HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO GET KILLED BY A PARKING GARAGE?

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  • kiwi cunt December 8, 2017

    1. It's a woman.

    2. She's asian.

    3. On her fucking cellphone.

    4. It involved a vehicle.

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    • carlspackler December 8, 2017

      @kiwi cunt ^This. cannot top it. Fucking hilarious.

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    • drewstl December 8, 2017

      @kiwi cunt Got killed, by her own, Car

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      • mrthorwald December 8, 2017

        @drewstl Slowest. Suicide. Ever

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    • omnomnom December 8, 2017

      @kiwi cunt superb answer

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    • mrthorwald December 8, 2017

      @kiwi cunt it was the ‘Perfect Storm’

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    • mad jock December 8, 2017

      @kiwi cunt ..in a nutshell...

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    • srv December 8, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      1. It's a man

      2. He's Scottish

      3. Holding a flashdrive

      4. It involved a unicycle

      Conclusion: Get off the pot, son!

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    • offdhook December 8, 2017

      @kiwi cunt it is obvious now that no woman registered in this site. Will take my leave soon. I do women only

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    • maxm60 December 8, 2017

      @kiwi cunt a clear recipe for disaster!

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    • hairry-mcballstein December 9, 2017

      @kiwi cunt lmfaoooo god i laughed so hard a turd fell out..

      Yes i was already on the toilet

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  • conciousblackguy December 8, 2017

    The garage door had enough

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  • letmefindout December 8, 2017

    0 days without an accident.

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  • uk bride December 8, 2017

    Darwinism

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  •   ketamine<3 December 8, 2017

    Looked to me she went through the car enterance so she did that to herself.

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  •   GrimmWilder December 8, 2017

    MAINTENANCE!!...We got a gook in the gears again!!!!

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    • bigsmokey86 December 8, 2017

      @GrimmWilder The Chinese are actually worse than the movie Gremlins!!!

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  • kore December 8, 2017

    Should have held on to that cell phone and dial 911... or call AAA

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    •   ouch December 8, 2017

      @kore you mean 9 Lun Lun

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  • ithinkimdumb December 8, 2017

    911 done gave up a long ass time ago on that country!... lol... fucking phone zombies

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  • mrthorwald December 8, 2017

    Killed at 4Mph ... what are the odds!

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  • airsporter December 8, 2017

    Once the wheels are in motion..

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  • mad jock December 8, 2017

    Revenge of the neglected car....Chinese on a phone what could possibly go wrong...

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  • pewpewpowa December 8, 2017

    Christine?

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  • bigblackhead December 8, 2017

    will her estate pay for the damage to the paint job ?

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  •   oathbreaker December 8, 2017

    Man, plenty of room on this elevator...Oh shit

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  • offdhook December 8, 2017

    Same China that don't drive without accidents, now their automated garage is taking suit.

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  • dry terd December 8, 2017

    Because she's Asian

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  • houndog35 December 8, 2017

    https://youtu.be/WlPC3xUl4fk

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    •   sarge07 December 8, 2017

      @houndog35 the Classic Looney Tunes.

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  • wafflecock December 8, 2017

    Efficiency at it's best. We dropped a useless cunt and someone got their car delivered to them.

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  • kaevman December 8, 2017

    Why dont asains have Common sense?

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    •   dozer67 December 9, 2017

      @kaevman They do, as soon as one get's their head out of their ass.

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  •   sarge07 December 8, 2017

    The robot uprising has begun

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  •   picklehiesner December 8, 2017

    The derp is strong in this one

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  • astrozorro December 8, 2017

    If curiosity killed the cat then stupidity killed the ching!

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  • salvador76 December 8, 2017

    A truly wtf video.

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  • felterupgood December 8, 2017

    She would have been safer INSIDE the

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  • candle December 8, 2017

    ... like that

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  •   truckingman December 8, 2017

    Mike the parking garage, in the video, is an automated system, so the cars are stored under ground vehicle rack system. When you claim your car, at a self serve kiosk and type in your information as the system routes your car to a numbered bay, you go to the numbered and wait until the bay door opens to retrieve your car. As your car leaves the bay, the bay door closes and the retrieval process is repeated. My only question why did the victim walk into the bay as the other car vacated the bay?

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    • felterupgood December 8, 2017

      @truckingman

      Why did the chicken cross the road?

      The Asian method of safety there is to jump up on the car but she failed to follow the instructions.

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    •   sarge07 December 8, 2017

      @truckingman my guess is that she was more involved in her phone and not paying attention. She looked surprised when the door closed and it seems she was attempting to leave when the system went into retrieve car mode.

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  • sealex December 8, 2017

    Why wpuld they even have this in Asia? They know good and well they have the most stupid people in the world...They did this to lower the population.

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  • captjim December 8, 2017

    Anymore, they have to get creative, I mean how many times can you watch a tanker truck run someone over or fall on them. Kudos for coming up with new an innovative ways of killing off the population.

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  •   nybadguy December 8, 2017

    Those slanty eye's man. When im chinky eyed from the bud i bump into shit etc...

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  • creeperslayer09 May 30, 2018

    She fucking deserved that if she's that stupid.

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