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  • rubber December 27, 2017

    Looks like someone attached a naked mole to his crotch...

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  • letmefindout December 27, 2017

    Why do Asian women complain about small Asian male penis? When they actually get a handful they don't know what or how to deal with it.

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    • joedumber December 27, 2017

      @letmefindout i was in Japan, they won't let you in their private brothels if you got a big dick, or if your flat out black. Ya have to go to Tokyo where there's more variety.

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      • maxm60 December 27, 2017

        @joedumber "flat out black"? How about if you're gloss black?

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        • srv December 27, 2017

          @maxm60 +

          I know, I know ... But he does pre-warn you within his name ... does he not?! lol

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          • joedumber December 27, 2017

            @srv why don't you tell us what srv stands for? and why did you change your pic, not getting any pussy with it.

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            • srv December 28, 2017

              @joedumber

              I had pics up that told you what srv stood for, ya mental midget.

              Since when do people put avatar pics up to get trim? You do it? Man, you're a weird ass mother f'er.

              Damn man, I'm sensing that you have a huge jar filled with your boogers and some from animals and even more from unsuspecting people who have no clue some psycho collected their huge boogers from the ground, trash, etc. and they're now sitting forever smooshed and buried under the weight of endless boogerdom.

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        • joedumber December 27, 2017

          @maxm60 @maxm60 ive never met gloss black people, they are always flat black, so if your gloss black maxm60 and you go to a Japanese brothel i don't know what would happen to you. They would probably look at you more stranger than a flat black person

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          • maxm60 December 28, 2017

            @joedumber I knew this dark green Marine who was so black (how black was he?) He was so black he looked purple! No shit! Big too. He'd carry an M60 machine gun in his hand and it looked like a fucking BB gun! Hellofa good Marine.

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            • hairry-mcballstein December 29, 2017

              @maxm60 i actually went to highschool with a kid named caleb who was soo black he was purple thats the only reason i believe you lol..his skin tone made his teeth and eyes literally glow

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        • james511969 December 28, 2017

          @maxm60 bwahahahahahaha. +

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      • blackenedamerica December 27, 2017

        @joedumber oh shit that leaves me out im white no.7 on the dutch boy paint guide and a big boy below

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        • joedumber December 28, 2017

          @blackenedamerica hahahahahahahahahahaha

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        • joedumber December 28, 2017

          @blackenedamerica depends on the season what number white i am, summer time im white 10, winter time im white 2

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        • joedumber December 28, 2017

          @blackenedamerica i also get treated differently in the summer companred to winter, hahahahah

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  • letmefindout December 27, 2017

    As she fondles this penis she is thinking "I wonder what it will taste like when I skin it and serve it with stir fry?"

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    • srv December 27, 2017

      @letmefindout +

      Or maybe skin it and serve it with dog penis.

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      • joedumber December 27, 2017

        @srv WOW, you talk with experience, is that what srv stands for? srv penis?

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      • blackenedamerica December 27, 2017

        @srv animals are inocent all us humans are scum

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        • srv December 28, 2017

          @blackenedamerica

          And your point?

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          • blackenedamerica December 31, 2017

            @srv My point is fried dog dick sandwiches jokes don't amuse me

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      • joedumber December 28, 2017

        @srv tell you what srv, ill stay dumb and you stay smart and make your skinned fried dog penis samwiches

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        • srv December 28, 2017

          @joedumber

          How about I strive to be smarter today than I was yesterday. You strive to walk on your hind legs and make sure the tail is tucked tight.

          Your word for today: oongowah.

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  •   ogsabertooth December 27, 2017

    Giving MC's lockjaw, your silence is my trade. Here we go, another asian ho, too much sake, passeed out on the flo.

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  • carlspackler December 27, 2017

    Worst blowjob ever.

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    • hiwudjablome December 27, 2017

      @carlspackler

      Worse blow job i ever had was still ok with me...

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      • srv December 27, 2017

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        Glass half-filled ... lol.

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        • joedumber December 27, 2017

          @srv ZZZZ what? ZZZZ

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          • srv December 28, 2017

            @joedumber

            U know, joe ... even though you started with me first, ur alright.

            Just don't pull that shit with me again.

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    • thor156 December 27, 2017

      @carlspackler he needs a larger woman for that job

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    • srv December 27, 2017

      @carlspackler +

      Come on, Carl ... for fucks sake. Give her some credit for bravery ... right?

      I'd be afraid a pair of little "Alien" choppers would pop out and eat my face!

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      • airsporter December 27, 2017

        @srv Fuck!- You still here?

        Proverbial fart in a spacesuit.

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        • joedumber December 27, 2017

          @airsporter I just threw up dude

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          • srv December 28, 2017

            @Lenny

            You are hereby renamed Lenny.

            Inspiration: Of Mice and Men

            @Lenny, read post to macairsporter below.

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        • srv December 28, 2017

          @airsporter

          You say it like I was supposed to be gone. Which brings to point, hypocrite ... why the fuck are you still here?

          You are getting obsessed and you are clearly hurt, but you drew first blood, not me ... just like @Lenny. He started up with me and I gave it right back two-fold and he's hurt about it. Well, next time don't instigate shit with those you don't know.

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  • hiwudjablome December 27, 2017

    Shes a keeper

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  • kore December 27, 2017

    Cockzilla

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  • houndog35 December 27, 2017

    Sand worms ,, You hate'em i hate 'em,, What are you gonna do ...

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  • biff wadslinger December 27, 2017

    Kill both of 'em.....

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    • pewpewpowa December 27, 2017

      @biff wadslinger I kinda feel bad for them ;( didn't look fun for either

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    • srv December 28, 2017

      @biff wadslinger

      Awww, come on ... a new one?

      How about rock collecting?

      Damn, biffster ...

      How about watching cat videos?

      How about exploring your genealogy? Who knows ... you might find out you're something that you didn't know you were.

      Furniture restoration?

      Canning and food preservation?

      Animal husbandry?

      Alright, here you go ... home brewing.

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      • biff wadslinger December 28, 2017

        @srv lol... I've tried alot...... I work in Chicago alot.... I have tried.... LL

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        • srv December 28, 2017

          @biff wadslinger

          Brrrrr ... c-c-c-cold as shit out there. I was born and raised there. Last place I lived was on the southside, Glenwood, just a block off of Halsted St., but now I live in America's Finest City.

          I hear animal husbandry is really the "thing" to do. They're even using human males for potential mates. Wouldn't that be fun for you, hmmm? Let me know how that goes. If you need a pamphlet, then let me know.

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          • biff wadslinger December 30, 2017

            @srv I know you've got more than a few pamphlets, living in that flaming faggot town. That school for boys will get ya started every time, right...

            As for Americas greatest city, im sure San Francisco does have alot of free clinics... Don't fret, if the ole' magic Johnson can do it, so can you... Good luck...

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  • hitman777 December 27, 2017

    She had no clue what to do, kinda like when she drives

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    •   lafind December 27, 2017

      @hitman777 +1

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    • redmeadowlegion December 27, 2017

      @hitman777 that was a trump my man, very nice.

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  • highartfarts December 27, 2017

    I think hers is a regional technique. Same blowjob I get from my mail-order bride; but I got a thumb-dick. No excuse for a puzzled look here, just stick the damn thin in your mouth already!! (trying to get one while I'm typing)

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    • felterupgood December 27, 2017

      @highartfarts

      I'm guessing it will be easier for your significant other

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      • highartfarts December 27, 2017

        @felterupgood Yup. Not everybody can handle a deep throating; but even an amateur can handle my "deep gums" face fucking attempts...if one has the neck strength to support my gut for the 45 seconds it takes me to load.

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      • hitman777 December 28, 2017

        @felterupgood I believe they prefer the term life partner

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  • felterupgood December 27, 2017

    More than a mouth full is wasted.

    Oh thats what they say about titties..... Nevermind

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  • sipo70 December 27, 2017

    What a dumbass. Cutting off the circulation and pretend that that's his normal size.

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  • gfys December 27, 2017

    That make a pill for that.... it should clear up in no time.

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  • fatlarry December 27, 2017

    come on he he put it in her ass he he

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  • dry terd December 27, 2017

    But....WHY????

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  • maxm60 December 27, 2017

    I think i've seen this vid before. She has these HUGE tits that squirt milk.

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  • maxm60 December 27, 2017

    Wasn't the cocksucker really Jaden Smith with a different hairstyle?

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  • bigblackhead December 27, 2017

    I bet he'd catch lots of carp if he put a hook in that

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  • srv December 27, 2017

    What the hell was the lead up to that?

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  • renbo956 December 27, 2017

    Hes Pumped And Shes Not Ready

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  •   sarge07 December 27, 2017

    keep injecting that thing and it'll only become more useless.

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  • airsporter December 27, 2017

    'Errm... This is the niche market we never knew existed right?

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  • bloody4life December 27, 2017

    awkward LOL

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  • peaks December 27, 2017

    Jesus Christ, zippers will do ANYTHING!

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  • blackenedamerica December 27, 2017

    she needs her mama san and two sisters thats a family project right there!

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  •   nybadguy December 27, 2017

    Wtf

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  •   truckingman December 27, 2017

    I am wondering if the 'son ofr the blob' has to have coitus with livestock, Fucks barnyard animals.

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    •   nybadguy December 27, 2017

      @truckingman if he was a cave monkey I would say definitely.

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  • redmeadowlegion December 27, 2017

    the guy the injected his junk with silicone went to japan to get laid and still failed........shocker. those japs are crazy but they even know their limits.

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    •   maddog123 December 27, 2017

      This guy used a peter pump I know because I have one it makes your junk thick as hell but your shit will not get hard!!! And the head of your dick won't expand with the dick causing it to shrink up into the skin giving it the turtle effect meaning no dick head just fat junk shlong!!!!!

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      • srv December 28, 2017

        @maddog123

        Mad, listen ... sniff sniff I smell a girthy lawsuit! Look into that, seriously.

        That is bullshit! Your shaft poofs and basically swallows up your head. Read that fine print. Can you post the name of the product? I'll go online and read all about it for you, if you'd like.

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        •   maddog123 December 28, 2017

          @srv I didn't buy it there is no name on it and I've had it for some time

          Some broad a while back said here fucking man up and thru it in my lap !

          I was really bumbed out over her arrogant very foward shit

          Until later when some pictures showed up at this party that dude had of her and this ain't no bull shit she was fucking and deep throating a fucking horse !!!

          Man up my ass she wanted me to horse up but the horse fucker was a shame to admit it instead she tried to fuck with my emotions/man hood

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  •   picklehiesner December 27, 2017

    Pig in a blanket

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    •   maddog123 December 28, 2017

      @picklehiesner pig blanket ha ha

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones December 28, 2017

    It like Harold and Kumar but if they never escape, and Big BoB was gay.

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  • whorunwerun December 28, 2017

    it's getting extremely creepy how it's ok to use women who look like children. This use to be against the law but now most rich assholes don't want to go to jail for fucking their Daughters 12 yr old friends. Creepy as fuck.

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  • offdhook December 28, 2017

    Suck job...

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  • fatlarry December 28, 2017

    jim too bookoo

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  • biggredd45 January 2, 2018

    And YET she sucks on it anyway.. Fucking Asians!!!

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  • frank n. stein January 4, 2018

    See? There IS such a thing as "too big!!"

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  • junkhunter March 3, 2018

    That girl must be crazy sucking on that deceased dick.

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  • dgpnca April 2, 2018

    She lacks enthusiasm.

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