DAMN! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO SURVIVE A SHOTGUN SUICIDE

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  •   GrimmWilder January 18, 2018

    He should of loaded two shells looks like,..,,.

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    • james511969 January 18, 2018

      @GrimmWilder nah he just needs to be a better shot.

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      • hairry-mcballstein January 22, 2018

        @james511969 think about it he managed to fuck up the angle on a muzzle to chin headshot suicide..this dude was a complete fucking retard to begin with

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    • ob1 January 18, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Doesn't he feel stupid

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  • felterupgood January 18, 2018

    He should have done some target practice first.

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    •   wallawilly January 18, 2018

      @felterupgood

      How about you offer up yourself? We will plus you when you're gone.

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      • felterupgood January 18, 2018

        @wallawilly

        You talk like you have been around longer than 3 weeks.... did anyone card you at the door?

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  •   nybadguy January 18, 2018

    Should of reloaded it buddy

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    • letmefindout January 18, 2018

      @nybadguy

      If at first you don't succeed...

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      • fedupmonster January 18, 2018

        @letmefindout Try the fuck again, ffs!

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  •   ketamine<3 January 18, 2018

    Just put him down, he obviously didn't want to live in the first place and most certainly won't after reconfiguration surgery. Hook a brother up with a massive dose of diluadid.

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  • serpentinewise January 18, 2018

    Should have used dragon's breath!

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    • letmefindout January 18, 2018

      @serpentinewise

      This is why you never, ever, eat bad pussy.

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  • airsporter January 18, 2018

    Dr= I have some bad news and good news.

    Patient = Give it to me doc..

    Dr = Bad news.. Thats going to hurt like hell....Good news.. I'm shagging that tasty little nurse in the corner.

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  • felterupgood January 18, 2018

    I predict he'll be drinking through a straw for a while

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    • 72jayd January 18, 2018

      @felterupgood I don’t think he has any lips.

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      • maxm60 January 18, 2018

        @72jayd cram the straw down his throat pipe and punch him in the stomach.

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        • felterupgood January 18, 2018

          @maxm60

          Pre. Law, pre med.... I think we have descovered the difference

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  • dizeer January 18, 2018

    That fag done went and broke his cocksucker.

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  • ithinkimdumb January 18, 2018

    What ever his problems were before, they're WAY worse now!...

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    • maxm60 January 18, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb no doubt about that!+

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  • gandog56 January 18, 2018

    I don't now, if I went that far I would probably try to finish the job.

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  • pewpewpowa January 18, 2018

    Like Shawn Stephenson say: self pity is the worse thing to hit human kind

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  • letmefindout January 18, 2018

    What happens when Predator breeds with humans.

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  • maxm60 January 18, 2018

    Those docs and nurses are going to spend time, money and materials saving and fixing up this dipshit only so he can go out and do it again. Maybe that time he'll get it right.

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    • felterupgood January 18, 2018

      @maxm60

      Intern need the practice

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  • houndog35 January 18, 2018

    https://youtu.be/17ocaZb-bGg

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  • kiwi cunt January 18, 2018

    OMG! Poor prick will never get all the blood out of that top. :(

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  • miles davenport iii January 18, 2018

    Um...... technically you cannot possibly survive a shotgun suicide....just saying....

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    •   happyjack January 18, 2018

      @miles davenport iii you have a point.

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  • cubbage January 18, 2018

    "I feel fine now, I'm ready to go. Yep, ok, so... who has my shotgun?"

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  • goff January 18, 2018

    He should have just stuck it up his ass and just "niggah-rigged" the trigger. The odds would have been so much better.

    Instead, he's "mud-mug" from now on.

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  • fedupmonster January 18, 2018

    Why the fuck didn't he finish the job!? If you miss yourself the first time and end up looking like this what good is life anyway!?

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  • mrthorwald January 18, 2018

    Wow the effects in the new Predator movie look

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  • kiwi cunt January 18, 2018

    This video shoulda ended with a clip from Aliens when Hicks sticks his shotgun in the alien's mouth and says "eat this!"

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  • celtickhan January 18, 2018

    Some Australians first blow job...ouch that has to hurt.

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  • supfishing757 January 18, 2018

    A more guaranteed way to die would be going to China and renting a moped.

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  •   luvthick January 18, 2018

    He wants to live now, that blast cleared things up.

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  • chained cat January 18, 2018

    And suddenly, getting a crap attack while half way round a three mile dog walk this morning and dumping in a bush wasn't half so bad!

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  • xxxmass January 18, 2018

    Just add Bozos name to Ray Belknap and James Vance that the reckless band Judas Priest has attempted to murder through music.

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    • goff January 18, 2018

      @xxxmass +

      Hey Chris, tell Granny and Smurf to come over. Thanks Zobrist.

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  • hiwudjablome January 18, 2018

    dude sounds like an old dodge i used to drive in the 70s

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  • hitman777 January 18, 2018

    If it was a suicide attempt why go to the dr? Reload that thing and try again you attention whore!

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  • i turk bro :))) January 18, 2018

    He is a turk

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  • zack sweeney January 18, 2018

    His wife will be yelling at him later ...."can't you do anything right "!!

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  • dry terd January 18, 2018

    You have to really fuck up to survive a shotgun blast to the head!

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  • offysmash January 18, 2018

    Well I bet hes thinking he really didnt want to die .. as much as he does now!!

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  • strokerace January 18, 2018

    When you go down on a girl and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.

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  • peaks January 18, 2018

    Now he's the human Snuffleupagus.

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  • ugandanwarrior January 18, 2018

    I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs

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    • peaks January 18, 2018

      @ugandanwarrior

      ...with extra snot.

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  •   picklehiesner January 18, 2018

    Hell of a sinus infection bro

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  • wpginterceptor January 18, 2018

    hmm if I point it sideways... lets try,........ boom.......... nope didn't work

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  • sunfishsam2001 January 18, 2018

    thought he had problems before!? Now he has to deal with those problem without a mouth!

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  • runningwithniggas January 18, 2018

    How do you fuck up shooting yourself with a shotgun?

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  •   pizzapie January 18, 2018

    Now he has another reason to kill himself

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  • immortalfade January 18, 2018

    I thought only women didn’t need there brain to survive

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  • deadpen January 18, 2018

    Tries to kill himself because he feels like a failure, the universe reminds him that he fails at everything.

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  • maleek2 January 18, 2018

    In your mouth not under the chin. Now say it three times...well think it.

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  • stevenkk January 19, 2018

    What a fucking waste , if you have to go why not do it big time with fireworks and everything .

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  • blackenedamerica January 19, 2018

    Damn!! He should have pulled the pin on a grenade !! Hard to fuck that up!

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  • dipshit basement January 19, 2018

    I guess you could say he blew it

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  • exelar January 19, 2018

    he looks more better now than before!!

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  • berget January 19, 2018

    21 sec of fame achieved on CS good job attention seeking bitch now your life is worth living

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  • renbo956 January 19, 2018

    Dog Face

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  • sorrow99 January 19, 2018

    Looks like the vampire from Blade, I call it the blown out bowling ball pussy look...

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  • i love watching weird videos January 20, 2018

    You should always reload

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  • shadowliquid January 20, 2018

    Best predator imitation ever

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  • schizhoe January 22, 2018

    Not going to lie, i want to sit on his face, his warm juiciness would compliment mine nicely.

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    • eastvanrulz March 8, 2018

      @schizhoe ..And I thought he was demented ...

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  • jna25 January 23, 2018

    poor fella should of hung himself

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  • eastvanrulz February 22, 2018

    Don't pass him the joint ....

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  • Zoidberg

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  • puppykicker May 31, 2018

    And now he has even more reasons to live, right?

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  • internetbrokeme August 20, 2018

    All things considered versus other failed shotgun suicides I have seen. This guy made out pretty well.

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