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  • drewstl December 30, 2017

    Fur ball, growing out of her, A$$

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    • mehofjack December 30, 2017

      @drewstl that was pure art

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      • ob1 December 30, 2017

        @mehofjack an ad for kfc, interflora and the teddy bear hospital all in one

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    • felterupgood December 30, 2017

      @drewstl

      Makes you wonder if maddogs furry balls have been there.

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    •   sarge07 December 30, 2017

      @drewstl furmented hemorrhoid

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  • sealex December 30, 2017

    And the stupid bear just sits there and does nothing!!

    Get off your ass and start banging the shit out of that ass!

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    • kore December 30, 2017

      @sealex He can't.., the panda bear is sucking his dick and the little black doll is sucking his ass!!

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  • lordofthapen15 December 30, 2017

    gay

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  • airsporter December 30, 2017

    Even the Teddy bear looks as bored as fuck!

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    • felterupgood December 30, 2017

      @airsporter

      Yeah... I've come to expect something unusual to happen.

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  • letmefindout December 30, 2017

    With the teddy bear cock broke off in her ass all that she wants to do is lick out the cake mix bowl.l

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  •   GrimmWilder December 30, 2017

    I KNEW i would need a teddybear suit one day!!!

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  • therockbalancer December 30, 2017

    high quality

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  • srv December 30, 2017

    What is it with these broads sucking their puss-juice coated fingers?!

    Am I missing something or do all you dudes love sucking on your jizz-coated fingers?!

    Take a drink of some fruit juice if you're thirsty, fuck ...

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    • rouge_et_blanc December 30, 2017

      @srv It's cos all porns are aimed at men who envision themselves doing the same thing. It's why nearly all porns start with cock sucking (which is a man's dream not a woman's) but does not START many real sex / love making sessions.

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      • srv December 30, 2017

        @rouge_et_blanc

        I've seen private videos and homemade videos that are not based towards an audience and they're doing it in those just the same. They enjoy it way too much. They're doing it for themselves, it seems. It kind of reminds me of somebody who picks and eats their boogers. It's that kind of mentality.

        So, you got your jizz on your finger and there is an audience of girls that just our begging you to suck that jizz off your finger. Are you going to suck that shit off your finger for those girls? Fuck no, dude!! Unless you're a fruit or they pull a war chest out full of cash.

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        •   happyjack December 30, 2017

          @srv not trying to pick on you but you're talking like pussy is too icky for you.

          Are you really drawing a comparison to a mans semen and the mucous in a woman's vagina?

          If you've never fucked a chick, pulled it out, put it in her mouth, and then commenced to fucking her again then you are missing the boat.

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          • srv December 30, 2017

            @happyjack

            U really have to respond?

            Fuck Fred ...

            Okay would you like a shot of some vagina juice? I didn't think so. So don't twist when I'm trying to say.

            And there should be no difference between sexual fluids from a dude and from a chick when ot comes to consuming your own, Fred, so again quit twisting. My point still stands.

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            •   happyjack December 30, 2017

              @srv in other news most men enjoy seeing lesbians have sex but are not fans of watching 2 men have sex. Not sure what you are arguing other than you think pussy juicy is icky.

              If you ever get a woman don't be afraid to stick your head down there. Take a wiff, check it out. Disclaimer; even the cleanest of clean women have better times than others. I'd recommend after a shower since it sounds like you're a novice and a little tentative.

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              • working4theweekend December 30, 2017

                @happyjack lmao +1

                Post shower is a good recommendation

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                • srv December 31, 2017

                  @working4theweekend

                  I thought we settled, dude

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              • airsporter December 30, 2017

                @happyjack Well Said.

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              • srv December 30, 2017

                @happyjack

                I eat puss, ignorant one.

                U love to assume, but you're only making an ass out of you and not me. I'm only talking about women eating their own shit, not about me eating their shit. Pop your head out of your ass, fuck. I'm done discussing with you, dude. Go back to your old rickety chair on your old wooden porch and go smoke your old corn pipe and you kill your grandkids some old cotton field stories about Br'er Rabbit, Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear in the Br'er Patch.

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                •   happyjack December 30, 2017

                  @srv I resent that comment. How old are you whipper snapper?

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                  • srv December 31, 2017

                    @happyjack

                    lol ... the "kill"was a typo, for sure. BUT I MEANT THE REST, GOD DAMN IT!!

                    I'm 68 ... why?

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                    • airsporter December 31, 2017

                      @srv If thats true - 68 -I find it amazing you havn't learned how to shut your mouth and yet still managed to survive!

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                  • srv December 31, 2017

                    @happyjack

                    Don't worry about how old I am, decrepit one. How old the fuck are you?!

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                • blackenedamerica January 22, 2018

                  @srv You really like pussy bro? i believe you ill let you smell my finger

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          • airsporter December 30, 2017

            @happyjack Didn'teven have an oar in the firstplace if you ask me.

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          • sheelajackson January 1, 2018

            @happyjack

            Dang happy. Youre turning me on.. Ooooooweee

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      • airsporter December 30, 2017

        @rouge_et_blanc Errr..Thanks for throwing a cold bucket of reality on the issue.

        Now wheres my Stamp collection....

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        • srv December 31, 2017

          @airsporter

          Damn you're such a fag

          That's a homo not a cigarette, dick

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    • felterupgood December 30, 2017

      @srv

      Not all of us... Some of us have girlfriends.

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      • srv December 30, 2017

        @felterupgood

        ??

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        • felterupgood December 30, 2017

          @srv

          You had asked if we eat our jizz.... I said ....some of us have girlfriends

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          • srv December 31, 2017

            @felterupgood

            And notice that you were the only one to respond to a rhetorical question.

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            • felterupgood December 31, 2017

              @srv

              Oh... Like you just did.

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    •   nybadguy December 30, 2017

      @srv you suck the shit and corn particals off of your lovers cock after he pound's you ass in. So it's basically not to different.

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      •   happyjack December 30, 2017

        @nybadguy that's different it's his daily vegetables

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        •   nybadguy December 30, 2017

          @happyjack HAHA

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        • srv December 31, 2017

          @happyjack

          Have you ever measured the diameter of your nostrils, baluga?

          Try it, because there's a contest down south where you can win a boatload of money if you have the widest nose holes. Now, you can measure both flared nostrils and unflared nostrils. The winner for unflared nostrils pays more than the winner for flared nostrils, but they both pay a pretty penny.

          Now I'll set up all the details and arrangements and you get to the measurements because I feel that you be a winner tonight!

          I also hear that they may be having a contest for the fattest lips so you may want to start measuring those lips of yours. I'll get back to you on those arrangements too. Now, they have one for the ashiest skin. How's the skin doing? You keep up with the lotion? If so, can you lay off for a while 'n let it get all ashy and shit? I'll sign you up for that one too. You're not bald, are you, Fred? Because they have another one for the greasiest pubes. I'll sign you up for that one too, Fred.

          We're gonna be rich, Fred!!

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  • ithinkimdumb December 30, 2017

    I think she's fucking hot!... wanna be my 3rd wife?

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  • bobadfett December 30, 2017

    This video is like a asshole ..you see one, you seen them all

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  • rubber December 30, 2017

    So any cam girl can just promote herself on this site for free? Can't hate.

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    • felterupgood December 31, 2017

      @rubber

      If that's her highlights then her diabolical scheme was a failure.

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  • hitman777 December 30, 2017

    Which one is the stuffed animal here?

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  • lewizardable December 30, 2017

    Yep, marry me already.

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  • [email protected] December 30, 2017

    Those fingers were made for slapping the little man in the boat.

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  •   nybadguy December 30, 2017

    Nice ass. I'd bend her over and yank her by the pigtails while i pound her ass in. Dirty slut.

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  • bigsmokey86 December 30, 2017

    That's my little girl :)

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  • bedpaneddie December 30, 2017

    She is just hot enough for me to let her empty my bank account

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  • peaks December 30, 2017

    Oh to be a plush toy!

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  • skippy joe pippy December 30, 2017

    Hot girl, but the giant teddy bear... creepy as fuck.

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  • big_d1982 December 30, 2017

    That teddy bear looks as if he's seen some WHOREable things

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  • stevenkk December 30, 2017

    FAP FAP FAP FAP !!

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  • boney1 December 30, 2017

    kinda surprised she didnt have a cock

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  •   truckingman December 30, 2017

    I would like to say thank you to the anonymous member whom submitted this beautifil video of their lovely female masturbation session.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • cptcaveape December 30, 2017

    Another snow boon that can't enjoy a normal sex life because her father used her face as a toilet. Tragic.

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    • letmefindout December 31, 2017

      @cptcaveape

      I think that this is projection on your part. I am so sorry that 8 of your uncles gang raped you in the mouth at the family reunion. I am sorry that this incident has left a bad taste in your mouth. What I am most sorry for is that your Mother used a plastic, as opposed to a metal, coat hanger and the results are evident.

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      • srv December 31, 2017

        @letmefindout

        Projection on your part, hypocrite.

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      • srv December 31, 2017

        @letmefindout

        You're just not that bright.

        You brag about your body, but you ain't got no brain ... lol.

        Meanwhile I'll most likely stare at you while you lay on the ground, unless you're an mma'er like myself and smoke you on the court any day, unless you played full court almost everyday with some of the baddest negroes in chicago ... I too was fast. Second only to Mr. Calvin Rhodes. And looky here, I have a brain and a potent one at that.

        You see, I can be obnoxious and be a show off too, but I'm not an ass like you, so I won't do it. I only did it in a non-initiative manner to show how much of an ass you turned out to be.

        Entender, imbécil?

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        • letmefindout December 31, 2017

          @srv

          Your boredom has allowed you to regularly shit on soooo many people that you must have me confused with anyone else.

          I am not Black (as you so arrogantly assumed). I have more of an education than you could ever aspire to. And as YOU project your anger and frustration for being a "never was," don't, and I repeat don't take this misplaced anger and frustration out on me. Just move it along. I have very beautiful women at my disposal everyday so I do not need for you to ride my cock.

          Personally, I kinda enjoy how you express yourself to the local paparazzi. I realize that you are smarter than the average rabbit up here. And when I can't seem to find amusement from the vids, at least I can enjoy your witticisms. That, I will give you all day, everyday. BUT, my comments to the ignorant and disenfranchised were not random abusive chatter. Respect the fact that I have my own agenda.

          "ab abusu ad usum non valet consequential"

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        • letmefindout December 31, 2017

          @srv

          PS

          Don't take this as a personal attack. Too many people up here are thin skinned.

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        • letmefindout December 31, 2017

          @srv

          Lest I forget, Happy New Year.

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      •   sarge07 December 31, 2017

        @letmefindout ignore it, it's not worth a reply

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      • cptcaveape January 1, 2018

        @letmefindout oh no. An offended piglet.... Help it.

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        • letmefindout January 1, 2018

          @cptcaveape

          You know that it is not healthy to take all of this pork in your mouth.

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          • cptcaveape January 1, 2018

            @letmefindout is that your rebuttal? Gay sex? You fucking cave animals love the homosexual acts.

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            • letmefindout January 2, 2018

              @cptcaveape

              Nah, just rebuffing your homosexual advances. I get it, you got the fever for the flavor. At the end of the night you want to hunker down to a mouthful of pork. Not happening you cock lovin; homo motherfucker. Begone Satan!

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  • sorillo December 31, 2017

    Damn baby

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  • ss99 December 31, 2017

    yummy baby !!!!!!!!

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  •   maddog123 December 31, 2017

    I'm guessing its a new year where your at so happy new year ouchy and others that live across the pond

    Peace!

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  • chained cat December 31, 2017

    I'd like to smash her back doors in

    Just thought I'd share that useless information with you

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  • renbo956 January 1, 2018

    I'd Knock Her Up

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  • biggredd45 January 2, 2018

    1st time a vagina did nothing for me !!

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  • rabbithole March 17, 2018

    Peatress cottontail .. Sister to Peter.

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  • rugersoldier April 4, 2018

    please tell me she does cams. seriously send me that shit

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  • teambalaam April 11, 2018

    Oddest case of rosebud I've seen. In a while.

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