HOW TO KEEP YOUR WIFE FRESH

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  • mehofjack November 25, 2017

    I want one I'll name her fifi and feed her crackers there her box

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  •   ouch November 25, 2017

    That looked like it would Suck!

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    • offdhook November 25, 2017

      @ouch was sucked. And it sucks

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    • srv November 25, 2017

      @ouch

      For who?! ... Us?!! Oh, you mean her. Whew, you had me worried there for a moment.

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    • ob1 November 25, 2017

      @ouch dry aging never is

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  • darksider803 November 25, 2017

    Needs thinker plastic.

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    • joedumber November 25, 2017

      @darksider803 yeah just matter of time before japanesse pornn takes over the world and their cars and electronics start sucking. Hmmmm sound familiar?

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      • darksider803 November 25, 2017

        @joedumber Yea that Is true --------Hay Wait A minute !!!

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        • joedumber November 26, 2017

          @darksider803 haaaaa

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          • letmefindout November 27, 2017

            @joedumber

            Was that meat FDA approved before it was wrapped?

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  • offdhook November 25, 2017

    Now I understand that song....no air... No air...

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  •   GrimmWilder November 25, 2017

    They'll find this idiot all wrapped up and ready for the mourgue some day,..,.,,.,.

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  •   maddog123 November 25, 2017

    I like my puss tin foiled

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    • letmefindout November 27, 2017

      @maddog123

      Ya gotta bag it before you tag it.

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  • blackenedamerica November 25, 2017

    Just put the bitch in the deep freezer whenever your ready for a cold one

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  • gandog56 November 25, 2017

    What is this fascination gooks seem to have with being suffocated?

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    • maxm60 November 25, 2017

      @gandog56 it goes along with the getting puked, shit and pissed on fetish. Some Asian women take it a step further and stuff some guys head in their snatch.

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      •   lafind November 25, 2017

        @maxm60 -----> Raising hand, I'm next for the head in snatch routine.

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    •   ketamine<3 November 25, 2017

      @gandog56 asphyxiation is supposed to give you a great orgasm, I've never been choked but I had a girl ask me to do it to her.

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      • bigsmokey86 November 25, 2017

        @ketamine<3 I don't understand how that could work.

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        •   ketamine<3 November 25, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 I think it works as your on the brink of dying and when they stop choking you your cumming and it's all you feel making it that much more intense. Cumming back to life? Like I said never did it myself. Get a batsman suit and a tie and give it a go ;) lol

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          • bigsmokey86 November 25, 2017

            @ketamine<3 Screw that!

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            •   lafind November 25, 2017

              @bigsmokey86 Can I just screw the Jap in the vegetable isle?

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            • hiwudjablome November 26, 2017

              @bigsmokey86

              No shit fuck that i wanna bust a nut on some cunts face while im fully awake ,, really like it when thay have glasses on

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  • bft$crew November 25, 2017

    Self preservation.. the results can be breathtaking

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    • maxm60 November 25, 2017

      @bft$crew Bravo! Bravo! ((golf clap))

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      • bft$crew November 26, 2017

        @maxm60 yeah I deserve that lol

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  • maxm60 November 25, 2017

    Plain old vinegar and water keeps my woman fresh. Add some peppermint for date night!

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  • sealex November 25, 2017

    What a waste of a perfectly good sperm bank. Stop messing around with That stupid shit and just fuck her already!!!

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  • drewstl November 25, 2017

    Yes, WHY???

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  •   ketamine<3 November 25, 2017

    Got the wrong plastic, she can rip through it... get the double duty next time.

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  • airsporter November 25, 2017

    Shrink wrapped 'boil in the bag' minge.

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  • joedumber November 25, 2017

    it works, i nutted.

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    • cazaly November 26, 2017

      @joedumber that's all that matters joedumber.

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  • cazaly November 25, 2017

    Bad boy Bubby would’ve been so much more entertaining with this.

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    •   wombatbytes November 25, 2017

      @cazaly : Kitty doesn't want to play...

      Great sicko movie filmed in my home town.

      I've often considered going around to identify the scene locations.

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      • cazaly November 26, 2017

        @wombatbytes I love how we can produce some fucked up movie, something we can all relate too. I love watching cunts get uncomfortable with them because it a but too close to home. I need to get that out and watch it again. We used to say "Nice tits Flo" to a barmaid years ago. She was a cunt of a thing. Used to piss it off well and truly till she snatched it. Must Check out Metal Skin again too. Filmed around 96(ish). Some good shit consumed filming that one.

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        •   sarge07 November 26, 2017

          @cazaly had a bar maid here in Tucson from Canada who filled in for the regular, she had a jar of "subject topics" she'd pass around if she didn't like what we were discussing (which was all the time), someone replaced her topics with porn movie titles. She never brought out her jar again.

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          • cazaly November 27, 2017

            @sarge07 shrinking violets no need apply. The precious ones sure get weeded put early.

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  • cubbage November 25, 2017

    Nice looking bag lady!

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  •   oldrooster November 25, 2017

    Careful. You dont want to give her the bends....overs.

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  • bedpaneddie November 25, 2017

    You should see my collection

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  • sheelajackson November 25, 2017

    Aint enough money in the world

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  •   sarge07 November 25, 2017

    tooooo weird

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  • astrozorro November 25, 2017

    I know what I’m buying for my birthday!

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    • mr_ant1968 October 5, 2018

      @astrozorro An Asian girl with itty bitty titties? :-P

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  •   spider-man November 25, 2017

    Dude at the end.

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  • felterupgood November 25, 2017

    Now she know how my cock feels in those tight maxi condoms.

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  •   truckingman November 25, 2017

    I agree with the gentleman's statement, at the end of the video, about why is the woman sealing herself in a vacum bag. Is this vacum bag fetish going to be the next autoerotica asphyxiation method?

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  • hiwudjablome November 26, 2017

    After the vacuum sucks she needs to Get on her knees

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  •   picklehiesner November 26, 2017

    Like to find her in my lunch box

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  •   oathbreaker November 26, 2017

    Keep things fresh? Take the lady out, guys! Eat some good food, drink something...Clean the fucking house, wash the dishes....Dripping pussy, 24/7....Now it's up to you and your (and my) tiny cock to do the rest

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    • felterupgood November 26, 2017

      @oathbreaker

      I sense there's a gurl behind that mask. That sounds like something my woman would say.

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  • fiddledeedee November 26, 2017

    As she starts gasping for breath, reverse the vacuum with a powerful fart. Is that wrong?

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  • sharkbait November 26, 2017

    seal-a-meal

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  • peaks November 26, 2017

    That's how they send mail-order brides from Japan.

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    • felterupgood November 26, 2017

      @peaks

      Yes, but you don't plug this one in.

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      • peaks November 27, 2017

        @felterupgood

        You could if you wanted to warm her up a bit.

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  • frank n. stein November 28, 2017

    Good way to die, stupid whore!

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  • ss99 November 29, 2017

    another japanese shitty fetish !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • mr_ant1968 October 5, 2018

    Well, at least they used materials she should claw her way out of. It is disturbing when they use bags that no one could get out of on their own.

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