HEY PENN & TELLER: YOU GUYS WISH YOU COULD DO THIS

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  • pewpewpowa January 14, 2018

    No freakingnway...*Standing ovation*

    +5 -1
    • letmefindout January 14, 2018

      @pewpewpowa

      You should have seen the one she shoved up her ass minutes before.

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      • pewpewpowa January 14, 2018

        @letmefindout this trick has tricks xP

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    • baddogonline January 14, 2018

      @pewpewpowa No wonder 80% of black women are single.

      +2 -1
      • joedumber January 15, 2018

        @baddogonline with kids

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  •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

    I thought she,d shit a poodle.,.,.,.,.,

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    •   big_daddy305 January 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder HA HA... I get it.. balloon animals.. +1

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    • james511969 January 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder oh man that was funny. ++++

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    •   happyjack January 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder must be a leap year. +1

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    • stevenkk January 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder hahaha good one

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    •   wallawilly January 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder That's as bad as a Roman brothel! She started the boonanimal craze.

      +1 -1
    • rabbithole March 17, 2018

      @GrimmWilder .. lol Ohhh that was funny. +1

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  • phil mccrakin January 14, 2018

    Cris Angel is attempting to replicate that trick with a real dick!

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  • thecook420 January 14, 2018

    I cared more about the low effort suicide jumper.

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  • stinkburger January 14, 2018

    I see she made crabs for a balloon animal.

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  • letmefindout January 14, 2018

    A woman should never swallow like that except at Octoberfest.

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  • blueboy1 January 14, 2018

    It’s only a balloon, do the real

    Thing

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  • rubber January 14, 2018

    They deflate it in their mouth and she has one stuffed in her panties.

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    •   wombatbytes January 14, 2018

      @rubber : Thank you Captain Obvious.

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    • airsporter January 14, 2018

      @rubber Party -Pooper! +

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    • skullfuck3r January 14, 2018

      @rubber Quit ruining the magic of strippers for the rest of us!

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  • pewpewpowa January 14, 2018

    A dude told me he been with all kinda of women but the best one ever in bed was a black chick. Seemed like an appropriate time to throw that one out there xD

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  •   lafind January 14, 2018

    she could be a lot of fun if we lost the balloons.

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  •   stenchfart January 14, 2018

    David Blaine`s sister

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  • dagun January 14, 2018

    WTF, a nigger wth a job!

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    • felterupgood January 14, 2018

      @dagun

      Are you sure? I didn't see it rain.

      I doubt many will get that. When people throw money at titty club performers it's called "making it rain"

      +0 -0
    • baddogonline January 14, 2018

      @dagun Black women are nasty. No wonder nobody wants them.

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  • goff January 14, 2018

    Now this is a "the show pays you to attend" deal, right?

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  • working4theweekend January 14, 2018

    I'm hiring her for a bachelor party I'm planning

    +1 -1
  • hitman777 January 14, 2018

    Now that’s a whore worth the $$$

    +1 -2
    • blackenedamerica January 17, 2018

      @hitman777 Yeah ok you must have a real taste for shit!

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  • dry terd January 14, 2018

    I'd have to put my dick in her mouth 20 times to get it down that far

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    • felterupgood January 14, 2018

      @dry terd

      I'll see your 20 and raise you 30

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  • gfys January 14, 2018

    Harlem's Got Talent. Tonight Shaniqua and her son DeRon will perform on stage..

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  • vivalamigra January 14, 2018

    I'm pretty sure Penn can do that. He voted for Hillary.

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  • cazaly January 14, 2018

    Pop.

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  •   happyjack January 14, 2018

    Anybody else have to pause for a minute to think "Is that possible"

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    •   ketamine<3 January 14, 2018

      @happyjack if it was popped while all the way in I guess. Idk you'd have to have one hell of a gag reflex.

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  •   ketamine<3 January 14, 2018

    I hope she got more than a dollar for that.

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  • bleedsvodka January 14, 2018

    But was she able to tie it in a knot?

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  • airsporter January 14, 2018

    Trying to 'sex-up' shotgun maintenance doesnt really work for me.

    Cleaning the bore after firing a box of Baikal cartridges with a pull through is still tedious!

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  • stevenkk January 14, 2018

    I don't think a normal human being could pass through the intestins like that , but that only applies to "normal" human beings ( she doesn't apply)

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  • redmeadowlegion January 14, 2018

    When did blac chyna start using rubbers?

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  • thedevil January 14, 2018

    Now that's what I call some magical pussy!!!

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  •   wallawilly January 14, 2018

    Did her balloon come with its own Medicaid card?

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  •   nybadguy January 14, 2018

    Throw change at that hoe

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  • drtyrell January 15, 2018

    She's the girl I brought home to mother.

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  •   spider-man January 15, 2018

    “This song, ladies and gentlemen, is -of course-about fuckin’”

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  • dankest_dame January 15, 2018

    OK....ANYONE CAN DO THIS.....YOU PUSH YOUR TONGUE INTO THE CENTER AND KEEP PUSHING IT...IT WILL FOLD OVER..VERY SIMPLE...SHE'S A FAKE!!!...MY FRIEND STRIPPED FOR YEARS AND USED TO DO THIS..I DID IT TOO...TRUST ME...LOL..TRY IT...LOL

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  • sektor0911 January 15, 2018

    Umm miss...it's not wise to tug on that lady's tampon string..could make her 'red' with embarrassment.

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  • thesock January 16, 2018

    Oh thats where it went! I knew i put a rubber on.

    +0 -0
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