CRAZYSHIT PRESENTS: JULLIARD DROPOUT DOES PORN

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  • thesataniccoder December 18, 2017

    I've heard living off of raw apples is a pretty decent lifestyle.

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    • mehofjack December 19, 2017

      @thesataniccoder this pron was pure ART

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  • working4theweekend December 18, 2017

    Oh those females from the land down under. $10,000 for a blowjob is a lot. I hope that guy asked for road head while driving her back to her hotel.

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    • paranoia December 18, 2017

      @working4theweekend Czech guy here, not dollars, 10000 Czech crowns, 1 dollar is 22 cz crowns.

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      •   siko666 December 18, 2017

        @paranoia that's still a lot....close to 500 US bucks. I would have asked for some of that Pussy. With tits like that Ill bet the twat was incredible.

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    •   sarge07 December 18, 2017

      @working4theweekend check the conversion rate

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  • digurgutsout December 18, 2017

    I'm glad she decided to keep her dick in her pants

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    •   sarge07 December 18, 2017

      @digurgutsout well sais, we've been surprised more oft than not

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    •   ouch December 18, 2017

      @digurgutsout I'm not

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      • digurgutsout December 18, 2017

        @ouch stop being an anal whore. Leave them chicks with dicks alone!

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      •   lafind December 19, 2017

        @ouch We need no dolls with balls!

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    • hitman777 December 19, 2017

      @digurgutsout yes, that would have been terrible if it asked for a even exchange haha

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    • oneleggwonder December 20, 2017

      @digurgutsout God I was hoping that was not the case, He/She's voice gave it away. I am not into chicks with dicks

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  •   ketamine<3 December 18, 2017

    What all that bad acting and no money shot?

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  •   GrimmWilder December 18, 2017

    GOD i love whores!!!!

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    • srv December 18, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      God damn, it's like Gene is alive and screaming those words himself.

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  • cazaly December 18, 2017

    Firstly, what the fuck is it with those eyebrows? Looks like a Wedgtail Eagle on her forhead. Secondly, our Aussie women don’t usually look like transvestites....Head like a robbers dog but nice tits.

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  • mclovin510 December 18, 2017

    Could have started it around 0:45...

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  • dry terd December 18, 2017

    Nice tits! Bend over bitch and shut up!

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    • maxm60 December 18, 2017

      @dry terd don't forget to check for razor blades first

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  • felterupgood December 18, 2017

    That was hilarious.

    "What kind of whore do you think I am?"

    Let me guess...

    Crack ho?

    Black ho?

    Navajo?

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    • maxm60 December 18, 2017

      @felterupgood

      If she worked construction, she'd be a backho!

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      • felterupgood December 18, 2017

        @maxm60

        If she took it in the ass she would be a backdoor ho.

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    •   sarge07 December 18, 2017

      @felterupgood hey the Navajo have class, unlike whatever hildabeast that is

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      • felterupgood December 18, 2017

        @sarge07

        Damn you look good all dressed up in your new VIP avatar.

        I guess that proves that anyone who can keep their sanity long enough here can get a promotion.

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    • fiddledeedee December 19, 2017

      @felterupgood

      Maybe a Nymp-ho?

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  •   luvthick December 18, 2017

    That mug is tougher than most MMA fighters.

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  •   fistermister December 18, 2017

    I'm no Fag, but $10,000 is $10,000!

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  • 72jayd December 18, 2017

    That guy needs to drive her to a plastic surgeon.

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    •   ouch December 18, 2017

      @72jayd or my house

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  • maxm60 December 18, 2017

    At the time of this posting, 10,000 Koruna (Czech $$) equalled about 459.50 in US$$. That guy got ripped off! I AT LEAST would have plowed her asshole for that much. And then she could make me a sammich.

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    • kore December 18, 2017

      @maxm60 Agreed, for that amount that bitch would have been home with me for a few days (fuck fest) fucking, sucking, cooking... Fuck that. Shit for 60$ I get head and ass and pussy at the strip club.

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    •   sarge07 December 18, 2017

      @maxm60 speaking of "ploing assholes", I was reading some crime mysteries last night when I came across this: The Vampire murder mystery of Lilly Lindeström in 1932, Lilly’s body was face down on her bed. She was naked and her clothes were neatly folded on a chair next to the body. It was clear to the police that Lilly had been dead for 2 or 3 days, and furthermore Lilly had engaged in sexual activity right before being murdered, as police found a used condom still in Lilly’s anus. She was not the only victim found in this manner.

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      • fiddledeedee December 19, 2017

        @sarge07

        Who did the crime, Jack the Assripper?

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        •   sarge07 December 19, 2017

          @fiddledeedee LOL, unsolved to this day, I think it was a time traveler.

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          •   freddykrueger December 21, 2017

            @sarge07 ...so a time traveling vampire used a gravy ladle to drink some hookers blood after having anal sex with a condom? ...sarge, you drinking with maddog?

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  • bidge632000 December 18, 2017

    That's a tranny

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    • kore December 18, 2017

      @bidge632000 Tranny or not, I will do the impossible and get that mother fucker pregnant

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      •   ouch December 18, 2017

        @kore so when someone asks you how's the family you can honestly say there are little shits

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        • kore December 18, 2017

          @ouch I don't get it, lmao

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          •   ouch December 19, 2017

            @kore Pregnant... Is a dude.... the babies would be poop

            Little shits

            DERP lol

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  • thebat December 18, 2017

    Just another stupid bitch!

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  •   sarge07 December 18, 2017

    Gypsies?? Really, people still use that term on uber liberal Europe? I'm shocked, shocked I tell ya!

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  • kore December 18, 2017

    Is that you Ouch??

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    •   ouch December 18, 2017

      @kore Lmmfao I can't believe you are the only one that picked up on that

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      • kore December 18, 2017

        @ouch Lol, C'mon man, we were separated at birth... did you 4get already..... Lmmfao

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      • kore December 18, 2017

        @ouch Dude, I swear my stomach is fucking hurting from laughter

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      • kore December 18, 2017

        @ouch Your fucking rebounds are authentic, lmao

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      • kore December 18, 2017

        @ouch Sadly some of these dickholes on here get offended,,, (Lack of sense of humor) Its good to have an extensive sense of humor... and you are there my bro

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        •   ouch December 19, 2017

          @kore Yep. I think we are going to have one hell of a Bro-mance on CS lmmfao

          NO HOMO!

          Unless your cut and hard AAAAAAhahahahahahahaa

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      • kore December 18, 2017

        @ouch Soliciting stranded and lost bitches... You pervert...I love you for that... lol

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  • keyboardwarrior December 18, 2017

    10000 in their money must be 10$.

    For 10$ and free apples I would fuck her

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    • felterupgood December 18, 2017

      @keyboardwarrior

      Max looked up and reported that 10000 is $460 in US dollars. She had better stay in the Czech Republic....

      $460 US would pay for a cruise to Mexico and have enough left over for a ride on a few senoritas

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  • offdhook December 18, 2017

    The tits need no bra.

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  • rouge_et_blanc December 18, 2017

    At least she admits she's a whore "..what kind of whore.." good question

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  • rouge_et_blanc December 18, 2017

    If she has no money give her a Czech

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  • dogmega December 18, 2017

    Gypsy's stealing money, bad australian acting, raw apples and czech dick. All and more you would want out of a porno.

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  • sleeko December 18, 2017

    Looks like a fuck'n tranny.

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  • fatlarry December 18, 2017

    dude I think you just let a dude suck your dick

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  •   acairman December 18, 2017

    She likes dick, just like the Australian boob on this site.

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  •   nybadguy December 18, 2017

    I'm not convinced that's a woman

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    • hiwudjablome December 19, 2017

      @nybadguy

      did look a little man-ish

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  •   picklehiesner December 18, 2017

    I think that's the whore that blew ouch off. Turns out a gypsy stole her bag

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    • srv December 19, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      According to the CS staff, it was a Nazi juden, the worst kind.

      :—) <— jewish face, as opposed to:

      :-) <— gentile face.

      Now, mix a gentile and a jew and you get a

      :–) <— middle-of-the-roader.

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  • fukume December 18, 2017

    She looked scary I would've run for the hills.

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  • biff wadslinger December 18, 2017

    Well.... Definitely autistic...

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  • sealex December 18, 2017

    Bitch I paid you to leave!!! Now find your own way home you cunt! Pay a taxi , you have money don't you!? Take some apples in case you didn't fill up on cum!

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  • hitman777 December 18, 2017

    “What kind of whore do you think I am”

    As she is sucking dick for money, seems like a trick question

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  • hiwudjablome December 19, 2017

    who cares if her acting skills are shit,,,she slobs a good knob..............

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  • carlosmandick December 19, 2017

    Fuck giving her 10grand she would have to blow me for the ride

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  • srv December 19, 2017

    That "Gypsy caricature" looked an awful lot like a Nazi Juden caricature. You can even see the yamaka on his head.

    You guys running short on gypsy caricatures? I have a sale – three for $5.

    You guys are too funny ...

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  • zdenek December 21, 2017

    fake

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  • liberalsaretards December 21, 2017

    That dude gives good helmet ....

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  • frank n. stein December 22, 2017

    He has NICE TITS!! No acting awards here.

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  • theguardian26 December 26, 2017

    Dam lucky even if it was a guy I’ll still fuck it

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  • biggredd45 January 2, 2018

    now is he gonna suck "her" dick?

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  • masshole March 22, 2018

    Great tits. 500 bucks for a blowjob though that’s crazy shit

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  • neviemcoturobim July 1, 2018

    actually great boobs !!

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