@the suspect rattled the old brain cell a bit.
It's been a while since Jackass brought out their last DVD, I'm curious as to what his excuse is.
even if he wouldve landed in the water that shit stil shallow af, so yes ....dumb af
@sinner1ner just what I was thinking... dumb as they come.
It's funny cuz it really happened.
Today's math lesson: miscalculation is a motherfucker.
He probably knew he was fucked as soon as he jumped
Missed it by ,,,that much..
@hiwudjablome lol Get Smart
@hiwudjablome bullshit, the first couple of feet are like an inch deep if that.
Nice camera work. Terrible landing.
Sounds like two broken legs
@rasriff probably some hips and a pelvis involved too
I also bet he fucks like he dives!!!!!!!!!!!!k
He left his mark on the world.
Drinking and diving doesn't seem too far off from drinking and driving.
it sucks to shit your trunks before breaking both legs!
i give it 7/10 it would been 10/10 if he hit one of them big ass rocks
I'm pretty sure the last thing to go through his mind, was his ass...
not sure what the plan was there
@therockbalancer Plan A: hit water Plan B: NOT break legs
Blood hell! - The tide goes out quick there!
In Maxwell Smart voice ... missed it by that much
Snap, Crackle and Pop! it's part of a complete breakfast.
@luvthick sounds like me getting outta bed in the mornings
Ha ha, that slap
Not a bird, not a plane, not Superman.
That'll get sand in his vagina for sure!
@hatchetface vagina hell, that pushed san up his p hole to his bladder
Super Mario got the wrong mushroom!
i think he shrink a couple of inches!!! jump 2/10, landing 10/10...too bad, but next time wait for the tide hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa astie de moron de debile..un autre astie de con de moins sua planete!!
Just 5 more feet and he would have had 2 inches of water to break his fall.
You kill me... again and again... baa haa haa
Yes, I'm keenly observant like that detective in the trench coat
Sounded like an arrow hitting a deers ribcage.
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the SMACK!!! Darwinism nominee right here lol..
Why did the victim cliff dive from a cliff over looking a beach?
@truckingman uummm Hold my beer and watch this??
Exactly... When you hear "hold my beer" you know something or someone is about to get fucked up.
Natural selection dictated that because he was not going to improve the gene pool he had to go
"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"
You hear that kersplat?
just like an old comic
He clearly didn't realize the fucking gravity of the situation.
"told you the waters a bit lower since you last were here"
Keep flapping bird brain.
He lived though this.
Strong case for winning the Darwin Award for 2017
Execution was sloppy, but nailed the landing
haha Super Idiot
He would have been better off trying to jump from the water to the top of the hill..
Aim for the bushes?
That was fuckin awsome
Welp, lets speed up that ol' double hip replacement ma'