Those Asian pop rocks do pack a powerful punch.
Fuckin' Chinese made cell phone batteries.
yeah I thought Samsung fixed that shit. back to the drawing board.
No wonder they squint so much.
They make those on purpose as a population control device. Genius.
Penis envy gone wrong.
That must be iPhone 10?
That was the perfect time to start loading your pockets!
@cubbage with what? More exploding chinese crap?
Who ordered the exploding dildo?
the'll make somebody pay for that before leaving
What went Wong
@danbus he found the sweet spot
@danbus Wing must have Wang the Wong number.
Only thing I trust Chinese to make is my dinner
Or geisha style massage.
'ok can you show me the imports now?'
Was he eating Bang Bang Shrimp?
No, that was Kung POW! Shrimp.
Little did the people around them know...
that was a nano nuke.
Those two guys were walking away already craving brains.
One he'll of a camera flash
Must been the new Samsung
actually he bit the iphone battery. He probably had bad breath so it exploded in his face
@rouge_et_blanc so much for that model next iphone 11
Pop goes the wheeze hole!
Aaand, this is why I do: $$$
@txdo_msk Because credit cards explode? What's in YOUR wallet?
So how much of a discount do i get now???
Fucking gook tecnoledgy
Aww shut up....You wanted a plasma TV you fucking got one!
@superman101 the new Chinese produced ""iDEATH......""
The cheap Chinese, knockoff, iPhone was assembled with a MF" CHEAP AND POORLY MANUFACTURED, MF" EXPLOSIVE DISCHARGING, Li-ION BATTERY...
You broke, you pay for that!!!
THEY MAKE THIS SHIT, THEY SHOULD KNOW IT IS GOING TO BLOW UP.
But ther is no other KIND of Chinese Electronics. Just try to find something like plain old battery terminals that don't corrode to like black in a single year with the cheap ass metals they use. If they aren't contaminated with lead and cadmium in the first place.
...don't smoke rice krispies! ...they'll snap, crackle, FUCK YOU!
That's the perfect gift for my ex this Christmas
My Chinese wife translated. Turns out it's more comical than a knock off phone. The guy was there wanting to buy a "new" battery for his iPhone. They gave him the Lithium pack battery to show him what it would look like. He thought it was 'GOLD' and decided to bite the battery pack. Chinese have a nasty habit of wanting to 'bite' things they think are made of silver or gold. Cause apparently all Chinese have teeth calibrated to detect gold or silver. This means the dumbass's teeth punctured the battery pack and exposed the lithium to air and caused the explosion. Idiot.....
@dfyla well I can believe that as silver and gold is dense and you can put indentions in them by biting them. That's how you can tell if something is real or fake. Thank you for the translation.
Isis will be their biggest customers