DUDE, HE WAS DEAD 27 STABS AGO. IT'S TIME TO STOP

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  • kore December 22, 2017

    EYE caramba!!!!

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  • rubber December 22, 2017

    That's a lot of wasted marinara sauce. Shame.

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  • hitman777 December 22, 2017

    Now it’s just a competition

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    • letmefindout December 22, 2017

      @hitman777

      They say the 28th time is the charm.

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  • hiwudjablome December 22, 2017

    Pack mentality

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  • mehofjack December 22, 2017

    Okay stop playing with your food can we eat him now

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  •   GrimmWilder December 22, 2017

    Ooga Booga STAB! Ooga Booga STAB!

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    • bigsmokey86 December 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I'm beginning to believe Latin Americans lack self control.

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      •   GrimmWilder December 22, 2017

        @bigsmokey86

        After much thought and great contemplation,..i have arrived at much the same conclusion,.,..,

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        • flyingcrow83 December 23, 2017

          @GrimmWilder I concurr

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        • pharaohnimrod December 25, 2017

          @GrimmWilder no. They’re ethnic mongreloids of the most violent races on earth. South Amerindians, Africans and Portuguese/Spanish who have Arab blood from the Barbary slave trades. Bloodlust is in their genes.

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    • peaks December 23, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Come On MAN, get it right!

      It's OOoooga Boooga.

      Haven't you watched 'The Gods must be Crazy'?

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      • mehofjack December 23, 2017

        @peaks who's thinking Crash Bandicoot

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  • james511969 December 22, 2017

    I could give these guys a job terrorizing my steak.

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    • james511969 December 22, 2017

      Tenderizing!!!!

      Fucking AutoCorrect !

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      •   wombatbytes December 22, 2017

        @james511969 : your first effort seemed more realistic!

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        • srv December 22, 2017

          @wombatbytes

          lol ... no shit.

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      • srv December 22, 2017

        @james511969

        I assumed as much ...

        I finally turned mine off.

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      •   sarge07 December 22, 2017

        @james511969 you had it right the first time.

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      •   luvthick December 22, 2017

        @james511969

        ;-)

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  •   lafind December 22, 2017

    Not the kind of friends you want to party with.

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    • srv December 22, 2017

      @lafind

      A goulish get-together, to say the least. I wish they released prison footage from all over the world. I wonder why pretty much Brazil holds a monopoly on this market?

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  • srv December 22, 2017

    "He's almost ready ... Who brought the bread and crackers?"

    "Please tell me someone brought the Grey Poupon!"

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    • flyingcrow83 December 23, 2017

      @srv You're trying too hard

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      • airsporter December 23, 2017

        @flyingcrow83 Agreed - Think his parents Divorced and he blames himself!

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        • srv December 23, 2017

          @airsporter

          Statistically, that would be nearly half of the U.S., so you just described a little more than half of the CS community (I added just a little bit more considering who we are, so excuse me for walking the edge ... right?) for which half I would not be a member of. Offspring would naturally feel some sort of guilt when parents split up, fool.

          Man, the more you open your mouth, the more I truly believe I am speaking with Mr. Bean.

          Go take a nap ...

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      • srv December 23, 2017

        @flyingcrow83

        Thanks for the critique, no matter how vague it may seem. Any more detailed tips other than not trying at all? And more importantly, can you give me your own funny spin for this particular video?

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  • salvador76 December 22, 2017

    Destined for hell madafackas..

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    • pharaohnimrod December 25, 2017

      @salvador76 Everyone’s destined for hell because everyone included is an asshole. Including everyone on this thread, including me.

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  • felterupgood December 22, 2017

    Pass on watching this one. I don't think it will brighten my day

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  •   ketamine<3 December 22, 2017

    It might be a gang thing where each person has to come stab him a couple times.

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  • ilovepineapples December 22, 2017

    Jeez, who will clean all the mess? >:C

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    • bigsmokey86 December 22, 2017

      @ilovepineapples stray dogs.

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  • bleedsvodka December 22, 2017

    Shouldn't have eaten the last temale.

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  • joe_head71 December 22, 2017

    I celebrate this motherfuckers kill themselves, they live in a self-created hell and celebrate with dead, fucking bastards.

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  •   whobe December 22, 2017

    A human dart board.

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  •   sarge07 December 22, 2017

    Brazil, the jewel of South America

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  •   picklehiesner December 22, 2017

    @ whobe did he died ?

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    • srv December 22, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      He dieded ...

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      • airsporter December 23, 2017

        @srv Adoption Issues shine through.

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  •   oathbreaker December 22, 2017

    People don't usually get treated like that without deserving it

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    • pharaohnimrod December 25, 2017

      @oathbreaker You’re thinking from your naive, comfy, 1st world bubble. These people will kill a family of four including children and pets for no reason whatsoever. Just to prove how powerful/murderous they are and exert their dominance.

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  • sisyphus December 22, 2017

    ISIS watching this videos be like: damn son, Brasil is a country not to fuck with. (note, no terror attacks occurred in Brasil, coincidence??)

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  • periwinkle December 22, 2017

    As anyone here been stabbed? If so, is it as painful as I imagine?

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    • maxm60 December 22, 2017

      @periwinkle Yes. Stabbed, sliced, shot twice. It only hurts until the pain goes away.

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    • pharaohnimrod December 25, 2017

      @periwinkle Yes. You won’t die quickly from the wounds either like in the movies.

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  • isawaputtycat December 22, 2017

    Geez, enough is enough.

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  •   maddog123 December 22, 2017

    It usually takes an acupuncter student a few times to get it right

    Volunteers anyone?

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  • ob1 December 22, 2017

    Just messing your cell up boys

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  •   truckingman December 22, 2017

    I was wonder if any of Brazil's gangs are users or believers of Vodoo.

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    •   maddog123 December 22, 2017

      @truckingman they practice relieving pain permantly

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    • pharaohnimrod December 25, 2017

      @truckingman Many are. Especially afro-Brazilian black magic.

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  • kiwi cunt December 22, 2017

    Stab him a few more times, he could be faking his death.

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    • maxm60 December 22, 2017

      @kiwi cunt gotta be sure man. Gotta be sure.

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  • vikingking December 22, 2017

    Beating the meat too much can leave you chafed and bloody.

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    • maxm60 December 22, 2017

      @vikingking What's the difference between meat and fish? You beat your fish and it dies.

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  • gandog56 December 23, 2017

    Yep, I just never understand shit like this. I mean, the dude is DEAD! Why continue to keep hacking away? it's not like he is going to feel it any longer. Complete waste of your time and effort.

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    • bratt spit December 24, 2017

      @gandog56 Its all for the vieuws man. Please like and subscribe on there channel

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  •   nybadguy December 23, 2017

    Blood was kind of dried up. Must be tenderizing the meat.

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  • airsporter December 23, 2017

    The fashions starting to catch on.

    https://www.itv.com/news/2017-12-21/woman-dies-after-stabbing-at-aldi-store-in-north-yorkshire/

    Like Rats = Theres probably a nutter not far from you.

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    •   sarge07 December 23, 2017

      @airsporter "She heard "loads of screams" then saw the woman lying on the floor and the man pinned down as "everyone screamed and ran up and down" the supermarket. And in today's society, no one helped.

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  • generation December 23, 2017

    This strengthens my belief that there are only 2 colors, white and wrong.

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  • cellule December 24, 2017

    They have to sort the white meat & save it for grand'ma.

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  • bratt spit December 24, 2017

    Bring him to the hospital he's dying!!!

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  • jesussaves December 27, 2017

    Jesus Christ...

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  • harly9 May 11, 2018

    We be Brazilians! We be badass! Fucking losers.

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  • the_professional June 24, 2018

    looks like he ate all the cherry pie and fell asleep on the floor from the feast

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  • bigred197012 July 13, 2018

    My God talk about overkill.

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