OBLIVIOUS WOMAN SOMEHOW DROWNS IN 5 FOOT FOUNTAIN

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  • soulconsumer April 25, 2017

    Don't text and walk.

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    • noihavetosaythis April 25, 2017

      @soulconsumer . . maybe she was one of those new asian helper robots. But she skipped the swim-to-shore update 2.3

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    • frank n. stein November 7, 2017

      Seriously, who doesn't know the basic act of floating??

      She finally did it, but she was floating face DOWN.

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  • drewstl April 25, 2017

    These, damn Phone!

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    • desky57 August 13, 2017

      This explains why they cant get the Olympic Swim Gold, smh

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  •   oathbreaker April 25, 2017

    Id rather fall like that than off a cliff and smack the rocks till I got to the bottom

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  • breakfastblunt April 25, 2017

    I was the only American raised asian in my high school PE class when we had a few weeks in our HS pool. The other 3 "real asians" needed paddle boards and needed to be monitored in the 3 ft depth pool. Doesn't surprise me that these kids didn't know how to swim. They were LEGIT Hmogns that were never taught, parents couldn't speak a lick of English and lived in make-shift sheds in the farmlands of MN. I grew up fishing and swimming my whole life, fuck I was better than the other 25 white kids. Won a 9th grade gold for every swimming event, as well as diving. Give an Asian a brokem English speaking set of parents and damn, you've got a future lawyer on your hands. *But I was raised by my white family*, so I turned out as a bartender, even after graduating with a couple points from honor and 2 colleges..

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    • breakfastblunt April 25, 2017

      @breakfastblunt Homongs, fuck auto correct..

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      • harly9 April 25, 2017

        @breakfastblunt You still spelled it wrong lol.

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    •   sarge07 April 25, 2017

      @breakfastblunt we always need bartenders, seriously; you took to opportunity to better yourself and you should be proud. Everyone has the opportunity to better themselves, what they do is their choice to make, you did well. As an educated Native American, I face the same stereotypes from stupid people. I chose to be someone, and as you I became better than my own expectations. I always encourage everyone to better themselves no matter what they pursue.

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      • alwaysaproblem April 25, 2017

        @sarge07 - Sarge - Have you been supplying "fire-water" to maddog123?

        "Fire-Water, Native American.......getit? Never mind. Please accept my apology

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      • breakfastblunt April 26, 2017

        @sarge07 Ha, thanks dude. Naw, I worked for years to become a downtown bartender. I worked every position in the restaurant aside from manager and line cook/(obviously chef) to get where I'm at. I love it and have no regrets. Its the hardest and longest that I've ever set my mind to to complete a goal. Ya, I'm 26, but I've been working in restaurants my entire working life. I was jealous of the suburban bartenders even and now I'm downtown working in mid/upscale restaurants. I told my gf of now 6+ years a couple years ago that this was the path I'm going to take. She is nothing but supportive and she went to school to read people's brainwaves and had a starting salary of $25 an hour. Next up is bar manager and you bet your ass I'ma get it. After that, GM of hopefully the best bars in Minneapolis.

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      • breakfastblunt April 26, 2017

        @sarge07 I guess what I'm saying is that I'll never regret it. I grew up poor and never wanted to grow up and become rich. A modest life is all that I want for my family and I. The passion that I have for bartending far exceeds anything I ever had for academics and I was in all honors and AP classes my whole life. Hated it. I far exceed my coworkers in skill and ability in my current profession and it makes me happy. Do what you love is what I believe.

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    • alwaysaproblem April 25, 2017

      @breakfastblunt I would like to buy the film rites. +

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 25, 2017

    Too bad there wasn't any gators in there.

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  • jimsacunt April 25, 2017

    Fpmsl

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  •   handsomedevil April 25, 2017

    she must be half black

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  •   ouch April 25, 2017

    9.3 for the dismount but 0 for the Execution!

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  •   GrimmWilder April 25, 2017

    Apes fear water most of all...........See why.,,.

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  • eyeh8dumbasses April 25, 2017

    "OBLIVIOUS WOMAN SOMEHOW DROWNS IN 5 FOOT FOUNTAIN" That's because she was only 4 feet tall.

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  •   hatchetface April 25, 2017

    Natural selection at its finest

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  •   maddog123 April 25, 2017

    Sometimes when shit just won't float!!!!

    Yeah boy!!!

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  • airsporter April 25, 2017

    Such a fate is deserved of all gormless fuckers twatting away as they walk about.... Bet she wished she had 'Swim Teacher App'.

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  • lonniems April 25, 2017

    wow, didn`t take long! I thought she would put up more fight

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  • lonniems April 25, 2017

    DRUNK??

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  • boobles April 25, 2017

    That was actually pretty disturbing to see the water go still...

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  •   sarge07 April 25, 2017

    Pokeyman strikes again

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  • fatlarry April 25, 2017

    shes like a fish out of water

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  • 72jayd April 25, 2017

    Nice how she fell right in the spotlight.

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  • peaks April 25, 2017

    She must have had a cunt full of rocks or some shit.

    How do you not get yourself out of a fucking fountain?

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  • mr.voorhees April 25, 2017

    Learn to swim. Next time.

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  • smellthis April 25, 2017

    Her BF was 15 yards behind her pixelated.

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  • costcopizza April 25, 2017

    she must of been 4foot 11....

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  • redcalx April 25, 2017

    Poetry in fucking motion its chilly in the east ever been?

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  •   truckingman April 25, 2017

    Did this drowning happen is a closed theme park? Also was the victim drunk or under the influence of narcotics.

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  • alwaysaproblem April 25, 2017

    That was very relaxing and soothing!

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  • deadpen April 25, 2017

    Natural selection.

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  • deadpen April 25, 2017

    She is Asian so that was pretty deep to her

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  • joat_amos April 26, 2017

    Don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

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  • fuckbois April 26, 2017

    Its four feet dumb ass just stand up what a fucking retard! Well former retard.

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  • munkynugs May 1, 2017

    um, also why is it raining upwards? there's some freaky horror movie type shit going on here...

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  • moejoe July 17, 2017

    DUMASS CHINK.....I'D LIKE TO C HER CALCULATER GET HER OUT OF THAT ONE!!!!

    BUUUWAAAAHAJAHAJAHAJAHAJAAHAHAHA

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  •   pizzapie September 6, 2017

    Those swimming lessons as a kid would have been handy about now

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  • frank n. stein November 7, 2017

    1) She was STUPID, so no big loss. 2) It's only 5 ft. Stand up!

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  • wickedasitseems November 27, 2017

    Should have Googled "How to swim"!!

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  • daddy's project December 8, 2017

    spirits flying...

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