H A H A H A
Beer goggles right there.
Woke up next to a walrus...
Ouch has had worse
@oathbreaker i thought that was ouch
@hiwudjablome if you EVER see ouch's mug in a video, strap'er on brother...you're in for a ride...literally
@ouch You were that sick fucker in Deliverance, weren't ya?
"Now squeal like a pig."
@hiwudjablome same here
@oathbreaker Is your ass still sore?
@ouch that's the last time you blindfold me
They all say that in public
I'll be waiting for your call
1900 ouch me
@ouch I know your fucking number, ouch...stop advertising
Well show up for your appointments!
My dildos don't buy themselves!
Classic Al Bundy,, good stuff...
@hiwudjablome ted bundy is more realistic.
That Married with Children bit. ahh good show
Cheer up dude, Jamie Fox said "Blame it on the Alcohol"
kinda looks like a guy....i never blame things on alcohol.
Is it his kid sister?
@airsporter nope his moms daughter.
C'mon men, sure it's your "girl"friend
It must be his sister
Ah he prolly fucked her again after he put phone down,.,.,.,.
Fuck it we've all done it nothing to be ashamed of. It's just when your like me and do it with the same girl three more times...
She will message you ever few years if you can get it out.
That's why we have so many fatherless children.
The ol morning after regrets! Damn that's a big one
"Beer " helping ugly people have sex since 1862
@01nighttrain happy for your success.
my question is, why would he even record himself next to her? I would keep that shit a secret...
Nothing wrong with thicker women....
??????? get a job moron!!!
He's an ugly bastard himself. Better be happy with what he can get.
This ones better.
You no oil painting yourself there pal
never taking pills again
Well, at least he woke up without a penis drawn on his forehead or a chick with a dick. To have avoided both of those he couldn't have been THAT drunk.
Good on him for sharing it: not many would.
Trip fell landed in some fugly.
She's in love now, you're fucked. That happened to me and the fat bitch kept calling and leaving shit on my doorstep.
at least is wasn't a guy.
Baaahahahahaaa. I may have just peed myself laughing!
He's pretending like he can do better.
At least your asshole did not hurt
my late great father once said"any pussy is better than no pussy, the worst i ever had was good"
Id rather fuck a cheese grater
Of course weights got everything to do with beauty these days, more cushion for the pushing
got drunk and slept with shrek
I know the pain...
Not so good looking yourself there hun.. maybe she's all you could get?
He can wipe that look off his face! He married her! It's too late to take her back to the dealership! You already voided the warranty ya sweaty bastard!