WANT THE STRONGEST BALLS ON EARTH? THIS GUY CAN TEACH YOU

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  • trust me June 4, 2017

    Just incase your ride breaks down. And you need to tow your car. To the nearest car shop. Or the nearest gas station. This would come in handy.

    :¬)

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    • stinkyuser June 4, 2017

      @trust me trust me you are a cunt

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      • trust me June 4, 2017

        @stinkyuser

        Ooh you all butt hurt cunt. Don't got nothing nice to say. Don't say anything at all. Cause your feelings will be hurt. Run back to your safe space girl.

        ;¬)

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  • sealex June 4, 2017

    I see absolutely no use for this. Dumbass!

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    • trust me June 4, 2017

      @sealex

      Fuck you dumbass. If you have nothing nice to say. Don't say anything at all.

      Oh you see no use for this? I wasn't being sarcastic.

      ;¬)

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  • dick steel June 4, 2017

    Too bad his wife will eventually chop them off and throw it out of the car

    Wifey not satisfied with Wang Dingaling.

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    •   GrimmWilder June 4, 2017

      @dick steel ...She may try...but them stretched out fuckers will flap like a party favor for miles,,..,.,

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  • omnomnom June 4, 2017

    I am drunk as duck right know I, have almost never seen anything as perfect and astounding as this, I've never even used the word astounding before xDDD PLEASE SEND HELP

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    •   ouch June 4, 2017

      @omnomnom I'm a a standing out side ya house calling 911

      astounding

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      • omnomnom June 4, 2017

        @ouch xDdddddddd

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  • jay48423 June 4, 2017

    i bet his sperm is unstoppable

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  •   GrimmWilder June 4, 2017

    Kim thow nut'hang to'knee.,.,,.,.

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  • ribbitslipknot June 4, 2017

    Can see it already, a day in the near future here on Crazyshit, "A man self castrated by ripping balls off."

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  •   ouch June 4, 2017

    Was this a Cockumentary?

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  •   maddog123 June 4, 2017

    When you have had a double barrel shotgun presses against your head and the hammer pulled back and the fucker holding it shakeing a bit and you still tell the guy to fuck his mother you don't need no dumbass teaching you balls of dumb assry you already have them think you not very much!!!

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    • putrifaction June 4, 2017

      @maddog123 if you ever write a book I'm first in line to buy it.

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      • prolurkercrazy June 4, 2017

        @putrifaction kiss ass

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      •   happyjack June 4, 2017

        @putrifaction Look for it in the fiction section at the bookstore.

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  • james511969 June 4, 2017

    The Chinese will do anything to have bigger dicks!

    Didn't he know, that all you have to do is come to Crazyshit and see all the adds to grow your cock another 4 inches??????

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  • vivalamigra June 4, 2017

    Apparently China signed on to the Paris Climate Accord.

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    • prolurkercrazy June 4, 2017

      @vivalamigra you don't pay very close attention do you? Every country in the world is signed up for the Paris accords. The only exceptions are Sierra, Nicaragua, and the USA... We are in such good company...

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      • vivalamigra June 4, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy Sierra? Nevada is part of the USA. You really have zero credibility. Let's just talk about your bike. New basket I see!

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        • prolurkercrazy June 4, 2017

          @vivalamigra well aren't you the cleverest spelling Nazi! Auto-correct messes up Syria and you "spin" off topic as usual. Keep going Sean and show us how far you go this time.

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          • vivalamigra June 4, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy Auto-correct this "golf luck year shelf".

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            •   crazyshit-Cory H. June 4, 2017

              @vivalamigra, Shit. I feel kinda bad for laughing, but I did.

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              • vivalamigra June 4, 2017

                @Cory H. I know. Sierra lol.

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              •   happyjack June 4, 2017

                @Cory H. gotta give credit where credit is due, it was actually funny.

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            •   GrimmWilder June 4, 2017

              @vivalamigra ..HA! +1

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  • flyingcrow83 June 4, 2017

    Iron balls, hidden ding ding Part 2: Cock Fury

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  •   siko666 June 4, 2017

    No one can stop a true Wang-fu master. Master Wang himself can teach you how to turn your wang into an instrument of unstoppable power!!

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  • mr.voorhees June 4, 2017

    The balls of the guy in the middle of the vid looked pretty dead.

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    • alwaysaproblem June 4, 2017

      @mr.voorhees Did you study them that closely to determine that? You're starting to worry me!

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      • mr.voorhees June 4, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem

        No, I'm no student, just opinion. But thx 4 the minus, you fuck.

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        • alwaysaproblem June 4, 2017

          @mr.voorhees I reversed it. My mistake. Clicked on the wrong one. AND, I even plussed you for calling me a fuck. + What a guy!

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  •   nybadguy June 4, 2017

    Nice cars.

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  •   ketamine<3 June 4, 2017

    Going the wrong way down the street dude

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  • happyendings June 4, 2017
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  •   sarge07 June 4, 2017

    He's pulling the cars in the wrong direction

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  •   sarge07 June 4, 2017

    Are they practicing to be bell ringers? Attaching weights to their balls to stand by church bells and chime the quarter hour?

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    • flyingcrow83 June 4, 2017

      @sarge07 yeah, they are practicing. I see them once a year for Christmas next to them red kennels in front of Wal Mart.

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      • alwaysaproblem June 4, 2017

        @flyingcrow83 Five years ago, there was a Salvation Army worker (former crack head) with the X-Mass collection kettle in in front of a Pathmark Store in Jersey City, NJ. Whenever someone threw a bill in the kettle, she would take it out (no matter the denomination) and walk over to the liquor store and buy scratch-offs. I watched her do that for a week. I reported her and they bounced her. After that they added the lock feature to the top of the kettle. Bills could ONLY go and and not taken out unless it was from the guy with the key. +

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  • astrozorro June 4, 2017

    This can't be in China. No one died, it ain't crowned. And the air was too clean.

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  • darksider803 June 4, 2017

    I would laugh If the last guy in the line of cars suddenly hit the brake. OH his parents are so proud!!!!!

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  •   hatchetface June 4, 2017

    No thanks my balls hang to low as is

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  • alwaysaproblem June 4, 2017

    At 1:58, What was that woman doing there? Are they going to hang weights from her "meat curtains"?

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    • happyendings June 6, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem

      She was train for Shaolin "Iron-Lips" Style

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  • alwaysaproblem June 4, 2017

    That ain't shit. I can do that with one testicle tied behind my back!

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  •   truckingman June 4, 2017

    I sthis the return of the testicles swingers?

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    •   sarge07 June 5, 2017

      @truckingman The finest Square Dance Troup of all time

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