...that was shocking!
@freddykrueger no comment
@freddykrueger No, it was electrifying
@freddykrueger ugh, I hate puns.. French Fries
Damn. Did the sparks hit the camera man too?
Just like a bug zapper.
That's what happens when you drift into power lines while holding two machetes.
@peaks are the Brazilian cartel now parachuting in?
They gave up after this.
That fried his chicken wing.,.,.
New book, Called fried Ham and PARACHUTE
Close enough to play with angel's
@underpants oh man I hope not. Lol. +
50 acres of open ground and this dumbass manages to to hit a wire 2 millimeters thick.
@putrifaction 2 cm thick.
Parachute didn't work for the last 20 feet.
do a line or two before jumping is better
Men wearing a dress explains everything.
@whobe ...Abu wears a 'Veshti' not a dress!...**but no less fagg incidentally**
just avoid the big open field behind you and go toward the power lines....makes sense.
@bigsmokey86 He was going to the bbq, he just happened to end up at the weeny roast
Some people always seem compelled to make a grand entry.
She is asian.so shes fine. Being popular here on crazyshit,i think is alot like sitting at the cool table of a mental hospital.
What the fuck where u doing there?
Did he time travel?
First solo jump? Moron even attempted to use his feet to stop
Sarge07, I believe I would have cut the maid chute and pull my reserve chut or fall to the ground. I can heal from my injuries after a short fall; however, I may never regane conicince after being ELECTRICUTED BY FIVE HUNDRED VOLTS AT THOUSAND AMPS!!!
@truckingman yes indeed, I had to do that at about 450 once, hurt like hell but limped away, LOL
The guys running over and touching the chute lines were just as crazy. When something is hanging on a power line it has a big possibility of killing you just like the power line,
This is exactly why I don't jump out of planes.
@hatchetface I don't either, anymore that is.
The sky diver 'did I make a safe landing?" Really "NO, YOUSA FRIED BITCH!!!"
Flash fried flyer
Ahhh, now if only the cameraman didn't have Parkinson's
Makes my fucking day. As I a pilot...unless my wings fall off or unless we are over a niggerbushfull of trees...we're are gliding that bitch to the terminator.
Missed the grassy knoll, too!