DUMBASS OF THE MONTH: THIEF OUTWITTED BY STORE OWNERS

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  • carlspackler January 12, 2018

    This just made my 2018.

    +12 -2
    • crockful January 12, 2018

      @carlspackler He'd love to hear from ya!

      John Christopher Bell

      Inmate #02747365

      Harris County Jail

      1200 Baker St.

      Houston, TX 77002

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      • carlspackler January 12, 2018

        @crockful

        I'll send him a food stamp. Thanks for the tip.

        +12 -1
      • pewpewpowa January 12, 2018

        @crockful dang, I kinda felt bad for him.

        +3 -1
        • letmefindout January 13, 2018

          @pewpewpowa

          Me too. Now, when he gets out of jail; he will have to pay for his drugs through honest labor.

          +3 -1
      • maxm60 January 12, 2018

        @crockful And how did you come by this info? Are you a friend? relative? Stalker?

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        • frank n. stein January 12, 2018

          @maxm60 It's called the Internet. You can find all KINDS of things on that there Internet.

          +4 -1
      • frank n. stein January 12, 2018

        Send him some gay porn and see what happens to him! LOL!!!

        +5 -1
        • redmeadowlegion January 12, 2018

          @frank n. stein why did he want to leave, doesn't he feel at home behind bars?

          +2 -2
      • cazaly January 14, 2018

        @crockful He’s definitely a contender for dumb cunt of the year .

        +0 -0
    • ob1 January 12, 2018

      @carlspackler wonderful! That moment when he realises his ass is going to get stretched in prison, priceless.

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  •   GrimmWilder January 12, 2018

    Get use to them bars ,Boy!

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    • vivalamigra January 12, 2018

      @GrimmWilder "Boy"? Uh-oh...

      +5 -3
      • redmeadowlegion January 12, 2018

        @vivalamigra Naaa he won't, he probably already has a broken shoulder from trying to get out of county.

        +1 -1
  • stevenkk January 12, 2018

    He was desperate because he was going to be late at work.

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    • baddogonline January 12, 2018

      @stevenkk LOL, that's funny because niggaz don't have jobs... XD

      +5 -1
  • maxm60 January 12, 2018

    Shoulda got another five for that fucked up hairdo.

    +5 -1
  • letmefindout January 12, 2018

    Suffer Bitch!

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  • letmefindout January 12, 2018

    At least he got an early start to that prison sentence.

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  • supfishing757 January 12, 2018

    Ive said it once and I'll say it again, Black Lives Matter

    +8 -5
  •   stenchfart January 12, 2018

    the back door was wide open too

    +9 -1
  • cubbage January 12, 2018

    No mandatory fire escape I guess.

    Oh he'd probably still fuck that up!

    +2 -1
    •   sarge07 January 12, 2018

      @cubbage no, just too stupid to check the back door

      +2 -0
  • working4theweekend January 12, 2018

    Coolio is robbing cellphone stores now

    +6 -0
    • letmefindout January 12, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      Next year it will be Will Smith and Young MC.

      +3 -2
  • joedumber January 12, 2018

    that happened to me once, i was locked inside a latino cell phone store when i went in to purchase a recharge card....i walked in and everyone looked at me and started running out.

    +3 -0
  • airsporter January 12, 2018

    Used to have a claustrophobic budgie like that always banging into the windows.

    +3 -0
  • gfys January 12, 2018

    Yup... Your going back to Haiti... Opps Shithole.

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  • gfys January 12, 2018

    Little did he know... there was a back door and it was open

    +4 -0
  • bleedsvodka January 12, 2018

    How you cage a wild monkey.

    +5 -1
  • vivalamigra January 12, 2018

    Come on. He said "please".

    +5 -2
    • maxm60 January 12, 2018

      @vivalamigra that begging shit was priceless!

      +3 -1
  • dry terd January 12, 2018

    Lmao!!!! "Please......Please......Please". Hahahaha!!!! Rot in jail bitch!

    +4 -0
  • bigsmokey86 January 12, 2018

    Luvthick trying to feed his habit.

    +3 -1
    •   luvthick January 14, 2018

      @bigsmokey86

      No dice. Never did drugs... Just here scrolling through all the idiot racist, enjoying their stupidity, instead of focusing on the fact that this guy was obviously an addict who isn't too bright.

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  •   nybadguy January 12, 2018

    Why didn't he try the back door. Dumb fuck.

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    • mrthorwald January 12, 2018

      @nybadguy I felt like screaming that at the screen! Or a back window! dumb as fuck!

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    • captjim January 12, 2018

      @nybadguy I'm pretty sure when they setup the store to auto lock the front door, the back door locks too numb nut.

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      •   nybadguy January 12, 2018

        @captjim I would think the back door was easy escape in case of a fire.

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  •   happyjack January 12, 2018

    Nice

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    •   sarge07 January 12, 2018

      @happyjack the on his knees praying thing was priceless.

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  • baddogonline January 12, 2018

    These are Louisiana niggers evacuated to Houston after Katrina.

    +2 -1
  • ss24 January 12, 2018

    Last name Bell, stuck in a phone store. Anyone else see the irony?

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  • ss24 January 12, 2018

    If only he had a phone to call a friend.

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    •   truckingman January 12, 2018

      Ss24 are you reffering to an activated phone.

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  • felterupgood January 12, 2018

    Come on people... Give her a break ..she was smart enough to drink the beer first

    +1 -2
    •   happyjack January 13, 2018

      @felterupgood Hey grandpa, you're commenting on the wrong post ya big dummy.

      +5 -1
      • goff January 13, 2018

        @happyjack ++++

        lmfao ... You nearly killed me, Fred G. Sanford.

        My dog had to jump on my chest to revive me.

        +2 -0
      •   luvthick January 14, 2018

        @happyjack

        LMAO !

        +1 -0
  • noboongoon January 12, 2018

    Nigger is as nigger does!

    +5 -2
    • blowback51 January 13, 2018

      @noboongoon you sound like my old dirt bike,runnigganiggarunrunrunnnnnniggaaaaa

      +2 -1
  • frank n. stein January 12, 2018

    "Yeah! Now how ya feel, boy? Stupid, huh? Ya LOOK stupid."

    +3 -1
  • zack sweeney January 12, 2018

    He will be very popular, skinny, dumb, my new bitch ...

    +3 -1
  • mrthorwald January 12, 2018

    What an asshole, he robbed the same store twice in 2 weeks! fool me once, fool me twice..

    +3 -0
    •   sarge07 January 12, 2018

      @mrthorwald he'll have a sore asshole later

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  •   truckingman January 12, 2018

    Smart store owners, double sided key locks, double layed safety glass, and durable security bars are a MF" BITCH FOR THIEFS!!!

    +1 -0
    • blowback51 January 13, 2018

      @truckingman how many hundreds of thousands lost before the 60k upgrade i wonder???

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  • bedpaneddie January 12, 2018

    Haha dumb fuck

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  • deadpen January 12, 2018

    Well he was doing good until he discharged a weapon in public.

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  • captjim January 12, 2018

    Only 5 years?

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    • peaks January 13, 2018

      @captjim

      RIGHT?! string that nigger up!

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  • dark stallion January 12, 2018

    why not try the back?

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    • peaks January 13, 2018

      @dark stallion

      Because he's a stupid nigger. duh.

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones January 12, 2018

    What a dipshit

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  • bigblackhead January 12, 2018

    ha ha

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  • gandog56 January 13, 2018

    Oh please, please, please. Oh pleeeezzzzeeee! Should have got at least five more for unlawful discharge of a firearm too. Oh well, he will probably be out soon and back to robbery/

    +3 -0
  • blowback51 January 13, 2018

    Classic snoop doug e doug

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  • doughboy1961 January 13, 2018

    LOL...dem dumb fuckin niggas...

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  • honkie365 January 13, 2018

    He din-du nuffin'

    +2 -0
  • unkempdroid January 13, 2018

    Guess there wasn't a back door lol

    +1 -0
  • nexus6 January 13, 2018

    For a brief moment in 2018 we may have seen the dumbest individual on the face of the Earth.

    +0 -0
  • lugzs January 13, 2018

    Ok everyone out of here a lock the door on your way out idc I can shoot the lock out seen it on tv

    +0 -0
  • fedupmonster January 13, 2018

    This is only his day job. At night he works on the principles of cold fusion with a team of PhDs. Their efforts have been taking them in the right direction so far but no doubt those 5 years in prison will set back humanity's ability to produce an efficient starship for a couple of decades. Damn you little peoples law, damn you for taking such a bright mind away from us!

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  • cazaly January 14, 2018

    That’s what I call a real bastard.. Fucking dumbarse. He is in the running for the crazy shit golden turd award for true stupidity. Be funny as fuck to chip in and send him a trophy..

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  • ss99 January 15, 2018

    done nicely

    +0 -0
  • jackhermiz May 10, 2018

    Five years of free everything

    +0 -0
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