THROAT!!! I HADNT BLOWED MY LOAD YET AND I WANTED MY 20$ WORTH!

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  •   maddog123 November 2, 2016

    Yeah boy!!!

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  •   maddog123 November 2, 2016

    TRUE FUCKED UP STORY!!! JUST LIKE ALL MY RANTS THERE ALL TRUE HONEST FUCK UPS! I CANT ALWAYS PUT A SENTENCE TOGETHER BECAUSE IM FUCKING HIGH 99% OF THE TIME BUT TO YOU PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WAY I PUT A RANT TOGETHER FUCKED UP DONT FUCKING TRY TO READ THEM!!! YOU NO IT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE ME THAT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL?? IT MIGHT BE YOUR THE STUPID SONSOF BITCHES THAT ARE STUPID AND NEEDS TO TAKE A CLASS!! ANYWAY I GOT PROBALY MORE MONEY THAN HALF THE PEOPLE PUT TOGETHER ON HERE AND I MADE ALL THAT MONEY ON A GED! YEAH BOY LIFE IS FUCKING GOOD!!! SO BITE ME FUCKERS!

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  •   maddog123 November 2, 2016

    OK just re read that last rant! Hmm fuck it your right I need to cut back on the weed? NOT!

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  • realism November 2, 2016

    That's unsanitary.

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  •   maddog123 November 2, 2016

    Suck my balls you fucking Hillary fucking Jews!!!

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  •   felterupgood November 3, 2016

    If that's not today's special I would like to know what is

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  •   dozer67 November 3, 2016

    Staged, fake & phonney....... if that was real the girl would hide her face with her hair and not come up for air till he's done.

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  •   happyjack November 3, 2016

    she's a keeper

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  • crazyshitisgay November 6, 2016

    I'll have what he's having...

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