LOL: DELIVERY BOY IS ASHAMED OF HIS BONER

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  • dick steel November 17, 2017

    I'm ashamed I didn't get a boner.

    +14 -7
    • letmefindout November 17, 2017

      @dick steel

      The only time to be ashamed of the boner is if it doesn't clear the zipper.

      +8 -5
      •   oathbreaker November 17, 2017

        @letmefindout FUCK OFF!!! Don't rub it in, man

        +8 -1
      • harly9 November 17, 2017

        @letmefindout As a charter member of the Button Club, I take offense at that!

        +0 -0
      • srv November 19, 2017

        @letmefindout

        Or that you're getting a boner because of a boner.

        +0 -2
    • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

      Being respectful, NOT hiding an erection that he didn't have time to get.

      +3 -0
      • letmefindout November 18, 2017

        @frank n. stein

        But if what you say is so, why did he linger around after the transaction? I think that he was waiting to find out if she had a brother.

        +3 -4
        • stabbert November 18, 2017

          @letmefindout He was giving her change

          +1 -0
    • deadpen November 17, 2017

      @dick steel It's the shoes, hard to get a boner for flip flops

      +3 -0
    • quantum November 18, 2017

      @dick steel . . I think he didn't get a boner. He has a healthy disrespect for girls who tease around for fun.

      +6 -2
      • letmefindout November 18, 2017

        @quantum

        Maybe it was the smell. He knew there were no anchovies on that pizza.

        +2 -4
        • quantum November 19, 2017

          @letmefindout XD this reminds me of a russian girl I knew.

          She was ultra hot. Very open and flirty. But she always smelled like tons of rotten garbage out of her mouth. #sad

          +3 -3
  • underpants November 17, 2017

    Shitty pizza to go with her shitty tats.

    +5 -0
    • letmefindout November 17, 2017

      @underpants

      When the cable goes out tats are moving pictures.

      +3 -5
  • 72jayd November 17, 2017

    He knows what’s up.

    +3 -0
    • letmefindout November 17, 2017

      @72jayd

      He wanked in the car.

      +3 -4
  •   vikingshill November 17, 2017

    She wasn't much to look at anyways...or maybe gay, who knows?

    +4 -0
  •   GrimmWilder November 17, 2017

    Fuck That....i'm'a start delivering pizza!!

    +6 -5
    •   oathbreaker November 17, 2017

      @GrimmWilder You only see the vids of the hot ones...Imagine how many lonely heffers are out there just itchin for pizza and a side of boner...Keep your day job, and your eyesight

      +7 -0
      • bigsmokey86 November 17, 2017

        @oathbreaker In all honesty though these attention whores need to start being attacked and or raped to teach them to stop fucking around and teasing dudes with their bullshit.

        +3 -1
        •   GrimmWilder November 17, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 >>>>>Attacked and or raped?!?!?!?<<<<

          Daaaaaaamn SMOKEY!,....she weren't THAT bad......lol

          +5 -4
        • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 I wonder how that would go in court if a slut answered the door like that & was raped. She probly wouldn't report it.

          +2 -1
        •   oathbreaker November 17, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 Do what you must, bud

          +4 -0
        •   happyjack November 18, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 why they are showing their bodies and we get to see it, I don't mind....

          +5 -3
  • cazaly November 17, 2017

    Hello. Your order of 1 Double standard pizza with cheesy taco sauce is here.

    +6 -1
  • hiwudjablome November 17, 2017

    Looks great bitch,,but its still $12.95 for the pizza and bread,,,,,,now Blo-me

    +7 -4
    • letmefindout November 17, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      Gotta cover the tip somehow.

      +6 -4
      • hiwudjablome November 17, 2017

        @letmefindout

        Ha,,,cover the tip,,fuckin great

        +5 -3
  •   oathbreaker November 17, 2017

    God damn! That was quick! His dick's got a hair trigger!

    +6 -1
  • airsporter November 17, 2017

    Hope he washes his hands after fiddling with the change.

    +7 -4
    • airsporter November 17, 2017

      @airsporter Fuck that neg was quick!

      +6 -4
      • secret squirrel November 17, 2017

        @airsporter

        I’m with ya buddy +1

        +8 -0
        • airsporter November 17, 2017

          @secret squirrel Cheers! +

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  • sealex November 17, 2017

    What a stupid virgin!

    She opened the door naked to show you not to scare you!!! Idiot!

    +2 -0
  • jimsacunt November 17, 2017

    Shes tidy

    +3 -0
  • mr.spine November 17, 2017

    She's raping me!

    +3 -3
  •   luvthick November 17, 2017

    Quick Boner = Quick nuts... He must have unloaded halfway down the stairs.

    +6 -6
  • dry terd November 17, 2017

    He was just being a gentleman and didn't want to stare. Or he's gay....

    +5 -0
  • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

    NO, he's trying to be respectful and not look. He was raised RIGHT. Unlike the whore.

    +5 -0
    •   truckingman November 17, 2017

      Frank n. stein, I do agree about the delivery man's respect for the privacy of the nude lady, whom answered to door.

      +3 -0
  • salvador76 November 17, 2017

    Shy homie

    +3 -0
  • yohanpalych November 17, 2017

    Stupid women. That's funny? In my opinion they just do not fuck.

    +2 -0
  • pewpewpowa November 17, 2017

    I like to think hes a loyal dude with a fine piece waiting home for him.

    +2 -0
  •   sbohica November 17, 2017

    One little problem that confronts you

    Got a monkey on your back

    Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick

    One hell of a price for you to get your kicks

    Ooooh that smell

    Can't you smell that smell

    Ooooh that smell

    The smell of death surrounds you

    +7 -8
  •   truckingman November 17, 2017

    I would be also shy, as the pizza delivery man in the video, if I had to encounter my first nude lady at a pizza delivery.

    +4 -0
  • alexnf November 17, 2017

    SHOCKING!!

    +2 -0
  •   picklehiesner November 17, 2017

    Cmon bro

    +5 -1
  • italianweapon November 17, 2017

    The only time to be ashamed of the boner is if it doesn't clear the zipper.

    +3 -3
    • letmefindout November 18, 2017

      @italianweapon

      I think that you repeated it because you resemble the remark.

      +1 -4
  • airsporter November 17, 2017

    Has she got spatulate feet or are they the new magnetic flip flops I hear so much about?

    +4 -4
  • fukume November 17, 2017

    No boner just a snub nose revolver for those who try to stiff him

    +1 -0
  • gandog56 November 18, 2017

    She would have been staring at MY throbbing blue veiner.

    +2 -0
  • blackenedamerica November 18, 2017

    i would have walked put the pizza down colected my money and tip reached around the back of her head pushed her slowly to her knees gotten blown washed my dick in her kitchen sink and im out

    +0 -0
  • jono 's back November 18, 2017

    Slags who do this should get fucking raped

    +1 -0
  •   maddog123 November 18, 2017

    I was born hard !!!

    +4 -3
  • biff wadslinger November 20, 2017

    Hiedi wienstein...

    +2 -0
  • [email protected] November 30, 2017

    I would've turned around cos she answered the door naked

    +0 -0
  • mafuckka233 March 8, 2018

    I think he turned away out of respect , not all guys are pigs.

    +0 -0
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