So the hookers are taking initiative to solve Cali's drought problem.
@dick steel another girl whacking off outside, do it at home like everyone else, that just makes her look homeless
@dick steel If she rubs that thing any more she is going to start a fire...........OOHHHH!
A taser to that metal buttplug will break her of pissing on the steps.,.,,.
I don't get it...smh. why not just fuck her in the stairs? If I was in front of her I don't I would resist more that 10 seconds of her masturbating before I fucked her or just blew my load. I did that with a girlfriend. She wanted to show me how she masturbated and after 10 short seconds I was jumping the hell out of her. Then I let her continue. Then dis the same thing..lol
i guesz thats the difference between fucking a hot bird all day and imagining fucking a hot girl all day
Hmm itchy balls
Genital herpes? Gonorrhea? Buttery Blue Waffleloidal? Genital Warts? Itchy Balloonium?
Chlamydia? Girthy Shafticox? Pubic lice? Trichomoniasis? Wet Scrotolitus? Scabies? Taintinak? ...
A good home remedy for most of these "itches" is a mixture of 1/3 tartar sauce, 1/3 mustard, 1/3 peanut butter (smooth), and one drop Gorilla glue.
Give a nice smear of it all over infected area and leave on for a long time, continuously adding a drop of Gorilla glue throughout until ballsac is completely hardened. By this time, itching should have subsided.
Now you can chisel the medication from the scrotum.
Well, no more itchy balls and as a bonus, they should be soft ... and smell nice, too.
You forgot to mention that its a good idea to shave first.
No need ...
@srv no no good I've put that stuff on me before didn't work but my dog sucka rash loved licking it off yeah boy
Oh, you have a pup with balls, yes? Great ... then just smoosh balls with your dog and the natural essence of your dog; his grease, oils, piss, shit, snot, blood and jizz, will naturally kill off virtually all of those conditions. It's ironic how another set of balls will come to your own balls rescue.
Life is cute like that.
But remember, you need to really grind like you mean it, I mean really get into it—you need to smoosh haaard, my friend. To prevent your dog (or you) from being a little standoffish, then a little dick-on dick action and some cuddling might be in order, as well as a little of your tongue on his dick.
"Well, that part sure as hell doesn't make sense!", you may think. Don't worry about it ... I'm the professional.
Anyways, do this for about 2 – 3 hours straight and I think you should be all good.
So, good luck, amigo and take care, muchacho!
Maybe he'll lick your ass till you can get out to the outhouse and retrieve your toilet paper.
I bet that Zip threw the ass-plug into a WOK of shrimp fried rice when she went back to work at 'Happy Dragon'.
Stairway to heaven
@ouch Hey, easy on my baby mama, lmao
@ouch...until someone slips in it and busts their melon!
I want to be inside miss California..
More like the Guide to Alabama (The symbolism of gleefully taking it in the ass). Know what I mean Felterupgood?
Come on down... We'll show you how to take it in your ass.
And just how do you deal with that prolapse?
We have a donkey for that problem.
Now the song 'Californication' is starting to make sense!
Sure can’t be Japan. She’s not eating shit.
@72jayd Get new material!
@frank n. stein Get some material.
Marry, fuck, kill? All three.
Is this why my hotel room wasn’t serviced?
No, that’s really how it is here in CA guys. There are tons of hot Asians finger fucking everywhere.
Hallooo, that thing u spilt there is going to slip someone down. Get a mop
now assuming it is full female, knowing you guys itd be risky,,,,,,,,,,,but having said that, fuck she is hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to make some Fish Ball Soup!...
Im sick as hell guys ,, the malaira has come back to fuck with me hard,, but id still let this bitch Blo-Me
Hope you get better soon
Yeah, get better soon! We're all pullin' for ya. Oh wait, fuck, that sounded bad...
Well I've heard of being born with a Silver spoon in your mouth...
Guess California has to go one better.
@airsporter thanks to Governor Moonbeam, everyone in California is taking it up the ass.
Ayy I live 15 min away from Pismo beach
I'd rather smoke some cali bud. That there bitch is probably infested with the HIV.
@nybadguy we voted and approved the use and purchase of recreational canabis back in November 2016 but it doesn't go into effect until January 1st of 2018.
The low prices may get even lower. The cost of marijuana today is literally half of what it cost 20-25 years ago. And of course it's at least twice as potent now!
@happyjack I'm just waiting on your invitation to crash over for a weekend. Lol
@nybadguy haha my wife would throw us both out
@happyjack HAHA. i hear ya. Mine is the same damn way.
@happyjack cheap weed `.10 grocery bags when you go to the store califonia is fucked as it can be
@fatlarry haha true story about the grocery bags lol
Views like these, 420 less than a month away from being legal for recreational use, and nobody walking around mumbling sheboon........yeah it's expensive out here, but you get what you pay for.
SHEBOON is MY fuckin word, and you ain't paid to use it!......lol
Call me old school but i just don't get that door knob in the ass. It looks like something ill be using when I'm90 to keep from shitting in my bed.
@felterupgood So in another 10 years
@felterupgood oh lord
Nice!!! I get off to fapping gooks!
ZZZzzzz. Vaginas are WEIRD!
I wish I was her butt plug
@picklehiesner well, in another week with that in there, you can be
Daddy must be so proud
Im from California and see this shit all the time, sometime 15 times a day
I don't like soy sauce that much...
Yep, looks like my home state. Nothing, but immigrants.
That bitch is too in shape for me , I'll stick to my thick NY bitches
@digurgutsout Like you have a choice.
@sleeko pull my dick out of ur throat
Not one tranny cock....odd
@2lbnutsack are you complaining?
"AND thats when they gang raped me officer.... NO i was NOT doing anything provacitive." "They, they, they. (sniffle) just came outta nowhere and raped me".....
California sushi on the go