2 NEW ANGLES OF THAT FAILED SUICIDE RESCUE [SICK AFTERMATH]

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  • soulconsumer December 24, 2017

    He just wanted to read the newspaper.

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    • mehofjack December 24, 2017

      @soulconsumer that's how they bury them in Oompa Loompa land

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  • kore December 24, 2017

    Get away from my building, die over there (TOSS)

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  • doctorc December 24, 2017

    I have got some news for you. Falling doesn't hurt, it's the landing that hurts.

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  • digupskulls December 24, 2017

    You'll be fine, here read the comic page.

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  •   luvthick December 24, 2017

    RIP.

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  •   stenchfart December 24, 2017

    give me a bag of kitty litter and a newspaper to clean this shit up

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    • berget December 24, 2017

      @stenchfart

      good cause i aint cleaning that shit up

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      • maxm60 December 24, 2017

        @berget leave him for the crows.

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  •   ketamine<3 December 24, 2017

    Just cover him with newspaper, everyone will think he's just homeless and walk by and you don't have to clean that shit up. Good idea.

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    • bigsmokey86 December 24, 2017

      @ketamine<3 They covered him like a piece of dog poop! Talk about adding insult to injury.

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      • maxm60 December 24, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 well he DID look like shit!

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  • dry terd December 24, 2017

    Gonna need more paper than that

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  • astrozorro December 24, 2017

    Isn’t that how they drop in Family Guy?

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    • srv December 24, 2017

      @astrozorro +

      That is very close ... good fucking eye.

      I think one arm needs to be wrapped over the torso to make it a genuine "Family Guy" body ... ya know?

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  • kiwi cunt December 24, 2017

    !!!SPLAT!!!

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  • joedumber December 24, 2017

    Here, you made front page news

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  • joe_head71 December 24, 2017

    that was technically an involuntary manslaughter, the rescuer´s mind must be a mess right now.

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    • maxm60 December 24, 2017

      @joe_head71 not as much a mess as the dead guys!

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  • carlacream December 24, 2017

    her brain still in one piece

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  • airsporter December 24, 2017

    We treat Cod & Chips better...

    At least we wrap them in yesterdays news.

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  • cellule December 24, 2017

    No moped were harmed during the making.

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  • ithinkimdumb December 24, 2017

    I like there "big daddy" approach, just put some news paper over it... it'll be fine!

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  • maxm60 December 24, 2017

    I'm waiting for the 'looking straight up from the ground' view before I buy the T-shirt.

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  • redmeadowlegion December 24, 2017

    DUDE! I don't think he needs the classifieds anymore. Cop: "stop clogging our sidewalks you bum."

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  •   nybadguy December 24, 2017

    That will haunt him for the rest of his life

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  • deadpen December 24, 2017

    I hope they drive on the right side of the vehicle there cause dumb bitch recording and driving is about to get someone else killed.

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  • deadpen December 24, 2017

    Yea, just throw some newspapers on it that should clean it up. If Ping Ping has some Windex you can speed this thing up a bit.

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  • peaks December 24, 2017

    WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL!

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  • princesskittenpants December 25, 2017

    Oh dear... I wonder if he's ok!

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  • skullfuck3r December 25, 2017

    You were not impressive in life, you were not impressive in death.

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    • airsporter December 25, 2017

      @skullfuck3r Thats 3 doors down from Cold. Did you know him?

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      • skullfuck3r December 27, 2017

        @airsporter I think you mean 3 Doors Down's album, The Better Life, track 2 Looser

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  • toy-boat December 25, 2017

    I'm sure those newspaper doesn't cover the head articles

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  • pewpewpowa December 25, 2017

    Flexible af

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones December 25, 2017

    You think he knew he was going to make it on here before, or after split his head in two?

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  • mrthorwald December 25, 2017

    Failed rescue, but successful suicide. I’m a glass half full kinda guy.

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  •   freddykrueger December 25, 2017

    ...should've wore his mr. t bicycle helmet!

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  • sipo70 December 25, 2017

    Please! Enough with "livejasemine"!! We get it!

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    • pewpewpowa December 25, 2017

      @sipo70 lol persistantjasmine

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  • exelar December 26, 2017

    bring a carpet and hide it under,problem solved!!

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  • whorunwerun December 28, 2017

    Fuck that shit. Fuckin people want to kill themselves then do it quietly and where no other person is in harm.

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  •   rockinron December 29, 2017

    wtf? i highly doubt he wants to or even can read the funny section dude!!

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  • 3rdsyllable December 31, 2017

    oh shit hope he's ok

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  • frank n. stein January 8, 2018

    TA DA!!!! The splits!

    ....and brain on the ground for the negative people.

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  • go2hellbitch June 20, 2018

    Whatever he's going through, he didn't need to get all bent out of shape about it.

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  • the_professional June 24, 2018

    they should have shot the faggot way before he fell now someone else beside him lost hes mind.

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