WHY? WHY WOULD YOU PAY A PORNSTAR TO DO THIS?

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  • ithinkimdumb January 7, 2018

    So that's how you make banana pudding, I've been doing it all wrong...

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    • james511969 January 7, 2018

      no, it’s banana cream pie.

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  • peaks January 7, 2018

    The pig paid him.

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  • supfishing757 January 7, 2018

    I saw a banana, nut, and what looked like some yeast. Did they just make banana nut bread

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  • kore January 7, 2018

    Wow... Even the banana came

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  • digurgutsout January 7, 2018

    I need to go grocery shopping

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  •   ouch January 7, 2018

    I love Sluts like this

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    •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

      @ouch

      Yeah, yer women are used to sleepin with a fruit,..,.,.,.,

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      • maxm60 January 7, 2018

        @GrimmWilder HA! That's good!++

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      •   ouch January 7, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        Especially the fruits with pony tails :)

        Giddy up sister

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        •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

          @ouch HAA!....You WISH you could get in on some of this juicy booty, Big'Boy.....lol

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    • joedumber January 7, 2018

      @ouch you remember back in the late 90's when they started using condoms in porn and everybody hated it. Nowadays it suits the scene depending on the script

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  • lgr94 January 7, 2018

    Why wouldn't you pay a porn star to do this?

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    •   goodster January 7, 2018

      @lgr94 Cause she'd probably do it for free if you asked right.

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  • stinkburger January 7, 2018

    Orange you glad she stuck with the banana?

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    • maxm60 January 7, 2018

      @stinkburger orange you glad she doesn't like pineapple?

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      •   ketamine<3 January 7, 2018

        @maxm60 idk that might be interesting to watch her try.

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  • airsporter January 7, 2018

    Because you were Treasurer of the local Fruit & Vegetable Merchants Christmas fund 2018....And now that funds are in you want to stick it to the bastards!

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    • istealcars January 7, 2018

      @airsporter This is probably the most underrated CrazyShit comment of all time.

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      • airsporter January 8, 2018

        @istealcars Why thank you.

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  • letmefindout January 7, 2018

    There must be an easier (and cheaper) way to make a fruit salad.

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    • felterupgood January 7, 2018

      @letmefindout

      But do you want taste or economy?

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      • maxm60 January 7, 2018

        @felterupgood he said fruit salad, not tuna salad with fruit

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  • goff January 7, 2018

    Did that dude cover his dick in super glue before shoving it in her ass? ... or maybe clear, heavy tape?

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  • pewpewpowa January 7, 2018

    Yum banana split

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  • maxm60 January 7, 2018

    A blonde goes to see the doctor and tells him "I have postage stamps coming out of my vagina." Doc says he'll take a look and after the exam says to her "Those aren't postage stamps and quit fucking Chiquita bananas."

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  • drewstl January 7, 2018

    Just wanted to know, Did he eat the pussy after? Cause he waste foods that way!

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  • kiwi cunt January 7, 2018

    Congrats! Now that poor banana has AIDS.

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  • hitman777 January 7, 2018

    He wanted to make sure she wasn’t pregnant so he gave her the test

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  • sealex January 7, 2018

    There are lots of ppl who don't have food to eat and this guy just wasted a banana... and a perfectly good porno star too.

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  • working4theweekend January 7, 2018

    The best past was the guy in the banana suit smoking crack and saying how much black people like crack

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  • carlacream January 7, 2018

    i bet he was payed

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  • me68 January 7, 2018

    fuck shes hot , delicious looking pussy also !!!

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  • olcharliemanson January 7, 2018

    I always wondered what ingredients were in a banana cream pie.

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  • gfys January 7, 2018

    Limp dick and anal sex.... not a good combo.

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  • zoy_blog January 7, 2018

    bananna bread pudding that’s why

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  • curiousone January 7, 2018

    One fruit salad with chocolate drizzle, coming up.

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  • schaizenegger January 7, 2018

    2018. Peak of human evolution. Cunt bananas.

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  •   ketamine<3 January 7, 2018

    I'd try it, fuck it.

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  •   ketamine<3 January 7, 2018

    And white people love meth so we're all fucked lol!

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  •   nybadguy January 7, 2018

    That ending was funny af.

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  • carlosmandick January 7, 2018

    Pretty bad when a banana is bigger than you.

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  • reno7790 January 7, 2018

    Mom !!!?????!!!!

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  • fatlarry January 7, 2018

    oh I don't know seems like a pretty good way to spend a few extra bucks

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  •   happyjack January 7, 2018

    Poontasium

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  • richard strohker January 7, 2018

    Black people really do love Crack and they love me too

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  •   picklehiesner January 7, 2018

    That monkey loves bananas

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  •   wallawilly January 7, 2018

    Gorilla glue and bananas with clam dip.

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  • bigblackhead January 7, 2018

    ferment in a plastic bag for 2 weeks and it's jail juiceclamato

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  • istealcars January 7, 2018

    The outside of a banana peel is likely covered in all kinds of horrific chemicals.

    Would likely be healthier for all parties to peel it first (just in case the young lady and her friend happen to be perusing this random site's comments :-) ).

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  • sorillo January 7, 2018

    That pussy looks so delicious.

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  • bedpaneddie January 7, 2018

    I need to meet a girl like this...

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  •   lafind January 8, 2018

    Wow, bet she's a lot of Phun.

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  • renbo956 January 9, 2018

    Banana Nut

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  • renbo956 January 9, 2018

    This Pussy Vegan Or Vegeterian

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  • doc21 January 9, 2018

    Of course. I don't know if I would pay ... but I would be willing to supply the banana and dick.

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  • zorino January 10, 2018

    Extreme vegan

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  • jagaz January 10, 2018

    Whats her name? And whats the name of the banana man meme?

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  • fedupmonster January 12, 2018

    If she's up to it, why would you not ?

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