4 SURPRISES THAT WOULD DEFINITELY RUIN YOUR DAY

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  • 72jayd February 18, 2018

    I wish I was that monkey.

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    • kiwi cunt February 18, 2018

      @72jayd I wanna buy that monkey a beer.

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      • 72jayd February 18, 2018

        @kiwi cunt Like I said. I would like to be that monkey.

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        • maxm60 February 18, 2018

          @72jayd drunken monkey?

          +4 -0
          • bwooly February 18, 2018

            @maxm60 that monkey almost made my day.

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      •   mykejp February 18, 2018

        @kiwi cunt I believe that monkey really wanted is fresh milk.

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    • carlosmandick February 18, 2018

      @72jayd which one?

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    • supfishing757 February 18, 2018

      @72jayd I wanna spank mine

      +1 -0
  • chapstain2018 February 18, 2018

    Monkey LAD!!

    +2 -0
  • blackenedamerica February 18, 2018

    3# Her titties didnt ruin my day ! Good monkey

    +6 -1
    • kore February 18, 2018

      @blackenedamerica Yes, good monkey... Now grab her right in the pussy!!!

      +2 -1
  • tbcxtc February 18, 2018

    Finally a monkey on CS doing good. The ones im used to steal and act all gangster

    +8 -2
    • maxm60 February 18, 2018

      @tbcxtc Bravo!+1

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    •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2018

      @tbcxtc they secretly trained the monkey to do that I'm sure lol. Good job fellas..

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    •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

      @tbcxtc like the chimp in Africa that picked up the Boko Harem AK and shot the fuck out of several? Great shit

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  •   GrimmWilder February 18, 2018

    I Like dat monkey!✌

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  • cubbage February 18, 2018

    They trained that monkey very well.

    +5 -0
  • ironduke February 18, 2018

    Id grab those kitties too

    +3 -0
  • airsporter February 18, 2018

    Was the monkey riding the motorbike? It was too quick to see.

    +4 -0
    • maxm60 February 18, 2018

      @airsporter and a hippo was wearing a red tent and driving a car.

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      •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

        @maxm60 a 5gal bucket of spackle wouldn't fill that crack

        +1 -0
      • frank n. stein February 19, 2018

        @maxm60 Gee, Rick....I hope that was in an alternate reality, and not our own, true reality!

        +0 -0
  • dlc_as_in_tlc February 18, 2018

    Bowling for pedestrians? Looks like they picked up the 3-5-7.

    +5 -0
  • letmefindout February 18, 2018

    1. He definitely picked up the spare.

    2. Can somebody show that man professional pole handling (Ouch is on vacation so somebody needs to pick up on the slack).

    3. There ain't no class with that much ass.

    4. A smart monkey will never monkey with another monkey's monkey.

    +5 -1
  • highartfarts February 18, 2018

    What monkey? I hit pause on that big, fat ass.

    +6 -1
    • pewpewpowa February 18, 2018

      @highartfarts yeeeaaaa boooooyeeeeeeee

      +2 -0
    • maxm60 February 18, 2018

      @highartfarts enough ass there to feed a village in Kenya for a week!

      +6 -0
  •   ouch February 18, 2018

    That last one made my day

    +3 -2
    • maxm60 February 18, 2018

      @ouch that last one made me cum! That monkey was HOT!

      +8 -0
      •   ouch February 18, 2018

        @maxm60 lol

        +1 -1
  • krzoskie February 18, 2018

    i'd fuck that fatty ass for sure.

    +5 -0
    • mario almada February 18, 2018

      @krzoskie that makes two of us. I wolud also hit that big fat ass right in the shit hole. i like banging big fat brick asses in the shithole.

      +1 -0
      •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

        @mario almada and krzoskie, you two do realize that fat ass is a male right?

        +4 -1
        • tbcxtc February 18, 2018

          @sarge07 hahaha! Some people belong in jail , that fatty ass would Fuck them instead

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        • frank n. stein February 19, 2018

          @sarge07

          It's so fat & ugly, it's hard to tell! I thought it was a female, too.

          +1 -0
  • bedpaneddie February 18, 2018

    The last one didn't ruin my day

    +1 -0
  • arg February 18, 2018

    Roll that fat ass in flour to find the wet spot then hit it

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    • maxm60 February 18, 2018

      @arg I was waiting for the slip and fall in the snow.

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      • tbcxtc February 18, 2018

        @maxm60 holy shit , woolly mammoths were just elephants in jerseys!!!!!

        +1 -0
    •   wombatbytes February 18, 2018

      @arg : That would be a brown spot, not a wet spot.

      It's a guy FFS!

      +0 -0
  • james511969 February 18, 2018

    Yeah, but if that monkey were a baboon, it would have grabbed her pussy.

    +1 -0
    • maxm60 February 18, 2018

      @james511969 only if it's name was Trump.

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    •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2018

      @james511969 you mean orangutan?

      +4 -0
      • james511969 February 18, 2018

        @ketamine<3 yes! That’s the one. Thsnks!

        +1 -0
    • tbcxtc February 18, 2018

      @james511969 yep , but if that baboon was a chimp , it would have eaten her ass

      +1 -0
  •   fistermister February 18, 2018

    Spank the monkey...

    +2 -0
    •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2018

      @fistermister no no no, Thank the monkey!

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  •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2018

    Haha @that person mooning them. Reminds me of pulling up to people at a red light with a passenger hanging his ass out the window, they can't help but see your ass right outside their window. Then going through the intersection honking so everyone looks lol, ah the good old days.

    +5 -0
    •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

      @ketamine<3 HA, now you're charged a s a sexual offender for moonin someone. How pathetic society has become.

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      •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2018

        @sarge07 dude I know, you get put in prison for taking a piss in an ally nowadays it's ridiculous. But back when I was younger we didn't care. It was all fun and games to us.

        +3 -0
    • tbcxtc February 18, 2018

      @ketamine<3 man , I remember them days , now your whole ass would get shot off and posted on here .

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      •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2018

        @tbcxtc no shit, you can't get away with any of that stuff these days. Too many people getting "offended" and we need to bow down to them. Fuck that. Grow a pair and grow the fuck up is what I say.

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        •   sarge07 February 20, 2018

          @ketamine<3 the same who get offended and call the cops are the same one's post the most bizarre sex acts on the intraweb

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  • zack sweeney February 18, 2018

    Good monkey

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  • lippa February 18, 2018

    Owner trained that monkey well!

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  •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

    HAHAHA Wipeout!

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  • peaks February 18, 2018

    Monkey see, monkey do.

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  •   picklehiesner February 18, 2018

    Monkey !

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  • isma February 18, 2018

    milky tits ???

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  •   wallawilly February 18, 2018

    "Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round...."

    +3 -1
    • maxm60 February 19, 2018

      @wallawilly if that ass hit the ground it would register 6.5 on the Richter scale.

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  •   truckingman February 18, 2018

    E. 1. Did the crotch rocket operator invent the new sport wheelie human bowling?

    +1 -0
  • muddybuddy February 18, 2018

    Can I have the monkey's job.

    +0 -1
  • fatlarry February 18, 2018

    that a good monkey

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy February 18, 2018

    You keep that up Ron and someone is going to rear end you.

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  •   spider-man February 18, 2018

    That giant ass made me sad.

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  •   lafind February 19, 2018

    Who trained that last monkey?

    +0 -0
  • ss99 February 21, 2018

    was that dude on one wheeling ???

    +0 -0
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