OUCH: EVEN IF HE SURVIVED THIS, I DOUBT HE'D WANT TO BE ALIVE

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  •   kingbigballs August 3, 2017

    Got a chink in the paper chain

    +15 -4
    •   whobe August 3, 2017

      @kingbigballs LOL

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  •   GrimmWilder August 3, 2017

    A Chink Roll!!

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  • the suspect August 3, 2017

    Yeah, i wouldnt want to be alive if i had paper cuts too

    +4 -1
  • kiwi cunt August 3, 2017

    Finally, something interesting in the news paper!

    +19 -1
  • sealex August 3, 2017

    That's coming out of you check, Wang!

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  • joat_amos August 3, 2017

    Thats an attention getter.

    +3 -1
  • noboongoon August 3, 2017

    They found the chink in the armor

    +3 -4
  • maxm60 August 3, 2017

    Okay everyone, that's a wrap!

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    •   whobe August 3, 2017

      @maxm60 LOL

      +3 -1
    • james511969 August 3, 2017

      @maxm60 how did I not see this before I posted? +

      That guys in an egg roll.

      +1 -0
  • rockies97 August 3, 2017

    He should have taken the job at the sweat shop instead.

    +3 -1
  • sinner1ner August 3, 2017

    they changed his name to the human pretzel

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  • lowfro August 3, 2017

    He mustve rolled a nut

    +3 -1
  •   ouch August 3, 2017

    You're doing it WONG!

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    • vivalamigra August 3, 2017

      @ouch Why is your name in the title. That is classic race-baiting!

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      •   GrimmWilder August 3, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        Ouch don't mind.....he's a equal opportunity raciest as well.,.,,.,.,.

        +1 -2
  • cazaly August 3, 2017

    Obviously failed the origami classes as a kid. Nailed the yoga though, what's that position called?

    +6 -1
  • [email protected] August 3, 2017

    For his own sake I hope he died because he went all rage doll instantly. If that didn't snap his neck it looked like his spine is dust

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  • james511969 August 3, 2017

    And that's a wrap.

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  •   nybadguy August 3, 2017

    Mr lee it's time to roll out. Rets go

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  • airsporter August 3, 2017

    He's Yesterdays News now!

    +6 -1
  •   freddykrueger August 3, 2017

    ...looks like that safety brake might be broken!

    +2 -0
  • rouge_et_blanc August 3, 2017

    A plessing in disguise

    +2 -0
  • fiddledeedee August 3, 2017

    There's always someone trying to put a spin on the news.

    +2 -0
  •   grhman August 3, 2017

    That was a huge rolling paper machine

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  •   happyjack August 3, 2017

    For maybe 20 cents worth of paper.

    +3 -1
    • james511969 August 3, 2017

      @happyjack at a paper mill in China? Probably more like .02 cents.

      +3 -0
      • bigsmokey86 August 3, 2017

        @james511969 That's still worth more than human life there.

        +3 -0
        • james511969 August 3, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 the "middle class" makes about 30 a day now. So their lives are worth a little more now.

          Though. In a paper mill. Probably not. +

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  •   hatchetface August 3, 2017

    Talk about a rough day at work!

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    • james511969 August 3, 2017

      @hatchetface well, if it were sand paper, then yes.

      +

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  • hungjury666 August 3, 2017

    there's a reason safety manuals were invented

    for times like this

    +2 -0
  •   whobe August 3, 2017

    He's on a roll.

    +6 -0
    •   GrimmWilder August 3, 2017

      @whobe

      and IN a roll,.

      an Under a roll.,

      He now IS the roll.,,.,.,.

      +1 -2
  • xoxfalconxox August 3, 2017

    why does it stop there?...

    +2 -0
  • yeayeayea August 3, 2017

    Lovely.

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  • deepwebmaroc August 3, 2017

    Roling stones

    +2 -0
    •   sarge07 August 3, 2017

      @deepwebmaroc looked more like rolling nads

      +1 -1
  • houndog35 August 3, 2017

    Grasshopper,,,, That's NOT how we make rice paper.....

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  • champagne808 August 3, 2017

    Fucking hell, thats some crazy shit.

    +2 -0
  • captjim August 3, 2017

    Rollin' Rollin' Rollin...

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  •   sarge07 August 3, 2017

    Rollin rolin rollin, Keep that chineee rollin Rawhide, My hearts palpatin his heart might be thumpin

    Come on sing it with me

    +2 -1
    •   GrimmWilder August 3, 2017

      @sarge07

      Move 'em on, head 'em up

      Head 'em up, move 'em on

      Move 'em on, head 'em up

      ROLLHIDE!!!!

      +1 -3
  •   sarge07 August 3, 2017

    What are the goin to write the fortunes for the cookies on now?

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  •   truckingman August 3, 2017

    Mike did the accident happen at a noodle factory or a paper mill?

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  • bleedsvodka August 3, 2017

    He made the story

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  •   big_daddy305 August 3, 2017

    Probably still safer than the fair.

    +1 -0
  • bmws1000rrguy August 5, 2017

    SO WHEN WOULD I GET STARTED ON MY L&I FORM?

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  • deadpen August 6, 2017

    Well he gets what he gets. Clearly looks like he was fucking off on the job. Seems like he was trying to fuck up a run with a news paper.

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  • core August 19, 2017

    There has to be a TWIST to this story... Hey, guess what was SPLATTERED on the front page today???? YOU

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  • core August 19, 2017

    I am so DEPRESSED, its SQUEEZING the life out of me. I cant seam to WRAP my mind around it. My life is SPINNING out of control. Can anyone please me UNRAVEL this mystery.

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  • dazsworld August 20, 2017

    Darwin wins!

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  • daweedsmoker August 20, 2017

    That's what u get!! lol

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  • starcade March 25, 2018

    I Hate Papercuts...

    +0 -0
  • keysersoze9515 April 24, 2018

    Sort of looks like a chinese egg roll.

    +0 -0
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