Shit, just put a hairnet on that thing instead. I'm sure it doesn't violate McDonald's company policy you McNugget looking mother fucker.
wat a jerk..........
@hayleybear OH HELL YEAH LOOK AT ME IM SECOND WHOO WHOOOOOO IM KING IM GOD OF SECOND SUCK ME FUCKERS!!!!
@maddog123 For chrissakes STFU maddog123 your getting on my nerves
@rouge_et_blanc I HAVE A CURE FOR THAT!!???? RENT A GUN AND BUY A BULLETT!!!!! YEAH BOY WORKS EVERY TIME!!!
@maddog123 testastorone deficiency is curable now, you should look into it
thats a blast
NOW THATS A BLOW JOB!!!!!!
Please tell me you've never bred???
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
Love is a burning thing
And it makes a firery ring....and it burned burned burned
@freddykrueger Hell Yeah!!
@toreal, you like white cock so much, you had him burn off the pubes so it wud b easier to lick around. You fuckin uneducated NIGGER. Your just a faggot who likes all kinds of dick in his ass to mouth. Boy!
Quickest shave ever!
Just makin America great again.
@happyjack why did you support trump when you knew he was wrong for america???? What are you a racist?????!!!!
@maddog123 forget all of that, who typed this comment for you? Whoever it is can you have them do it more often, it was actually the English language.
@happyjack DIDNT KNOW I WAS IN SCHOOL AGAIN? WHAT ARE YOU A RACIST?!
Not my idea of a 'sausage sizzler' takeaway!
Some guys will do anything to show their dicks to a woman.
@putrifaction I normally gotta stick my finger up my butt hole and scare mine out but yeah ya right lol
@ouch, @niggerouch, you stick your finger up your ass just to lick it! BTW, its fuck Z (Zane) not T.
Well at least he doesn't have genital crabs anymore. That's a plus.
Cheaper, quicker and warmer than a waxing but a singed dick is what he obviously was expecting. Well if not, he got one. Now try to explain that to the ER doctor.
With the slowdown he sounds like Donkey Kong
That gives a whole new meaning to fire crotch.
Bet he wont do that again.
WHAT IN THE MF" BLUE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING SIR WHEN YOU DECIDED TO HAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIR BURNT OFF YOUR BODY?
Oscar Myers Wiener roast!
After he was lit up, did anybody happen to notice all of the little crabs parachuting out of his pubes?
@alwaysaproblem , I saw @toreals teeth marks and a tatoo that said "Ouch's Property".. That's about it.
Call Guinness Book for fastet shave ever ^^
Ya gotta trim the wic before lighting
More stupid shit from so called crazyshit
Jeez, bitch. I said blow on it, not torch the damn thing
Grima Wormtongue is a supah freak