He lost his rights to being part of a standing ovation
that jokes was long
@what now? whats next? .. at the end seem like he was in no pain
People will do anything to get to that Black Friday sale.
Can't help but wonder what the fuck he is thinking at that moment. Then laugh my ass off!! How stupid can you be to fuck up something this important to your life, or rather death.
@sealex When he sat up to see if his cock was still there and realised it wasnt
no more knee pain
@pewpewpowa Yoooo, hilarious... He looked up at the cameraman like, "where are they" "what happened"
@kore "where are they?! I wanna mount them on my wall"!
Second thoughts, saved his junk!
He can now get a disability sticker
Limestone railway ballast is limestone railway ballast the World over!
if you want to Kill your self and still live just create a CS account!
@ouch oh no you didn't !
@picklehiesner Oh Yes I did LMMFAO I wish I could + myself
@ouch Don't worry ouchy boy you will have every comment neg 7 at least by the time you wake up.
We will do our best cupcake. Go ahead and sign hbomb in and neg yourself.
@sbohica Nar I'll use "my friends" email account to do that
DERP: Mommy why do the kids at school not come over any more?
Mom: You died honey and you and your 4 personalities are just a ghost now!
@sbohica by the was hbomb12 is alwaysaproblem
You REALLY need professional help Michael, Micky, Ouch, whatever person you are.
CS cud set up a "go fund me" account for ya. Nobody will donate but it will make them look good.
I'm sorry, cuz once assessed, you will be escorted to an 8×8 padded room.
Take your CS quilt for comfort and a butt plug for your ass...
@sbohica the room is 7x7 sweetheart
@sbohica: Didn't Ouch get you your VIP?!
That would be a gigantic
I paid for mine...
@sbohica Yes my real name is Michael
Yes I have a MickyGbanger email address
Yes my user name here is ouch
What's your fucking point?
My fucking god you get fucking dumber every fucking time you type!
Is that what you got? REALLY IS THAT IT?
@ouch KEEP IT FUN!
@ouch Only by the shitty haters.... I wish this CS shit was set up where you can identify who negged you... I would rip them apart and make them quit CS for ever
Legolas, you’ve changed, man！ you’re only half the man that you used to be.
Still a great ass though right guys!?...........guys?
@stinkburger Phew* glad i wasnt the only one thinking that
Nice going "stumps"
His new name is,,,,,,,Neal
Stop whining !!! Get up and walk it off !!!
And he thought his life sucked before
Poor fucker! He won't be able to count higher than ten any more.
BTW, what is it with Indians? Always getting hit by trains and Chinese always getting hit by everything else!
Nubs McGee...better get used to life in a wheelchair
Can some one help him get back on the track....
More like an accident
He made a bet that his dick was long enough to drag on the ground. This guy is a hardcore winner.
How the fuck do you botch a suicide by TRAIN?!
@fistermister His plan was derailed when he got off track!
Must..... get back.... on the track...!
He looked at the camera like "Wtf you gonna do esse?"
It's just a flesh wound.
@bearded_misfit You're a looney!
There's ALREADY a little flat dolly cart and a cup with his name on it!
Now he is really going to off himself
Suicide: You're doing it wrong
Just walk it off you pussy!
Amazed at how much punishment the human body can actually take.....I expected screaming and Hollywood style blood spurting allover the place...
When a butterface says she is home alone
he can make do
Just staple him to a skate board and put a cup in his hand.
Well there goes his ass kicking contest chances
When is the next train ???
Is the victim heading back to the, train, tracks with the intintion on finishing his suicide?
now he's a fucking Nugget
Well, he can’t take a knee.
Well there went his 72. he might end up with 3 used up ones.
I wonder how much weight he just lost?
I'm a cybernetic organism living tissue over metal endoskeleton
did he loose his third leg too
if he gets into an argument,he wont have a leg to stand on.also,hows he gonna stand up for his rights now?
Of course, it's India. Well, at least he still has an ass for me to fuck.
What doesn't kill you makes you wish it had.
The poor Guy won't be tall enough to ride the rollercoaster now....