Sadly... some POS jew lawyer will defend her and sue the homeowner.
@gfys knock her out, kick the door in and drag her inside, then shoot her for home invasion.
@ketamine<3 I saw a video of a guy who baited the box with dye packs and pepper spray. The result was awesome and the bitch still got arrested lol.
@bigsmokey86 hahaha I've seen that one that's so fucking funny!
@gfys it was probably his house ahahahaha
@gfys It's ok she was UPS (Ugly Peice of Shit.)
@gfys Not if we gas them all first.
Porch pirate needs to be introduced to butt pirate
Well, then that makes you and Mr. Marek two very frustrated mongos, because this like all your wishes never seem to pan out. Too bad ...
@gfys I wouldn't be surprised laws are pretty unfair when it comes to shit like that.
seeing the size of that cunt i think the diabetes time bomb has commenced countdown. tlc my 600lb life tryouts begin in a few weeks.
Looks like the porch pirate run aground
The garden gnome went up her ass!.....lol
Haha, fucking cunt. And there's video so you can spend some time in jail with a cast.
That is one strong man!
@vivalamigra Ha +
Exactly, that's why it should've been him stealing the packages.
Too bad he didn't sprain his ankle while picking her big ass up.
That would've been too good.
Build that wall
@happyjack First sensible comment yet from Mr. Clarence Page.
@vivalamigra you have no idea who that is in my avatar do you?
That would be unfortunate. What a superb actor. He’s gotta be close to 90 by now.
@Cory H. +1
@happyjack Barack Hussein Obama Sr.?
Clue–Most famous for doing voice for most famous all-time "dark"villain.
Three names to his full known name. Initials are J.E.J.
@happyjack I'll take "James Earl Jones" for 500 Alec
I couldn't tell what happened... Looked loke she stepped in a bear trap
@felterupgood she ran, slipped on the grass and as she was putting her other leg in front and her weight broke her leg as it was at a bad angle to put that much weight on it that quickly.
She’ll end up suing them because she tripped stealing the package.
Thieving fucking cunt. White trash.
At least she got the white glove treatment
quick honey get me to mcdonalds i need some medicine
White people been stealing since they walked out of the caves. Nothing new here.
@toreal...bitch used to steal the rocks out of my entrance!
@toreal STFU CUNT you stole my heart LOL <3
Not necessarily stealing ... maybe borrowing. No, not really.
But generalizations aside ...
What sort of creativity has been stolen from you personally? Hmmm ... ?
Take your time.
I remember a bit ago when luvthick mentioned that you were just posting these things just to get a rise out of the white folk. Remember that, luvthick?
Now, I have doubted from the get-go that you're posting just to get reactions from the whites and that I believe that this topic truly eats at you. Why?
Were you sexually assaulted/raped by a pack of crackers? More than once? Did it Gertz?
Forgive and forget and start a'new.
Do what Chong does ...
Hopefully there was some milk in that box for those brittle bones
Hahaha ! that's why Americans want those Latinos out , so they can take their job , is it great yet ?
@stevenkk Illegals, not Latinos. I know it's hard but pay attention.
Quick and dirty solution, send all porch pirates to Brazil, problem will be solved forever within 6 months.
damn they looked like Omaha Steaks they costs lots o money
@bigblackhead If that's what it is, then she's not so stupid for stealing, just not careful getaway.
That, and the fact she's on security cam, so...still stupid!
Frank n. stein "Ring, ring." "Ring,ring!!!"
Looks like her savior is wearing a Raiders jersey. That would be a shock.
HA HA! STUPID bitch!
Inspirational feel-good video....
Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima Avenue.
She bled Ragu.
That poor dude probably didn't get any pussy in a long time. His joy at an opportunity gave him great strength!
@luvthick; Gotta give it to him though.... He sent the pig to find the Truffle root!!!
Well She just need a fucking Parrot and an eye patch now, she's got the Peg Leg!!
how caring of him.
Idiots forgot the packages though.
@isma what are you talking about? You lost your mind?
Bitch sued the homeowners and probably won
That’s karma for jogging with them saggy titties in public
I am wondering how these theives know the value of the content from packages that they have stolen before they steal the said packages.
Stupid cunt got what she deserved.
C'mon. Let's give her a break. She deserves one.
Fucking white people problems.
So you can't even steal a fed ex package without breaking an ankle? You pathetic fat fucking theif!
HOLY SHIT, why didn't he go get the packages? If he can carry her fat ass he wouldn't have had any problems with some boxes
Hahahaha stupid bitch
Too bad the cops didn't happen to drive by.
@lafind And shoot them.
Oh Snaps Mishaps ,Karmas A Bitch She Did That