HITMAN WITH A HEART? KID SAVED BEFORE PULLING TRIGGER

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  • the suspect September 15, 2017

    Uh, she was in the way.

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  • letmefindout September 15, 2017

    Why waste a second bullit?

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    • ifukyogirls October 12, 2017

      @letmefindout ah rule 2 you bitch The Double Tap!

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  • dick steel September 15, 2017

    Didn't see any life saving here.

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  • dizeer September 15, 2017

    Cartel members got that shit down.

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  • presidenttrump September 15, 2017

    Apparently it takes a whole clip to kill at guy at almost point-blank range.

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  • alastor September 15, 2017

    Hit-men in flip flops, what is this world coming to?

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    • derbernerd September 22, 2017

      if you ever played Hitman, then you know that it was his disguise to come near his target. Hes a genius.

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  • felterupgood September 15, 2017

    Was that Chicago or Mexico

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    • maxm60 September 15, 2017

      @felterupgood Detroit

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  • fukume September 15, 2017

    He was paid to do the guy only.

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  • sealex September 15, 2017

    Wait a fucking minute! Was this from the future? It's the year 2022 there. !!! WTF. Was the getaway car a DeLorean?

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    • shithawk September 15, 2017

      @sealex

      I had a comment about the year too, but not this good. +1

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  • maxm60 September 15, 2017

    That's what you get when you insult the cook in a Mexican restaurant.

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  •   oathbreaker September 15, 2017

    "watch out honey, I gotta talk to yer dad"

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  • hiwudjablome September 15, 2017

    Bad weapon control,,look at it bouncing around as he fires,good thing he was close or he'd never hit the mark, Waitress wants to know whos gonna pay the check

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  • airsporter September 15, 2017

    Restores your faith in Humanity.

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  •   nybadguy September 15, 2017

    The tacos are to die for.

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  •   allcaps September 15, 2017

    bless his fucking heart....

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  •   happyjack September 15, 2017

    Probably shooting at the guy who chose the paint color for that room.

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    •   freddykrueger September 15, 2017

      @happyjack...Morpheus?

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      • bigsmokey86 September 15, 2017

        @freddykrueger For some reason I am reminded of Jean Reno and Natalie Portman from the movie The Professional.

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        •   luvthick September 15, 2017

          @bigsmokey86

          Loved that movie, but he's no Jean Reno when it comes to a job well done.

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          • bigsmokey86 September 15, 2017

            @luvthick Was a great movie. Perhaps this guy was another less successful protege of Mr Reno.

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    • wafflecock September 15, 2017

      @happyjack I was thinkin there were 2 criminals here. The gunman and whoever decided a room should be painted that fucking colour. A bit of red would change the hue slightly.

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    •   whobe September 15, 2017

      @happyjack LOL no shit!

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    •   whobe September 15, 2017

      @happyjack Mexicans can sure fuck up a neighborhood. A couple of them bought a beautiful log cabin down the street from us, covered it with stucco and put large diamond shapes on the wall. Then they built a concrete block wall in front of the house with a iron gate. A semi tractor parked in the front yard and about 5 or 6 metal sheds in the back yard. To top it off they painted everything orange.

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  • a kid September 15, 2017

    No you kill that guy I'll kill this one

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  • dry terd September 15, 2017

    I wish everyone had a kind heart like this sweet individual

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  •   pizzapie September 15, 2017

    Pay your bills mother fucker

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  •   truckingman September 15, 2017

    The Hitman put the child's safety before the elimination of his target.

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  • salvador76 September 15, 2017

    Last meal.....

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  • flesh aprons September 15, 2017

    If he got caught he probably would've been lynched for killing a little girl ...but not for a thug .

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  • sinner1ner September 16, 2017

    gramps the killer

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  • zdenek September 16, 2017

    Slušný zabiják

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  • honkie365 September 16, 2017

    Ugly green wall.

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  • deadpen September 16, 2017

    That's why you pay the extra dollar for the professionals.

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  • frank n. stein September 16, 2017

    He dead.

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  • fiddledeedee September 16, 2017

    Should have splurged on the surf and turf, seeing it was going to be his last meal.

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  • rs1 April 1, 2018

    "Oye, I hear they call you Leon, The Professional of the barrio, holmes!" ... "My Name is Je-eff" -21JS

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