He was PRESSIN the guy at work. So Karma came around.
They had him under pressure.
@letmefindout Ironicaly this is the same factory from Terminator 1.
@flyingcrow83 We gotta get these numbers out people, it's CRUNCH TIME!!!
How was work today?
Oh a little flat!
@ouch Very depressing..
@kore HA! it was a DIE press
@ouch On the bright side though he should qualify easily for the flat rate Compensation package!
And that's how fortune cookies are made.
@carlspackler And he wondered what the cookie meant when the fortune said, "GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!"....Fucking foreshadowing, man
Wow, that man is really lacking in the "quick reaction" department
The press release footage is in and the machine operator's alibi was paper thin.
Well damn.... raise it up. You can't go home now.
Either he owed him money or the guy at the controls wants to bang his wife
You just KNOW he shit himself!!
@GrimmWilder You ever squeezed a fully engorged tick?
he said he wanted to go home, not in a body bag Jim!
"Think Fast!" "Oh, Fuck..."
Yeps he's a Chinese pancake lol the guy at HPC on YouTube should watch this I can here him say "now he's a paancake"
They are always pressing employees for more productivity!
And that's how the fortune cookie crumbles.
I'm impressed - Hes now got 'Made In The Republic Of China' in a cirular logo on his arse.
Maybe the victim could press charges?
He certainly had a crush on him and maybe he was pressed for time.
Chan won't be needing his paycheck today
Good thing Obama sent all of our jobs to China. Made us safer and we pollute less.
At least he won’t hear Carl complain anymore
He sure seemed nonchalant about the whole thing. Just another day at the job.
Fresh squeezed, never from concentrate.
The reactiontime of both is that of a sloth.
"Oh shit dude, my bad. You good bro?"
remember that line out of the first Terminator movie when Linda Hamilton finally kills the machine by crushing it? "You're terminated fucker!"
@maxm60 I thought it was Arnold saying "I'll be flat"
He can sneak under doors now
Oops my bad
Who's in line for supervisor now bitch
Thats how rice paper is made.
Oh how dreadful. Now the crushed guy is going to have find a new flatmate.
That dude is calm under pressure, I mean at least the dude pressing the button is
My friend, are you all right?
Fucking hell! The chinks are almost as stupid as the yanks!!
He did that on purpose lol oops.
Both were zombies workers
WTF!?! Even a garage door at home has safety sensors....
This shit is awsome
He was crushed when they laid him off
Im "press" ive
Toon into this weekend crazyshit boys and girls for yet another .......
YET another top 10 cringiest dad jokes in the comments.
Woohoo these boys are nasty!
OH MY GOD HE SURE DID
He didn't seem to be in any hurry to press the button , to save his friend!
Tyrone saw his chance, and he took it
LMFAO!! I love how he walked over and like hey nigga u aight?