HAA!>>>His life still sucks AND he got no legs!!
Where are my socks and shoes?
Somebody stole them
@GrimmWilder . . + never ever Sex again.
@quantum that poor astard never had sex before this either thats why he jumped!!
@blackenedamerica . . He was a fit dude. . he must have had sex but I bet he missed . . LOVE *painting sparkling unicorn rainbow in the sky*
@blackenedamerica Going out on top. But now he'll have to settle for the bottom.
Lieutenant Dan! Lieutenant Dan!!
"I can't feel my legs" .... you ain't got no legs
@felterupgood Shrimp Gumbo will heal him.
Also in the movie "Major Payne"
Fucker is STILL gonna get more pussy than me.
@bigslick all pussy is free if you're brave enough
Wheel chair pussy is hot.
So is doin' one-legged broads.
Ya just hug the stump & pump.
He should crawl back up there and dive off head first.
Take out the wheels and the car can't travel.
Jokes on us
Now he gets to draw a fat check for life off us!!! The legless fucker!
He should of dove off .. maybe next time
He should put on a JUMPER!
@ouch Let's give him a STANDING OVATION!!
what on gods earth are they talking about
Kind of solved one problem.... His Family wont be giving him slippers for Christmas again!
@airsporter Yeah but now he'll want prosthetics!
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@felterupgood I can see it now doctor cuts his pain meds off so he crawls
Back up ten floors fucking jumps AGAIN! This time he loses both arms
Gets raise on disability now he can afford better street drugs fuck the doctor!
30mg Oxycodone, $50ea around this part of the country. You've got to be desperate or stupid! No other way to say it. Its beyond me.
At least the govt took the majority blame. That little town in Ohio sold millions of pain pills in a year!!!!
Definitely a white mans problem, for sure.
@sbohica that's why there's a heroin epidemic in this country.. it's sad really, when I got cut off I did it for a little bit but thank god I quit. Darkest time of my life.
@sbohica But of course the big Pharma companies that are really pushing the pills suffer no consequences.
"Money money moneeey"
Which one of your family members are featured in your new icon? I sure hope your mother isn't that hairy.
the same doctor who got him hooked to begin with..
If you wanted attention you did it right. But if not how stupid can you be to fuck this up ?!
Aww dude...sell me them Nikes?
Strawberry Pop-Tarts anyone?
Never skip leg day bro.
Should had, Goodyear's Leg!
...lost ma' shins in the war....
.....the war against depression.
who needs leggs when there's hoveround
Dam dude can't you do anything right ...
@zack Sweeney...he had one job to do and he fucked that up! ...useless!
@freddykrueger The Water Boy is even more competent, just pathetic!!
Looks like he'll be skipping leg day
Your supposed to sit on a train track dumbass!
Didn't think that through, did you stumpy?
This guy clearly hits the gym a lot. To bad he always skipped leg day.
Yea I think he did it wrong
Take a hike!
His family is going to save sfuck load of money on pants socks and shoes this christmas !!
Hay "Stump " hows it hanging...
Hmm meat heads land feet first. Guess he can skip leg day now....
His life still sucks AND he got no legs!!
well atleast his femur didn't go up his ass
Well that would suck.
hes morphing into the ground
He's lucky.... his legs broke his fall so his balls were protected.
at least he did better than jumping from a 2nd story window
Well how bad was his life before......doubt it was this bad.
He's a hot, beefy muscle man who will now have prosthetic legs or a wheelchair.