THERE'S 3 WAYS A WOMAN CAN IMPRESS US

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  • zhiguly December 26, 2017

    You can see half a pussy in the first video.

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    • kore December 26, 2017

      @zhiguly Ya, he delivered the pizza

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  • airsporter December 26, 2017

    Eww..Damn cats having the anchovies away silly bitch.

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    • joedumber December 26, 2017

      @airsporter no good porn today start my morning off, jerk

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  • kore December 26, 2017

    You have a whole sweet pussy in front of you, and you stoop down to look at the cat.... "WRONG PUSSY" asshole!!!!

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  • pewpewpowa December 26, 2017

    Tryn to get the puss pumped with the weights? XD

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    • kore December 26, 2017

      @pewpewpowa That was just a failed abortion, (Lmao)

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    • skullfuck3r December 26, 2017

      @pewpewpowa That's a kegel exercise

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  • joe_head71 December 26, 2017

    number two most badass woman ever!

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    • 72jayd December 26, 2017

      @joe_head71 She could pinch a dick off.

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    •   sarge07 December 26, 2017

      @joe_head71 I didn't know Machete got a sex change??

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  • letmefindout December 26, 2017

    If you really wanna impress me try a blow job, back rub and a ham sammich.

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    • hiwudjablome December 26, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Works for me........

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      • highartfarts December 26, 2017

        @hiwudjablome Did you just offer letmefindout a blowjob, back rub, and a ham sammich? I gotta be more of a percentage hitter and just throw these options out there. Way to set an example letmefindout; I just learned a life lesson on crazyshit today!

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        • letmefindout December 26, 2017

          @highartfarts

          DAMN! That was so not right.

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        • maxm60 December 26, 2017

          @highartfarts you're never too old to learn something new!

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        • hiwudjablome December 26, 2017

          @highartfarts

          fuck off douche bag

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  • srv December 26, 2017

    Throw them all in the gaHbage ...

    And I'll bet quite literally number one was thrown in the gaHbage, after that pizza guy came back and raped and killed her later that night.

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    • maxm60 December 26, 2017

      @srv by the way he was eyeballing that cat, I think she was safe.

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      • srv December 26, 2017

        @maxm60 +

        Good luck with those claws then ...

        I envision at the end of a long, thick vein, a pulsating nut laying in the grass somewhere.

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  • woodchipper30 December 26, 2017

    MADDOGS Whores

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    • letmefindout December 26, 2017

      @woodchipper30

      I don't believe you. They weren't scratching their crotches.

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      • woodchipper30 December 26, 2017

        @letmefindout They Found That MadDog 7 DUST

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        • letmefindout December 27, 2017

          @woodchipper30

          Wrong. You are talking about Fairy Dust.

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  • screamingbmx December 26, 2017

    Someone explain to me why having a floppy Pussy has turned into a talent

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    •   sarge07 December 26, 2017

      @screamingbmx they do weird shit to genitalia these days, check the body mod section

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      • screamingbmx December 27, 2017

        @sarge07 bruh idk if i want to...

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        • maxm60 December 27, 2017

          @screamingbmx you'll see things you can't fucking unsee!

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  •   luvthick December 26, 2017

    "Steel Clit" needs more training before the show.

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    • james511969 December 26, 2017

      @luvthick I bet she feels tight.

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    •   sarge07 December 26, 2017

      @luvthick "Steel Clit" sounds like a 70's Chinese martial arts flick, LOL

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  • sealex December 26, 2017

    I see no one cooking and that will impress any man! So not impressed. Just depressed.

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  • kiwi cunt December 26, 2017

    That's one talented ape.

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    • offdhook December 26, 2017

      @kiwi cunt not an ape. She is a black woman. U should be able to differentiate

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      • maxm60 December 27, 2017

        @offdhook WOMAN!?!?!

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  •   ogsabertooth December 26, 2017

    1 and 3 indeed yes. Save 2 for a very rainy day scratch that, end of days.

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  • offdhook December 26, 2017

    Lifting weights with labia majora. Comprehend´╝č

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  • [email protected] December 26, 2017

    Only number two impressed me. She can use those swords to cut my sandwich

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  • hiwudjablome December 26, 2017

    Id let the last one Blo-Me

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    • james511969 December 26, 2017

      @hiwudjablome she’s picking up weights with her meat curtains, something tells me if ya tried anything with her, she’d rip your dick off.

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  • hitman777 December 26, 2017

    I’m quitting my job and delivering pizza , maybe work part time for planet fitness and teach em the twat squat

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  •   GrimmWilder December 26, 2017

    Was it just me, or was everybody hoping a blade would come down and stab her in the head?

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    • srv December 26, 2017

      @GrimmWilder +

      Friend, those of us here that were watching were hoping, those that were present at the event live were hoping, those flying above in planes were hoping, the bugs on the ground, the animals in the bush, the birds in the sky ...

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    •   sarge07 December 26, 2017

      @GrimmWilder notice how quickly the guy snatched the kid from behind her

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      • letmefindout December 27, 2017

        @sarge07

        Yelling, "No circumcision for you!"

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  • james511969 December 26, 2017

    Yeah she can throw a knife but can she make a sandwich?

    Wait.... from the looks of her. Yeah, she probably can.

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    •   sarge07 December 26, 2017

      @james511969 you'd let her make you a sammitch??

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      • srv December 26, 2017

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        Oh, fuck that ... the sammich would end up eating me.

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      • james511969 December 26, 2017

        @sarge07 I’d passs. ++

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  • working4theweekend December 26, 2017

    That pussy was getting ripped

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    • srv December 26, 2017

      @working4theweekend +

      lol ... come on, obvious 'roid use. Didn't you see the tiny nutsac on that snatch?!

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  • john72 December 26, 2017

    Ofcourse the third bitch is French.

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  •   ketamine<3 December 26, 2017

    Well a woman driving two miles to the store and back impresses me so yeah, pretty high standards

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  •   ketamine<3 December 26, 2017

    *without crashing

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  • bedpaneddie December 26, 2017

    The second one was about to make a sandwich

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  • bigblackhead December 26, 2017

    ewww

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  • renbo956 December 26, 2017

    The World Has Talent

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    • srv December 26, 2017

      @renbo956

      Throwing knives while half naked standing in front of a hut is not talent. Why? Because they should get their priorities in order and first use their "talents" to build proper housing and proper clothing.

      Now, throwing knives while dressed appropriately, inside a huge amphitheater in front of a huge crowd while being televised to millions ... now that's talent.

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      • letmefindout December 27, 2017

        @srv

        Especially if she did it after making a sammich.

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  •   acairman December 26, 2017

    #2 You should see the size of it's fork.

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  • dry terd December 26, 2017

    Damn Steele curtains

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  • peaks December 26, 2017

    With a stretched out snatch like that, the last chick must have a nigger boyfriend.

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  • carlacream December 26, 2017

    she really lift a lot of weights, now her pussy is shredded

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  •   truckingman December 26, 2017

    2. "'DO NOT MESS WITH BIG MF" MAMA!!!'" 3. I did not know that the labia minora, the inner lips of the vulva(vaginal openning), could suport that amount of weight.

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  • working4theweekend December 26, 2017

    The sword juggling gorilla is definitely the half sister of E Honda from Street Fighter

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  • epoykabaw123 December 26, 2017

    DF

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  •   nybadguy December 26, 2017

    #2 was cool

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  • cellule December 27, 2017

    -Hey the power's out!!

    -Yeah, Yolanda is jugling with the windmill pales again..

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  • pilotakeksz December 29, 2017

    French of course... What else

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  • acidburn1 December 29, 2017

    the blades were really impressive not gonna lie

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  • wisktaplow February 12, 2018

    The big black chick can be on my zombie apocalypse team

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