"SIZE MATTERS"

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  • felterupgood December 29, 2017

    That's a robot cock if I've ever seen one ....positive, absolute proof that robots are taking our jobs.

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    •   vikingshill December 29, 2017

      @felterupgood Since you seem to be an expert on cocks, I'll take your word for it

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      • felterupgood December 29, 2017

        @vikingshill

        Please don't lose faith over what I'm about to tell you .... after careful consideration.... in my expert opinion I would have to say you have a very small one.

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        •   vikingshill December 29, 2017

          @felterupgood that's not what your sister said...or your mom....or your wife...or your girlfriend, you get the picture.

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          • felterupgood December 29, 2017

            @vikingshill

            True, they told me you were hung like a horse ....but then I heard them snicker.

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            • harly9 December 29, 2017

              @felterupgood BURN!!!

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    •   nybadguy December 29, 2017

      @felterupgood first the Mexicans now robots. What is this world coming to.

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    • ob1 December 29, 2017

      @felterupgood once she's had red she'll never be tight again

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  • darksider803 December 29, 2017

    What's next A fire hydrant ? Like throwing A toothpick in A cave now.

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    • letmefindout December 29, 2017

      @darksider803

      She is wearing a mask so that you can't see that even her mouth is stretched out.

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      • kore December 29, 2017

        @letmefindout Hehehehehe, The title should have read, "The Expandables"

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  •   goodster December 29, 2017

    You should really loosen your cock ring a little. It's gonna turn blue next.

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    •   ouch December 29, 2017

      @goodster LMMFAO

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  •   fistermister December 29, 2017

    My bologna has a first name, it's O*s*c*a*r, my bologna has a second name, it's M*a*y*e*r, Oh' she love to take it everyday, and if you ask me, why I'll say...... 'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a!

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    • maxm60 December 29, 2017

      @fistermister and has a way with B-l-o-w-n-o-u-t-p-u-s-s-y

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  • letmefindout December 29, 2017

    When she queefs it's a whisper in the wind.

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    • maxm60 December 29, 2017

      @letmefindout or a volcano erupting!

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  • zklr December 29, 2017

    Hitting the side of that,... nah, you gotta better chance putting an oyster in a slot machine!

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  • peaks December 29, 2017

    Oscar Myer has a way with baloney.

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  • sealex December 29, 2017

    ??Hippo Pussy??? Imagine taking her home after some drinks at a bar? Mmm.. try the leg cuz I feel nothing. Lol

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    • srv December 29, 2017

      @sealex +

      lol ... you said hippo pussy ... lol.

      hippo snatch!

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  • felterupgood December 29, 2017

    My cock looks just like that... I mean the red color.

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    • maxm60 December 29, 2017

      @felterupgood kinda looked like a dogs dick. You have a dog dick?

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      • srv December 29, 2017

        @maxm60 +

        lol ... you said dog dick ... lol.

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      • felterupgood December 29, 2017

        @maxm60

        My pet poodle Susie thinks I do. She thinks I'm hung too.

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        • maxm60 December 29, 2017

          @felterupgood HA! Godd one +1

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  • vegeta65 December 29, 2017

    Somebody call the blob. think we found his glass slipper

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    • pewpewpowa December 29, 2017

      @vegeta65 YEEEEES!!!

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  • bloody4life December 29, 2017

    HOLLY SHIT

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  • airsporter December 29, 2017

    Looks a damn uncomfy sofa to me...Buy in haste at the Sales and repent at leisure.

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    • srv December 29, 2017

      @airsporter

      Macairsporter says as he sits miserably on a horrid, wooden chair.

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  • periwinkle December 29, 2017

    Clifford why?

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  • maxm60 December 29, 2017

    and that's kinda how the judge did it during my first divorce.

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  •   maddog123 December 29, 2017

    It matters to her that puss is fucking ruined!!!!!

    Or was that her ass?

    Fuck it its all ruined!!!

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    • srv December 29, 2017

      @maddog123

      Her taint was sliced and she now just has one huge gaping gash ... called the gaper.

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    • felterupgood December 29, 2017

      @maddog123

      It was her pussy.... Her butt hole looked llike she had a belly button between her sholder blades

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  •   maddog123 December 29, 2017

    RUN FOREST!!!!!! RUN RUN FAR AWAY RUNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!

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  • joe_head71 December 29, 2017

    in three words...

    DIS-GUS-TING!

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  • ithinkimdumb December 29, 2017

    D.E.S.T.O.R.Y.E.D

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    • harly9 December 29, 2017

      @ithinkimdumb Your dyslexia is showing lol.

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  • fiddledeedee December 29, 2017

    You know it's bad when even the horses are comparing her to 'throwing a hotdog down a hallway.'

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  • hitman777 December 29, 2017

    Congratulations you have a cunt the size of Texas, and future filled with disappointing sex with real men

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  •   ketamine<3 December 29, 2017

    I'm alright with seeing a lot of shit, and let me tell you.. that's one nasty bitch!

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    •   sarge07 December 29, 2017

      @ketamine<3 you know where Adult Expectations is? They at one time had a quarter of the store as an antique shop, a friend (yes I have a couple) called me on afternoon to meet him there to look at a cannon they had. While I was examining this fake cannon a woman walked by and gave us the stink eye, while carrying a dildo bigger than in that vid. I smiled and looked at the dildo and said, I don't know why I'm getting a nasty look with that elephant dick under your arm, she turned red and stammered it's for a bachelorette party and literally ran off.

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      •   ketamine<3 December 29, 2017

        @sarge07 hahaha! Yes I've been there. That's funny man. I don't see how any pleasure can be had with something that big.

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  • highartfarts December 29, 2017

    The strap-on's just too ridiculous. If you want to go big (and authentic) I'm going to be making dildos that are just realistic rubber babies. Shove 'em in feet first or head first; whatever suits the kink. Just need to find a real baby to make the mold......

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    •   ketamine<3 December 29, 2017

      @highartfarts just remember "hot water burn baby"!

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  • working4theweekend December 29, 2017

    I'm happy to see that The Gimp is still finding work after Pulp Fiction

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  • strokerace December 29, 2017

    Fucking her would be like throwing a hotdog down the highway.

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    •   truckingman December 30, 2017

      Strokerace maybe throwing a hotdog into, interstellar, space.

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  • hiwudjablome December 29, 2017

    Yup,,,,,,the latex is hot,,,,she,,,,,,,,, can Blo-me

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  • bigblackhead December 29, 2017

    thats a fat lip

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  • matboy583 December 29, 2017

    her cunt looks like my nans abcess

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  • maxm60 December 29, 2017

    HELLO!!...HEllo!...Hello!...hello...

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    •   sarge07 December 31, 2017

      @maxm60 you find the keys keys keys???

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  • zack sweeney December 29, 2017

    Hotdog thrown down a hallway ring any bells

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  •   acairman December 29, 2017

    Ouch lied, he said he had to work. Never mentioned the cat suit.

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  • mynamewastaken December 29, 2017

    So they did make a sequel to pacific rim

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  • cptcaveape December 29, 2017

    Another day, another snow boon that's was touched by her parents.

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  •   pizzapie December 29, 2017

    Child birth was a breeze for her

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  • acidburn1 December 29, 2017

    congratulations it's a dildo !

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones December 29, 2017

    Holly hell

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  • rightwinger December 29, 2017

    She looks like one of those chicks that would cum during childbirth.

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  • overdrivezn December 29, 2017

    Game of whoreingo anyone

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  • big_d1982 December 29, 2017

    introducing the new and improved killdo

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  • overdrivezn December 29, 2017

    If that's real then ...the truth shall sery free, set yourself in search of the tiny hole that is a myth

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  •   rockinron December 29, 2017

    when she is 50 all she's has to do is breath deep and she'll shit herself

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  • redmeadowlegion December 29, 2017

    would this bitch even have labor pains?

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  •   picklehiesner December 29, 2017

    Fake

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  • carlacream December 29, 2017

    thats her size

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  • harly9 December 29, 2017

    Pretty sure I could stick my head up there and have a look around.

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  • tsavo December 29, 2017

    Awesome balloon cock. I'm sure he's a hit at children's partys.

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  • b-train December 30, 2017

    She might want to follow up with Cheryl “Steryl” Merkowski to chat about prolapse.

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  •   truckingman December 30, 2017

    The lady will have an easier birth, of her child, because of her lover coitusing with the giant sexual toy will strengthen her birth canel.

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  • stevenkk December 30, 2017

    Both of them need therapy

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  • boney1 December 30, 2017

    thats the chick from the beast master video

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  • renbo956 January 1, 2018

    Lefty Lucy Pussy

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  • ruzin January 2, 2018

    That's what having babies does. Super vagina.

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  • biggredd45 January 2, 2018

    I guess his dick was too small ..

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  • frank n. stein January 4, 2018

    The whore wouldn't even feel a normal dick. NASTY ho!

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  • blackvelvet June 30, 2018

    i promise it will be just the tip....

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  • blueeyeddevil July 5, 2018

    Now wut gud is she??

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