Cock sharpener, and lip whacker
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@kore Cock sharpener and lip whacker
That gizmo whitled his dick down to the size of a clit. Id call customer service...
@sika omg! I literally cried laughing at this comment!!!
@sika Also changed his voice up a few octaves!
@harly9 that happened when it sucked his balls off.
My cock doesn't work like that... I have to rub it.
I'm a melon man myself !
Too cold.... give me a chicken... their body temperature is 103... that's like fucking a woman with a high fever..
Must be a foreign object because in the USA the movie is called "American Pie."
what a fuckin gargantuan Clitoris
@sinner1ner : Correction -labia.
If you ever see a pair for real you may be able to recognise them now.
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@letmefindout : Knowledge is power!
Or at least you'll be less likely to catch AIDS from a Thai Ladyboy!
It's time to go find a hooker.
I think he prefers a hoover
That vag just gave me a raspberry
I'm sorry... If there's no anal attachment I ain't buying it
Nobody ever think about the Butt'Boys.......
You mean if there is no anal attachment you aren't using it.
Sir Dyson is working on that for ya ouch. Should be available for Xmas. I believe its selling for $2,200, retail.
(Just the attachment)
It's called the "handle"
Dam no blood , how lame
You 'Personalise' your special friend by buyia Mr Henry that has a face on it.
@airsporter 'buying' a Android typo..
@airsporter : 'buying' an Android typo?
What the fuck does that cost and where do I get one?
Might sell more if a pussy was painted on it.
The sound track of the video is "Dust in the Wind."
What ever happened to good old fashioned jerkin off
Looks like it got "outsourced" to a robot
Just kill those sick fucks, not a life we want for our offspring
My Terri folds suckin on them terry folds
Wtf was the second thing that pussy looks like something off the menus at Arby's... WE HAVE THE MEATS! Curtains.
Was that a turkey caller?
No, it's sold as a sperm terminator. It turns sperm to protein soup.
Was that seriously a clit in the second part? Good GOD!
@boobles : given there were two parts, then no.
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@wombatbytes nope... you're wrong... that's just a stretched out clit
Being our resident female specialist can you tell me if the "stretched out" clit is more sensitive than the little nub?
Never would've thought the angry inch could be that impressive... No wonder there's dust on the TV, no cleaning got done that day.
Best wife a man can buy! After it sucks you off it can clean the fucking house!
Too bad it doesn't make sammiches.
I wonder if that actually would get a guy off, headed to the store for some... groceries. I'll be right back.
@ketamine<3 pick up a 25hp shopvac and try it
@sarge07 so from personal experience 25hp is enough?
@ketamine<3 So I've been told, LOL
I don't know but I think if you get the "Ouch" model it will also relieve constipation AND clean up the runs.
Damn that bitch had a elephant clit. She needs to lay off that shop vac for a while.
@whobe I laughed hard when it started flapping and making that noise
Amazing, simply amazing. I am surprised we humans are not being led around on leash's by giant cockroaches'.
Have you seen the movie "Idiocracy"? Funny shit that could very well happen.
@sbohica oh yea, especially with our politicians.
I was waiting for it to whistle the Star Spangled Banner. She could take it to both knees and suck it.
Am I the only one here who is afraid their cock might reach the fan?
@felterupgood not really, LOL
You might be the only one who got that.
Fess up... you never put your cock into anything strange?
Wet dry vac easy clean up
holy shit!! that was one big fucking clit!!
@rockinron Don't lie. That was either your pinky or your dinky.
WHAT the Hell was that 2nd thing??
Gender neutral? 2 guys got head from a vacuum that sucked
sounds like someone shuffling a deck of cards.
I love that the dude getting his cock Hoovered has a wedding ring. Now, I am married and I have stuck my dick in worse, I just don't video it out of respect for my wife.
The first one I'm saying wtf is wrong with him and the sound of the second one was so funny
THAT BITCH IS GONNA FLY THE FUCK AWAY...