INSTANT KARMA FOR A PORCH PIRATE

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  • gfys January 28, 2018

    Sadly... some POS jew lawyer will defend her and sue the homeowner.

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    •   ketamine<3 January 28, 2018

      @gfys knock her out, kick the door in and drag her inside, then shoot her for home invasion.

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      • bigsmokey86 January 28, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I saw a video of a guy who baited the box with dye packs and pepper spray. The result was awesome and the bitch still got arrested lol.

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        •   ketamine<3 January 28, 2018

          @bigsmokey86 hahaha I've seen that one that's so fucking funny!

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    • donteatthatmr January 28, 2018

      @gfys it was probably his house ahahahaha

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    • supfishing757 January 28, 2018

      @gfys It's ok she was UPS (Ugly Peice of Shit.)

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    • serviceinstaller January 28, 2018

      @gfys Not if we gas them all first.

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      • letmefindout January 28, 2018

        @serviceinstaller

        Porch pirate needs to be introduced to butt pirate

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      • goff January 30, 2018

        @serviceinstaller —

        Well, then that makes you and Mr. Marek two very frustrated mongos, because this like all your wishes never seem to pan out. Too bad ...

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    •   nybadguy January 28, 2018

      @gfys I wouldn't be surprised laws are pretty unfair when it comes to shit like that.

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  • gallo January 28, 2018

    seeing the size of that cunt i think the diabetes time bomb has commenced countdown. tlc my 600lb life tryouts begin in a few weeks.

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  • arg January 28, 2018

    Looks like the porch pirate run aground

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    •   GrimmWilder January 28, 2018

      @arg ...+++HAA!

      The garden gnome went up her ass!.....lol

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  •   ketamine<3 January 28, 2018

    Haha, fucking cunt. And there's video so you can spend some time in jail with a cast.

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  • vivalamigra January 28, 2018

    That is one strong man!

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    • airsporter January 28, 2018

      @vivalamigra Ha +

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    • cubbage January 29, 2018

      @vivalamigra

      Exactly, that's why it should've been him stealing the packages.

      Too bad he didn't sprain his ankle while picking her big ass up.

      That would've been too good.

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  •   happyjack January 28, 2018

    Build that wall

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    • vivalamigra January 28, 2018

      @happyjack First sensible comment yet from Mr. Clarence Page.

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      •   happyjack January 28, 2018

        @vivalamigra you have no idea who that is in my avatar do you?

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 28, 2018

          @happyjack ,

          That would be unfortunate. What a superb actor. He’s gotta be close to 90 by now.

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        • vivalamigra January 29, 2018

          @happyjack Barack Hussein Obama Sr.?

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          • goff January 30, 2018

            @vivalamigra

            Clue–Most famous for doing voice for most famous all-time "dark"villain.

            Three names to his full known name. Initials are J.E.J.

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        •   sarge07 January 30, 2018

          @happyjack I'll take "James Earl Jones" for 500 Alec

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  • drewstl January 28, 2018

    LMAO

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  • felterupgood January 28, 2018

    I couldn't tell what happened... Looked loke she stepped in a bear trap

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    •   ketamine<3 January 29, 2018

      @felterupgood she ran, slipped on the grass and as she was putting her other leg in front and her weight broke her leg as it was at a bad angle to put that much weight on it that quickly.

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  • james511969 January 28, 2018

    She’ll end up suing them because she tripped stealing the package.

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  • cazaly January 28, 2018

    Thieving fucking cunt. White trash.

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  • zklr January 28, 2018

    At least she got the white glove treatment

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  • addictedtoc.s. January 28, 2018

    quick honey get me to mcdonalds i need some medicine

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  •   toreal January 28, 2018

    White people been stealing since they walked out of the caves. Nothing new here.

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    •   freddykrueger January 28, 2018

      @toreal...bitch used to steal the rocks out of my entrance!

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    •   ouch January 28, 2018

      @toreal STFU CUNT you stole my heart LOL <3

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    • goff January 30, 2018

      @toreal

      Not necessarily stealing ... maybe borrowing. No, not really.

      But generalizations aside ...

      What sort of creativity has been stolen from you personally? Hmmm ... ?

      Take your time.

      I remember a bit ago when luvthick mentioned that you were just posting these things just to get a rise out of the white folk. Remember that, luvthick?

      Now, I have doubted from the get-go that you're posting just to get reactions from the whites and that I believe that this topic truly eats at you. Why?

      Were you sexually assaulted/raped by a pack of crackers? More than once? Did it Gertz?

      Forgive and forget and start a'new.

      Do what Chong does ...

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  • jus2real007 January 28, 2018

    Hopefully there was some milk in that box for those brittle bones

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  • stevenkk January 28, 2018

    Hahaha ! that's why Americans want those Latinos out , so they can take their job , is it great yet ?

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    • vivalamigra January 28, 2018

      @stevenkk Illegals, not Latinos. I know it's hard but pay attention.

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  • fedupmonster January 28, 2018

    Quick and dirty solution, send all porch pirates to Brazil, problem will be solved forever within 6 months.

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  • bigblackhead January 28, 2018

    damn they looked like Omaha Steaks they costs lots o money

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    • frank n. stein January 28, 2018

      @bigblackhead If that's what it is, then she's not so stupid for stealing, just not careful getaway.

      That, and the fact she's on security cam, so...still stupid!

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      •   truckingman January 28, 2018

        Frank n. stein "Ring, ring." "Ring,ring!!!"

        LMMF"AO, ...................................

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  • dlc_as_in_tlc January 28, 2018

    Looks like her savior is wearing a Raiders jersey. That would be a shock.

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  • frank n. stein January 28, 2018

    HA HA! STUPID bitch!

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  •   fistermister January 28, 2018

    Inspirational feel-good video....

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  • airsporter January 28, 2018

    Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima Avenue.

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  • supfishing757 January 28, 2018

    She bled Ragu.

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  •   luvthick January 28, 2018

    That poor dude probably didn't get any pussy in a long time. His joy at an opportunity gave him great strength!

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    •   fistermister January 28, 2018

      @luvthick; Gotta give it to him though.... He sent the pig to find the Truffle root!!!

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  • bidge632000 January 28, 2018

    Well She just need a fucking Parrot and an eye patch now, she's got the Peg Leg!!

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  • ironduke January 28, 2018

    how caring of him.

    Idiots forgot the packages though.

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  • isma January 28, 2018

    neigger meat!!!

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    • halfthang January 28, 2018

      @isma what are you talking about? You lost your mind?

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  • working4theweekend January 28, 2018

    Bitch sued the homeowners and probably won

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  • hitman777 January 28, 2018

    That’s karma for jogging with them saggy titties in public

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  • thor156 January 28, 2018

    Dumbass

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  •   truckingman January 28, 2018

    I am wondering how these theives know the value of the content from packages that they have stolen before they steal the said packages.

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  •   mykejp January 28, 2018

    Stupid cunt got what she deserved.

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  • bwooly January 28, 2018

    C'mon. Let's give her a break. She deserves one.

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  • blowback51 January 28, 2018

    Fucking white people problems.

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  • sealex January 28, 2018

    So you can't even steal a fed ex package without breaking an ankle? You pathetic fat fucking theif!

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  • deadpen January 28, 2018

    HOLY SHIT, why didn't he go get the packages? If he can carry her fat ass he wouldn't have had any problems with some boxes

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  • rasriff January 29, 2018

    Hahahaha stupid bitch

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  •   lafind January 29, 2018

    Too bad the cops didn't happen to drive by.

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    • vivalamigra January 29, 2018

      @lafind And shoot them.

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  • renbo956 February 1, 2018

    Oh Snaps Mishaps ,Karmas A Bitch She Did That

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