I'll take two pounds I'm trying to make Hamburger Helper tonight
@mehofjack would you like the buggas and eyeballs wth that?
My gawd, was that snorting her breathing?
@gandog56 luke I am your father
@gandog56 She was trying to clear her throat, sinuses, wind pipe, lungs, heart, thoughts
@gandog56 No, that was her dying
@oathbreaker I'm not even sure if that's a girl? Did I misgender them? Shame on me....
@oathbreaker its no longer a gender its an it.
@gandog56 he was trying to swallow what was left of his tongue. Its a reflex
See Apu, that's what happens when you try to resist a robbery.
Never go to Benihana after the chef has been drinking.
Worst fillet job I've ever seen.
kill the bastard pleaseeeeeee!
@joe_head71 yep, no face, brain exposed, bullet please
Wow, looks like a human swordfish... COOL
Sounds like my Rottweiler sleeping
Sounds like me on the crapper after black beans and yellow rice.,.,,.
Holy shit!... that thing is still alive, quick somebody shot it
Poor fucker probly just wants to die already!
@ketamine<3 LMMFAO+1, OMFG
@ketamine<3 yeah why does he have to sit up at attention. Lay the fucker down already.
@happyjack well, i'm not a medical expert but common sense tells me that you can't win against the gravity if your head (wound area) and heart pumping blood at the same height so he will die faster (although we don't know for sure his will to live or not).
Guy has a splitting headache and a sinus problem.
Darth Vader ain't got shit on you dude
If you had a heart you would put him out of his misery instead of pulling his hair
@sealex Hold him up by his ankles so he doesn't drown in all that blood. Give him mouth to.....neck meat, I guess
@sealex I know, right? #1
sounds like my dog snoring, hes a bullmastiff :)
@stinkburger great dogs
This site has helped me tremendously with the idea of Hades ;)
He probably wishes they could've talked things over. Words as weapons, and all that. Good luck talking at all, now
So you decide to wear gloves, while your wearing flip flops?
@iwrestledabearonce yeah inoticed tha too i would put plastic bags on my feet.
@iwrestledabearonce well, the wound will not get an infection because he is not holding the head using his leg or flip flops.
Looks like someones got a real Light Sabre for Christmas!
oooh a pop up..
Hmmm...does that hole look big enough for me to put my dick in it?
Let go of my hair, cabrón!! Back off, puto!! I'm in the middle of my most vulnerable transition stage into the 18th evilest villain the world has ever seen ... El Snorté!!
Here is part 2 of
Someone give that son of a bitch a Breathe Right nasal strip.
Looks like a caricature from the movie "The Fly " ...
He was advertising those monster drinks behind him.
What a pity. She is breathing hard, fighting to survive. She will survive it and shame her attackers
I hope he’s a Star Wars fan because now he can sound like Darth Vader.
Poor dude. Its nice to see they have excellent healthcare there. Carlos is in great hands!
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Poor bastard is in misery
Damn it's still alive even with the brain bucket open.
Disclaimer: No flip flops were harmed in the making of this video.
Two Monster energy drinks for $5.00 with a side a brain matter please!
Gawd damn! Put that man out of his misery.
Mike did the victim survive his brutal machete attack wounds?
@truckingman I don't think he wants to...
Found ya Mr.fuckface
Yea but you should see the other guy
Holy moly, frmo the thumbnail i expected him to be dead af
And people wonder why I'm paranoid
Holy shit, the noises!
Someone have mercy and put it out of it's misery!
Carne azada sundays
I am not an animal..
He's either really early or very late for Halloween...
Looks like Monster energy drinks has a new mascot, at least for a few minutes.
Quit snoring, the kids are trying to sleep
prob. only one thing and the best thing to do at this point for all invalved would to stop the air! sad
What the fuck,, just let him bleed out and be done with it,, not like hes gonna want a smoke or somthing
Snoring like that is so annoying!
Looks like someone got caught sleeping on the job
Someone get him a snorkel for fucks sakes.
Thats some kinda Alien or something and that god aweful noise ...gross me out .....
I only thought my dad snored like that.