I hope the cops can piece this one together...
@kore his name was Humpty... I don't have a good feeling about this one.
@ketamine<3 This Humpty didn't fall, he was dismembered and de-brained. Looks Like He Lost His Mind!!!
@kore it looks edible hmmm
@mehofjack with fava beans and a nice chianti
Now I remember why I didn't want to be a medical examiner.
@felterupgood Well.......just don't eat between calls.
@felterupgood have you ever carved a raw chicken before? they kinda same
At least he died piecefully. Rest In Pieces
In the very first picture I had thought that someone dropped their helmet.
@letmefindout He just took it off for a fight, thus making it hard for his opponent to land blows to the face and head
One way to cure baldness.
I know he said a little off the top but fuck...
this reminds me i have to go take the ribs out the oven
Dude your dome !
did he make it?
@therockbalancer no he's fucked.
@therockbalancer I think he crossed the finish line several times.
It's hard to know where Waldo is when you have to look in so many places.
Walk it off!
@ouch He cant even drag it off
That first guy flipped his lid
@ouch Its the same person, he is just scattered around a bit
Is it just me or did that poor fucker's brain look like a hedgehog without its quills?
@kiwi cunt My initial thort too...Resembled a baby marsupial who wasn't wearing its seat belt in the pouch!
Obviosly abducted by aliens who couldent be arsed re-assembling him.
@airsporter Could be, considering the precision and accuracy in the "too perfect" cut of that head.
What ever he hit,,,,,,,,,, is evil
He surprised a samurai with his dick out in the woods.
What did he hit? A dissection!!!
@mr. blonde Nah, I think some one stung him up like a puppet and lowered him onto a helicopter propeller
@kore Hahaha! Maybe he hit a Cuisinart?
That was mind blowing
Did someone string Concertina wire across the highway?
@bigsmokey86 that's a term I haven't heard in awhile.
Man vs cheese grader?
The head looked like it would go back together easily. All the pieces were there.
@whackjob a lil super glue and he'll be fine.
@sarge07 some milk
Not the greatest head of hair I've ever laid eyes on...
No open casket for Humpty Dumpty.
Yep that was the reverse lever on the lawn mower.
You gotta watch out for those big, glass meth pipes! They can build up back pressure causing a flashback that can blow you away.
I'll take your word for it.
@sbohica No, they just blow up your ass
Simple, tab A into slot B
Going bald is bad but don't lose your head over it.
@mr.spine Nah, he didn't lose his head over it. Just got depressed and fell apart
Did the victim hit an electric cattle or horse fencing at high speed?
A couple of bandages and some super glue will fix him right up.
50 shaveds of gay
SOME REDNECK MOFO IS GONNA SEE THAT BRAIN AND THINK IT'S A DEAD ARMADILLO....THOSE ARE SOME GOOD EATIN!!!
He showed them he had a big brain