what the fuck i dont even wanna see her face
@kodakbl Yeah, imagine what her nose looks like!
@kodakbl There's a hole where his balls used to be.
@supfishing757 and you know this how????
When British women want to fuck, do they ask for a “pound”? :))
@james511969 Nah...most will do it for a bag of chips covered in curry sauce where I live.
@airsporter your women sound posh, i just need some forearm tattoos and an all in 1 shell suit
@airsporter chips in curry sauce? Where the fuck do you live?
Nope, nope, I don’t want to know!
Supfishing knows her way around a farm.
'tis was the barn where she gave birth to lafind.
I am not ouch! Not even with a stolen dick! Bigfoots mother?
When the clits bigger than my dick im gonna say no..
So... what you're saying is, you're a virgin with high standards?
@shithawk yup, you got me. Thats the truth. Just like Mary im a virgin.
Shit bro.. You must have a really small dick then. Sry about that. But I wouldn't go around telling people, especially here
Someone is gna POKE fun at you.
@sealex it isnt that small and i can take the jokes that come from my comments/jokes. All good my friend, we're all here to have fun right? :)
@ketamine<3 no I'm actually here to see people cement microwaves to their heads and watch Brazilians skin people (very poorly I might add)...just sayin
Wait, so does that mean he has to suck her clit like a small af dick?xD
Nope, she's a hyena
Yep, still gay...smh
The moment the swords cross it becomes gay sex.
I believe that there is what my 12 yo boy calls a " HERMIE DAFFRO DITE" ...
@kojaksbozak HAHA. Your boy is right lol. +
Looked like it could feed itself cream buns!
@airsporter : Or dig for termites.
@wombatbytes Ha +
Someone took testosterone
That there bush goes up to the belly button and It's packing a Vienna sausage. Hell no. Not with Ron's dick and ouch pushing.
She......or whatever needs to get that removed.
I'm sure there's a name for it, but I'm fucked if I know what it is
@wombatbytes Is it one of those mice that copulate for about 13 hrs goes into terminal depression and dies?
10-10 would still fuck
When it cums, do both sex parts squirt? Or all three??
Why use a condom?
@stinkburger he didn't want it to reproduce.
Not in a house, not with a mouse, not even if I was horny and drunk. Cue the Dr, Seuss theme.
@lafind Not enough beer to deal with that queer, makes me want to blow out some chunks. Ok, so I'm no poet.
I hate when chicks have a bigger dick than I do!!
nop!!! too hairy hahahaaaaaaa
I like a big clit, but there is a limit!!!
I wanted to see if anything came out of it.... Just curious.
Why all this goddam faggot shit on CS lately? Fucking homos.
Does this make us all feel sorry for @goff or more understanding..
It sure does explain a lot with his "negative" ranting...
Every post he submits reeks of testosterone and estrogen all at the same time!!! Now we know.
@wallawilly more estrogen methinks
And you wonder why, fool?
@goff that the best you can do?
Do you really wanna laugh?
I'll show you that twerp pic of you.
Let me know when you want to see it.
Ok, knee grow? No joke. All serious.
It makes quite a few look at you, the gay dude and redmeadow look like some desperate, lonely attention seekers who have nothing to say. But you keep on keeping on.
Dude. You are weak! You need to have a medical professional remove all that man spooge from your feeble little body before it does true, permanent damage..
Ass clown, ROTFLMMAO
And as your husband and kids watch you roll around like an idiot, is it feeble granny or the dog calling 911?
When Pumping Your Damn Clitoris Goes Wrong Your A Fucking Dick
Looks as if some gal thought the Rogaine cream was a body lotion!
Its a Vagenius
I want to suck on that, fuck ya
I want to suck on tha
Careful she will fuck you up
I knew a lady with an extremely large clit in Tucson, extremely sensitive and the sex was out of this world
Well, SNATCH!! your man card away, Thelma.
You've been officially deleted from the man account, Gertrude.
Mmkay. Tell em Sally! Little man syndrome must suck for u, lol..
@goff BITCH, aren't you dead yet??
@goff fuck off bitch
That's probably an artificial snatch!
Even I have standards
Hard to believe I know
nobody here believes that
With a shovel
I'm going to burn this laptop.
Its a Bird, Its a Plane, nope just another fucking SHIM!!
Wow , that would be a deal breaker...
Is the woman trying to transform into a hermaphrodite by modifying her clitoris???
That's a hermaphrodite im pretty sure hermaphrodity is the cause of this
Eh , I'd be ok if she had a great personality
@pewpewpowa You cant wank to personality.
Wtf is right
It looks like the bitch got that dick finger from Tuesday grafted to her shit.
That's a big ol' glass of NOPE!
Who says God doesn't make mistakes?
i know some commies that would hit it just to support an agenda
So this is the Jamie Lee Curtis sex tape
I'd Love to see more of her
Finally the lost tape of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau you never seen
she has a hairy bellybutton
Hey, if it walks like a dick, quacks like a dick, and looks like a dick, it's prolly a dick. And that looks like a lil ole dick.
Could have my eye out with that! ......I wish :-(
So people like he/she is why they started adding a 3rd restroom in public places?
Hell Nooo !!!
@ss99 I second the motion
haha jokers warface
Best of Both Worlds.. *pukes*
I have to see her face
Thats where all the dinks hang out .....