THERE'S 2 WAYS WOMEN IMPRESSED ME TODAY

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 5, 2018

    Balloon chick has had practice. I'd wear a couple of rubbers with her.

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    • rubber January 5, 2018

      @Cory H. Gag reflex is non existent with that one.

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    •   luvthick January 5, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Don't do it, she'll melt them all.

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    •   GrimmWilder January 5, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Balloon girl ain't shit.......but if she were to cough up a poodle or giraffe.. .....THAT would be impressive!

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      • goff January 6, 2018

        @GrimmWilder +

        It was just a balloon filled with air. It wasn't solid like a cock. She was able to constrict with her throat the amount of balloon that went down her gullet, but there's no stoppin' a frenzied cock that's a knockin'.

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        • joedumber January 6, 2018

          @goff instructions like a true champ

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          • goff January 6, 2018

            @joedumber

            Damn Mr. Dumber, your face is shoved right up my ass.

            If I would have known, I wouldn't have wiped.

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  •   stenchfart January 5, 2018

    once ,twice,three times a lady

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  • kore January 5, 2018

    Dressed & LOOKED like a cow, and she want to walk around shittin' like one too... Nasty fat fuck!!!

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    • letmefindout January 5, 2018

      @kore

      She didn't even slow down or break stride. No grippers whatsoever.

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      • goff January 6, 2018

        @letmefindout +

        Sphincter 'O' ring shot with possible rectal prolapse.

        The beast will need a whole new rump replacement, stat, nurse!

        No insurance? Then fetch her purse as well as a Tijuana rump special and pass the sour diesel, stat!

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  •   lafind January 5, 2018

    I'd like to play balloons with the first one.

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  •   what now? whats next? January 5, 2018

    looks like she can throat her way out of paying taxes!

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    • letmefindout January 5, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      I remember when Deep Throat was a novelty and not the norm.

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  • zack sweeney January 5, 2018

    She works at the horse ranch....

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  •   ketamine<3 January 5, 2018

    That girl got offered many drinks that night lol. The other bitch is probly one of the fucks on here stretching their assholes out and forgot to wear a diaper.

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  •   GrimmWilder January 5, 2018

    Nasty fucking sheape dropped a TURD!!!!

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    •   sarge07 January 5, 2018

      @GrimmWilder and johngirl always says bad shit about America HAHAHAHA!!!

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  • bleedsvodka January 5, 2018

    Dream girl after you get her on antibiotics.

    Let me clarify. ... the FIRST girl.

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  • digurgutsout January 5, 2018

    If my bitch could suck dick like that she would not be allowed to go out, instead she just gets wasted and shits all over the place.

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    • goff January 6, 2018

      @digurgutsout

      Why do you get your mutt wasted, blind Willie? Animal cruelty is a crime. And you sought, but failed to get fellatio from her too? Damn man, all outta pb?

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  • working4theweekend January 5, 2018

    That chick has seen her fair share of BBC

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    • maxm60 January 5, 2018

      @working4theweekend which one? The throat queen or the one with the blowed out "O" ring?

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      • working4theweekend January 5, 2018

        @maxm60 When you put it that way, both I guess. Lmao

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  • maxm60 January 5, 2018

    Gaddam! that first gal could give me 'leg'.

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  • felterupgood January 5, 2018

    Give me a break.... We all know that the baloon tasted like chocolate. How else would they get her to do that?

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  • gfys January 5, 2018

    Drive by turding...

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    • letmefindout January 5, 2018

      @gfys

      I've heard of whistling while you work and not shitting while you stride.

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  • dry terd January 5, 2018

    Reminds me of the song...."you dropped a bomb on me ".....

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  •   nybadguy January 5, 2018

    Smokey is that you takin a shit

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  •   nybadguy January 5, 2018

    For her next trick she will swallow a balloon filled with shit

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    • goff January 6, 2018

      @nybadguy +

      At least it'll be solid, more of a challenge.

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      •   nybadguy January 6, 2018

        @goff she would make a great mule

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        • goff January 6, 2018

          @nybadguy +

          Mule?! She'd make a great ox! lol

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  • renbo956 January 5, 2018

    Throated , The Walking Shits

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  • airsporter January 5, 2018

    We need to keep a sense of perspective here....Making a poodle out of balloons is a lot harder than it looks.

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  • airsporter January 5, 2018

    And the other one is doing what poodles do.

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  • sealex January 5, 2018

    Sick fat fucki g cow ....literally shitting like a cow as it walks all casual. Eeewww

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  •   picklehiesner January 5, 2018

    That was some sneaky shit

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  • captainanus January 6, 2018

    That balloon deepthroater is mike jackson! So he’s not dead after all?

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  • hitman777 January 6, 2018

    So we have wife material and livestock

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  •   oldrooster January 6, 2018

    I bet that fucking balloon smells like cum and broken dreams now.

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  • bloody4life January 6, 2018

    her ass must be lose

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  • ohhmy January 11, 2018

    The lady just shit on the floor hell na

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