WHAT THE FUCK? CUT IN HALF AND STILL MAKING PROGRESS

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  • secret squirrel January 14, 2018

    Wise man say...Trying to walk on your intestines takes practice.

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    • letmefindout January 14, 2018

      @secret squirrel

      He's leaving a trail like a snail.

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      • kore January 14, 2018

        @letmefindout Riddle me this... "Is he half alive or half dead"????

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        • mrthorwald January 14, 2018

          @kore you just blew my mind!

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        • maxm60 January 14, 2018

          @kore regardless, he'll be less of a man for it.

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        • schizhoe January 22, 2018

          @kore either way hes half the man he used to be.

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      • fat clemenza January 16, 2018

        @letmefindout LMAO

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    • underpants January 14, 2018

      @secret squirrel He has intestinal fortitude

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      •   sarge07 January 14, 2018

        @underpants he's got more guts than some I know.

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        • skullfuck3r January 14, 2018

          @sarge07 He had the guts to go thru with it, but he failed and should kill him self.

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    • baddogonline January 14, 2018

      @secret squirrel Wait until you see what his legs are doing?

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    • redmeadowlegion January 14, 2018

      @secret squirrel

      at least someone standing around should help him get on his feet.

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    • quantum January 15, 2018

      @secret squirrel . . . he has the guts to do it.

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      • joedumber January 15, 2018

        @quantum this should be on HLN, would bring their ratings up they love shit like this

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  • yohanpalych January 14, 2018

    Pizdets

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  • skankhunt42 January 14, 2018

    That's only half as funny as I thought it was going to be

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    • goff January 14, 2018

      @skankhunt42 +

      Well, you didn't try hard enough, now did you?

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      • letmefindout January 14, 2018

        @goff

        As always on Crazy Shit, we will never know if it was a cock or a vagina.

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  • kikekicker January 14, 2018

    Hundred and a half man.

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    • letmefindout January 14, 2018

      @kikekicker

      He's half the man he used to be.

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  • carlspackler January 14, 2018

    If you don't speak the local language, he said, "are me legs over there?" Then he made a vain attempt to find them elsewhere.

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    • letmefindout January 14, 2018

      @carlspackler

      Desperately seeking flip flops.

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      • james511969 January 14, 2018

        @letmefindout looks like he flopped when he should’ve flipped.

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  • airsporter January 14, 2018

    ' Careful'! - Damn near gave himself a fractured skull slipping about in those guts.

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  •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

    Pretty fuck up,..

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  • bobadfett January 14, 2018

    Hobbling stump.. I see potential if he sat himself up right he could be in the special Olympics.

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    • letmefindout January 15, 2018

      @bobadfett

      But then again, he will never be this tall again to ride the roller coaster.

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  • sealex January 14, 2018

    I think hes trying to get away from that fat fuck in a skirt who keeps looking at him like dinner. Put on a bra dude, your titts are showing!

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  • nick gerts January 14, 2018

    whoooooooa, half way there

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  • stinkburger January 14, 2018

    Oh no, he will be late for TRAINING at the call center.....fuck im trying here guys.

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  • pewpewpowa January 14, 2018

    Doesn't wear the pants in a relationship*

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  • goff January 14, 2018

    Dread came over him as he realized that his GPS coverage for his cock and balls had lapsed a week ago.

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  • kainabel8866 January 14, 2018

    I think there are better ways to commit suicide.

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  • the man January 14, 2018

    Could someone please get him his legs.

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  •   lafind January 14, 2018

    He's too short for the good rides now!

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  • supfishing757 January 14, 2018

    If he makes it he'll never "run" for office or "kick it" with his friends.

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  • dagun January 14, 2018

    Doesn't look too bad, keep trying to walk it off.

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  •   wombatbytes January 14, 2018

    Oh FFS.

    Hold poor bastard's hand and put his head in your lap.

    Comfort him in the few minues of consciousness he has left.

    He may deliver his last blow job.

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  • wookie January 14, 2018

    Is this a poverty stricken country version of the walking dead?

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  • cazaly January 14, 2018

    No wonder he can't feel his toes..

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  •   happyjack January 14, 2018

    That's how I want to go surrounded by a group of strangers taking pictures of me.

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    •   ketamine<3 January 14, 2018

      @happyjack yeah no shit, I would be telling them to fuck off and let me die in peace.

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      • james511969 January 14, 2018

        @ketamine<3 Pieces, for him it’s die in pieces.

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  • bdbrad1 January 14, 2018

    The guy is determined! If only I was half man he was.

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  • vivalamigra January 14, 2018

    "Shithole country" is such a stretch...

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    • prolurkercrazy January 16, 2018

      @vivalamigra You don't need to look any farther than South Chicago for a "shithole"

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  •   ketamine<3 January 14, 2018

    Well when at first you don't succeed, try again. If a surgical team gets to him quick enough he could live, not sure if he'd want to though.

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    • maxm60 January 15, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Then he could try out for the Bollywood version of Two and a half men!

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  • felterupgood January 14, 2018

    Deja vu

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  • bigblackhead January 14, 2018

    someone hand me my car keys

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    • maxm60 January 15, 2018

      @bigblackhead If he had a car, he wouldn't have gotten fucked by the train.

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  • tosainu January 14, 2018

    Half coolie still works

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  • bedpaneddie January 14, 2018

    When's the next train?

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  • james511969 January 14, 2018

    Damn Indians will try Anything to pay half price.

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  •   acairman January 14, 2018

    Stand up straight when I'm talking to you.

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  • deadpen January 14, 2018

    When it is the weekend there is an hour left before the post office closes and you just found a note on your door saying they tried to deliver your package and will try again Monday.

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  • curiousone January 14, 2018

    They told him the next train is due on track 2 in 10 minutes.

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    • dankest_dame January 15, 2018

      @curiousone LMFAO

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    • dankest_dame January 15, 2018

      @curiousone QUICK ..ROLL TO THE OTHER TRACK!!!!

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  • jimsacunt January 14, 2018

    Oscar pistorious?

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  • stevenkk January 14, 2018

    How many "not shithole " citizens would've tried to move around after an accident like this ? This only proves how tough is life out there in the real world

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  • awwyeaa January 14, 2018

    He left his better half behind

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  • awwyeaa January 14, 2018

    Do you even lift, bro?

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  • kiwi cunt January 14, 2018

    I bet he's glad he got his 15 minutes of fame!

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    • maxm60 January 15, 2018

      @kiwi cunt and 15 minutes to live.

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  • los_pedos_saco January 14, 2018

    He is half the man he was 2 hours ago

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  • peaks January 14, 2018

    I wonder if he gets half-off at Denny's?

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  • fedupmonster January 14, 2018

    Hope is what dies last.

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  • 92savage January 14, 2018

    His mom said the Curry was ready

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  • bleedsvodka January 14, 2018

    Positive: doesn't have to spend money on pants.

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  • aaaaaberg January 14, 2018

    Cop said jail time, not rail time.

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  •   nybadguy January 14, 2018

    Kick him back on the tracks

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  •   goodster January 14, 2018

    He doesn't have a leg to stand on in court.

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  • 72jayd January 14, 2018

    He’s fucked. I don’t think they have skateboards in India.

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  • rasriff January 14, 2018

    Lil half a dude trying to make a run for it

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  • rileydevil January 14, 2018

    Quick, somebody give Apu a lift back to the Quikymart

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  •   wallawilly January 14, 2018

    Next time, finish your coffee.

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  • erkkk January 14, 2018

    Talk about getting taken down a notch, God damn!

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  • pfhunktu3d January 15, 2018

    Wow i really feel bad for that guy, never happened here before. Oh! wait... There's the guy getting the Pic at 0:00. All good, Carry on.

    Sorry, compassion missfire. Wont happen again.

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  • dizeer January 15, 2018

    Humane thing would be to put him down.

    .22 bullet behind the ear

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  •   freddykrueger January 15, 2018

    ...no compassion!

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  • bratt spit January 15, 2018

    Next time try vertically dude!

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  • dankest_dame January 15, 2018

    HOW MANY OF THESE MOFOS GET CUT IN HALF EVERY DAY???...WONDER IF HE KNOWS HE IS HALFED OR NOT???...FUNNY AS FUCK WHEN HE ROLLED DOWN THE HILL...

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones January 15, 2018

    That’s half man half amazing.

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  • elstinger January 16, 2018

    Reminds me of the time they found E.T. I'm the forest...

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  • crockful January 16, 2018

    His lawsuit against the railway doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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  • immortalfade January 22, 2018

    Why does everyone always fuck suicide up and end up on crazyshit I think it’s on purpose at this point

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  • a+ January 25, 2018

    you get half a grade sir c-

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  • serviceinstaller February 3, 2018

    He expected his legs to be there to help him stay upright

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  • kroroc75 March 17, 2018

    Poor guy tries to get up then falls and gets face full of Mud... cruel world .

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  • jackhermiz April 18, 2018

    They standing around about to start a picnic and barbecue

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