OOPS? SUICIDAL MAN LOSES LEGS BUT KEEPS ON MOVING

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  •   what now? whats next? November 21, 2017

    He lost his rights to being part of a standing ovation

    that jokes was long

    +6 -2
    • mehofjack November 21, 2017

      @what now? whats next? .. at the end seem like he was in no pain

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  • letmefindout November 21, 2017

    People will do anything to get to that Black Friday sale.

    +9 -4
  • sealex November 21, 2017

    Can't help but wonder what the fuck he is thinking at that moment. Then laugh my ass off!! How stupid can you be to fuck up something this important to your life, or rather death.

    +7 -0
    • ob1 November 21, 2017

      @sealex When he sat up to see if his cock was still there and realised it wasnt

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  • pewpewpowa November 21, 2017

    no more knee pain

    +9 -0
    • kore November 21, 2017

      @pewpewpowa Yoooo, hilarious... He looked up at the cameraman like, "where are they" "what happened"

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      •   ketamine<3 November 21, 2017

        @kore "where are they?! I wanna mount them on my wall"!

        +5 -6
    • sheelajackson November 21, 2017

      @pewpewpowa lmao+1

      +5 -0
  •   luvthick November 21, 2017

    Second thoughts, saved his junk!

    +5 -5
  • fukume November 21, 2017

    He can now get a disability sticker

    +5 -0
  • airsporter November 21, 2017

    Limestone railway ballast is limestone railway ballast the World over!

    +6 -3
  •   ouch November 21, 2017

    Jesus Man!

    if you want to Kill your self and still live just create a CS account!

    DERP!

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    •   picklehiesner November 21, 2017

      @ouch oh no you didn't !

      +8 -1
      •   ouch November 21, 2017

        @picklehiesner Oh Yes I did LMMFAO I wish I could + myself

        +11 -8
        •   ouch November 21, 2017

          @ouch Don't worry ouchy boy you will have every comment neg 7 at least by the time you wake up.

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          •   sbohica November 21, 2017

            @ouch

            We will do our best cupcake. Go ahead and sign hbomb in and neg yourself.

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            •   ouch November 21, 2017

              @sbohica Nar I'll use "my friends" email account to do that

              DERP!

              DERP: Mommy why do the kids at school not come over any more?

              Mom: You died honey and you and your 4 personalities are just a ghost now!

              +10 -8
            •   ouch November 21, 2017

              @sbohica by the was hbomb12 is alwaysaproblem

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              •   sbohica November 21, 2017

                @ouch

                You REALLY need professional help Michael, Micky, Ouch, whatever person you are.

                CS cud set up a "go fund me" account for ya. Nobody will donate but it will make them look good.

                I'm sorry, cuz once assessed, you will be escorted to an 8×8 padded room.

                Take your CS quilt for comfort and a butt plug for your ass...

                +7 -6
                •   ouch November 21, 2017

                  @sbohica the room is 7x7 sweetheart

                  +6 -6
                •   fistermister November 21, 2017

                  @sbohica: Didn't Ouch get you your VIP?!

                  +3 -2
                  •   sbohica November 23, 2017

                    @fistermister

                    That would be a gigantic

                    NEGATIVE!

                    I paid for mine...

                    +3 -4
                •   ouch November 22, 2017

                  @sbohica Yes my real name is Michael

                  Yes I have a MickyGbanger email address

                  Yes my user name here is ouch

                  What's your fucking point?

                  My fucking god you get fucking dumber every fucking time you type!

                  Is that what you got? REALLY IS THAT IT?

                  +5 -7
                  • airsporter November 22, 2017

                    @ouch KEEP IT FUN!

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          • kore November 22, 2017

            @ouch Only by the shitty haters.... I wish this CS shit was set up where you can identify who negged you... I would rip them apart and make them quit CS for ever

            +2 -0
  • mad hatter November 21, 2017

    Legolas, you’ve changed, man! you’re only half the man that you used to be.

    +5 -1
  • stinkburger November 21, 2017

    Still a great ass though right guys!?...........guys?

    +6 -0
    • bearded_misfit November 21, 2017

      @stinkburger hahahaha

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    • pewpewpowa November 21, 2017

      @stinkburger Phew* glad i wasnt the only one thinking that

      +3 -0
  • bobadfett November 21, 2017

    Nice going "stumps"

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  • jimsacunt November 21, 2017

    Walking dead

    +3 -0
  • hiwudjablome November 21, 2017

    His new name is,,,,,,,Neal

    +6 -3
  • houndog35 November 21, 2017

    Stop whining !!! Get up and walk it off !!!

    +4 -0
  • ithinkimdumb November 21, 2017

    And he thought his life sucked before

    +6 -0
  • kiwi cunt November 21, 2017

    Poor fucker! He won't be able to count higher than ten any more.

    BTW, what is it with Indians? Always getting hit by trains and Chinese always getting hit by everything else!

    +12 -0
  • dry terd November 21, 2017

    Nubs McGee...better get used to life in a wheelchair

    +3 -0
  • blindfury November 21, 2017

    Can some one help him get back on the track....

    +3 -0
  • salvador76 November 21, 2017

    More like an accident

    +2 -0
  • maxm60 November 21, 2017

    He made a bet that his dick was long enough to drag on the ground. This guy is a hardcore winner.

    +11 -1
  •   fistermister November 21, 2017

    How the fuck do you botch a suicide by TRAIN?!

    +4 -0
    •   ouch November 21, 2017

      @fistermister His plan was derailed when he got off track!

      +11 -8
  •   ketamine<3 November 21, 2017

    Must..... get back.... on the track...!

    +6 -4
  • sheelajackson November 21, 2017

    He looked at the camera like "Wtf you gonna do esse?"

    +5 -0
  • bearded_misfit November 21, 2017

    It's just a flesh wound.

    +6 -0
    •   sarge07 November 21, 2017

      @bearded_misfit You're a looney!

      +4 -4
  •   GrimmWilder November 21, 2017

    There's ALREADY a little flat dolly cart and a cup with his name on it!

    +7 -4
  • digurgutsout November 21, 2017

    Now he is really going to off himself

    +4 -0
  • masked crow November 21, 2017

    Suicide: You're doing it wrong

    +4 -0
  • masked crow November 21, 2017

    Just walk it off you pussy!

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  • dondapa November 21, 2017

    Amazed at how much punishment the human body can actually take.....I expected screaming and Hollywood style blood spurting allover the place...

    +4 -0
  • 92savage November 21, 2017

    When a butterface says she is home alone

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  •   stenchfart November 21, 2017

    he can make do

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  • peaks November 21, 2017

    Just staple him to a skate board and put a cup in his hand.

    +5 -0
  • boney1 November 21, 2017

    Well there goes his ass kicking contest chances

    +2 -0
  •   siko666 November 21, 2017

    When is the next train ???

    +2 -0
  •   truckingman November 21, 2017

    Is the victim heading back to the, train, tracks with the intintion on finishing his suicide?

    +1 -0
  • italianweapon November 21, 2017

    no more knee pain

    +4 -5
  • gnasher November 21, 2017

    now he's a fucking Nugget

    +1 -1
  • james511969 November 21, 2017

    Well, he can’t take a knee.

    +2 -0
  • deadpen November 21, 2017

    Well there went his 72. he might end up with 3 used up ones.

    +2 -0
  • kaevman November 22, 2017

    Darth Vader?

    +1 -3
  • kiwi cunt November 22, 2017

    I wonder how much weight he just lost?

    +3 -0
  • kiddomina November 22, 2017

    I'm a cybernetic organism living tissue over metal endoskeleton

    +1 -0
  • offdhook November 22, 2017

    did he loose his third leg too

    +1 -1
  • jayelee November 27, 2017

    if he gets into an argument,he wont have a leg to stand on.also,hows he gonna stand up for his rights now?

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein November 29, 2017

    Of course, it's India. Well, at least he still has an ass for me to fuck.

    +0 -0
  • nword_norton August 11, 2018

    What doesn't kill you makes you wish it had.

    +0 -0
  • eastvanrulz August 25, 2018

    The poor Guy won't be tall enough to ride the rollercoaster now....

    +0 -0
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