THE WORST SUBWAY VIDEO YOU'LL SEE TODAY

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  • gandog56 February 7, 2018

    Never fall asleep on a subway!

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    • crockful February 7, 2018

      @gandog56

      What you don't know won't hurt you, just makes you a little sticky as you exit the bus.

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      • letmefindout February 7, 2018

        @crockful

        Take her to the carwash, carwash yeah.

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        • harly9 February 7, 2018

          @letmefindout Thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head!

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  • carlspackler February 7, 2018

    Da fuck did I just watch?

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    • halfthang February 7, 2018

      @carlspackler you just watched Goff get jizzed on by a hobo

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      • cr4zysh1ttr779 February 16, 2018

        @halfthang no that was goff just pretending to be asleep so that he could get jizzed on by a hobo

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  •   maddog123 February 7, 2018

    I don't eat at subway but they do serve footlongs there

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    • letmefindout February 7, 2018

      @maddog123

      I thought it was bad when the homeless were just pissing in the subway cars.

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      •   maddog123 February 7, 2018

        @letmefindout this was the nine to five crowd then you got the five to twelve bunch ? Cock suckers and cum spitters !

        And then you get the twelve to five bunch the pissere and shiters crowd!!! Damn son I thought you would no this yous being a prisoner of Staten island???

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        • letmefindout February 7, 2018

          @maddog123

          My bad.

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          •   maddog123 February 7, 2018

            @letmefindout I've been to the island once I crossed the gotthard bridge I believe that was what they called it anyway I was delivering mail to some airport there not Kennedy but another one anyway I get all turned around because all the fucking signs were goddam spray painted and I end up on some freeway I see my airport but up ahead I see a 747 on this bridge crossing the highway I'm on and everybody's cussing me blowing horns and that's when I realise the bridge ahead with a plane on it is only

            13'1 I'm 13'6 long story short I'm stuck in the middle of this highway shit in my pants from nearly taking out a bridge and plane people new York people going by in rush hour traffic yelling

            At the big dumb trucker with shit in his pants telling me to go home and fuck my mother ! And finally after hour so new Yorks not so finest shows up and gets me to the shoulder of highway so I can back five miles backwards to the next ramp fucking fine wasn't to bad 250$ but still fuck new York and fuck trucking and fuck me for watching smoky and the bandit and wanting to just haul beer but instead got fucked hauling mail to hell

            The end

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            •   lafind February 7, 2018

              @maddog123 Your a literary genius.

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            • bwooly February 7, 2018

              @maddog123 Your stories are so moving. Bravo!

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  • 72jayd February 7, 2018

    Marking his territory.

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  • sniperfox February 7, 2018

    What a wanker

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  •   vikingshill February 7, 2018

    He's just glazing that fat bitches donut

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  • sealex February 7, 2018

    As bad as this subway video was I still think the other video with the guy in shorts and stupid slut answering questions was way worse.

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    •   lafind February 7, 2018

      @sealex I liked that slut.

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  • maxm60 February 7, 2018

    That guys's a real jerk-off.

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    • blackenedamerica February 8, 2018

      @maxm60 well at least he didnt piss all over her

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  • peaks February 7, 2018

    That was part of the deal.

    Subway token, stain your chest.

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  • sexmaster February 7, 2018

    That's a redline train in Chicago.

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  • wookie February 7, 2018

    those track pants are no longer adidas.... they are now aidas brand...

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  • ithinkimdumb February 7, 2018

    O'l boy should have been on the train with the slut subway game show... I might tune in for that

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  • digurgutsout February 7, 2018

    You are jerking off on the wrong train. The naked asain chick is on the opposite platform.

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    • gfys February 7, 2018

      @digurgutsout Great point!

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      •   lafind February 7, 2018

        @gfys At least his hair covers it!

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  • fedupmonster February 7, 2018

    I can think of a better spot for that black rectangle.

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  • cubbage February 7, 2018

    Well at least we don't have to worry about stepping in it!

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  • mad jock February 7, 2018

    Monkey having fun..

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  • drewstl February 7, 2018

    This, GOt to be in NYC. Am I Right?

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    • sexmaster February 7, 2018

      @drewstl No that's in Chicago.

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  •   luvthick February 7, 2018

    You snooze, you loose.

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  • supfishing757 February 7, 2018

    This is the third masturbating baboon video I've seen this week.

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  • arg February 7, 2018

    She got some free hair gel!

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  • gfys February 7, 2018

    Now this is the worst subway video! The other video a hot girl took off her bra and people complained... This video a guy jerks off onto another guy and people love it! WTF? lol

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    •   lafind February 7, 2018

      @gfys I'm with you, let's get back to the cute Asian slut in the earlier subway video!

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    •   sarge07 February 7, 2018

      @gfys it was a nice set of tata's

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  • phuket_3ways February 7, 2018

    LET me guess This guy shit his pants too. And the smell attracted another jungle creature.

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    • halfthang February 7, 2018

      @phuket_3ways Aliens. is the only possible conclusion.

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  • rightwinger February 7, 2018

    Sorry to jack and run, but my next train is “Cuming”

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  • bigblackhead February 7, 2018

    no more pod eating

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  •   nybadguy February 7, 2018

    Is that the salami and cream cheese I been hearing about?

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  • biff wadslinger February 7, 2018

    They do that at the zoo......

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  • biff wadslinger February 7, 2018

    And apparently those black semen lives don't matter....

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  • bloody4life February 7, 2018

    is that a chick or a guy?

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  •   picklehiesner February 7, 2018

    You never cease to amaze me Toreal

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones February 7, 2018

    This is why I don’t do public transportation

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  • frank n. stein February 7, 2018

    nice dick

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    • redmeadowlegion February 7, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      did you get off watching?

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  • renbo956 February 7, 2018

    Subway Cum On Your Ass If You Get Caught Sleeping Surfer

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  • los_pedos_saco February 7, 2018

    Free nut on the subway

    First cum 1st served

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  •   sarge07 February 7, 2018

    Someone needs to catch him and use his balls as a speed bag.

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  • redmeadowlegion February 7, 2018

    I give an eight out of ten on the spread and a 2 on the accuracy.

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  •   truckingman February 7, 2018

    Why you MF" SICK PREVERT???

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  • rileydevil February 7, 2018

    Your going to jail motherfucker

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  • baddogonline February 8, 2018

    African immigrants.

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  • mannym February 8, 2018

    Sperm doner.

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  • blowback51 February 9, 2018

    Whacka whacka

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  • rabbithole March 29, 2018

    Fuck that is bad .. Be a nice time to wake up with a huge knife and a hammer.

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  • goldfish83m April 18, 2018

    if you do that in my country, you either get a beating to the dick or a kick to the chest, still fucked up dude, either shes awake and conscious or you can expect a beating ....

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