Hottest Asian ever!
@72jayd i agree
@72jayd alina li
@halfthang She reminds me of the Vietnamese prostitute from Full Metal Jacket.
@bigsmokey86 they invented the copy and paste technique
@bigsmokey86 and she'll love you long... Nm
Oh god, no ...
I assume you don't live around too many asian girls.
the only chicks you see is on here and your mom that lives upstairs.
@72jayd i would bet large $ that the head from the big black hood rat is far superior to the skinny Dink chick..
@kojaksbozak probly but I'd rather get blown by the Asian chick over her any day.
@ketamine<3 I'l take head from both, fuck it!!! With or without a grapefruit, .... they could use fluff, peanut butter, whip cream, sour cream, pumpkin pie, apple pie, chicken, corned beef... I don't give a fuck!!!
@72jayd You've never seen the sweaty cunt who servs at our local takaway then
@sarge07 OMG! Don’t ruin it.
@72jayd You need to wait and see if it has a wang...........unless that doesn't matter to you.
@72jayd hot yes, would knock her up a few times yes, hottest ever no
number #2 Wont the grape fruit s juice burn your cocks head?
@blackenedamerica BURN AWAY!!!
They call that move the "Jenny Craig"
If you have cuts, an std, rawness, etc.
but not if it is healthy and fine.
@goff why fuck a piece of fruit when you can fuck that piece of ass?
Because Goff is a fruit.
@redmeadowlegion : Fuckin' A!
@redmeadowlegion And goff knows b'coz it HAS sores, STD's, and rawness, aka handburn.
@frank n. stein
I guess you talking from experience frank. Because, again you comment is out in left field.
NO, retard, I'm responding directly to what goff said. Seriously, you two mean girls must be butt-buddies.
Iv got far too many open sores on my dick for that. #STINGY
@chapstain2018 You might want to get that checked out........
@bigsmokey86 I wish that Asian bird would check it out!
@bigsmokey86 My thoughts exactly, sounds like he has syphilis of the ass. lmao
@chapstain2018 how many holes you pissin' through?
@maxm60 I have a dickend like a shower head!
Funny but u lie
@goff I didn't say it was a big shower head.....
Goff knows b'coz it has seen chap's dick & put it in it's mouth & ass. Goff isn't concerned with open sores. Chap should be worried what he'll GET from goff thru those open sores!
@chapstain2018 tmi dude, tmi
BLO-ME : )------
Sadly, she would only need a Kumquat for me.....:(♂)
@GrimmWilder Sorry Grimm.
@GrimmWilder my utmost condolences
Thanx Fellas,......we all have our cross to bare...... ☧
@GrimmWilder yea we all have the cross called goff
@GrimmWilder; I'm starting to + you more and more.... Try to refrain yourself from the bad influences.... Just a thought.
Also a great source of vitamin C.
my bitch just busted out a bag of cuties
You're not only pleasing Your Man, you're sending him to the ER with a male yeast infection.
Trump's lawyer paid that porn star all of that money for that?
Grapefruit is the easy part. Now to find a library and librarian...
@crockful No prob!
That could explain why Shanni asked me to buy grapes :(
@ouch ...HAA!!.... try Olives,...already gots a hole......lol
Learn to suck dick and speak english for an instructional.
In that order ...
@goof : Is that how you did it?
Grapefruit juice in the pee hole????? Ummm....... Illl pass....
I'm having my old lady buy grapefruit next time she goes grocery shopping
Ugh... No titties.
@gfys the way she sucks dick makes up for it!
Alina Li is the best!!!
Why does it always sound like Asians have a mouth full of marbles
Wait, so this is why my wife’s been buying grapefruit?!?!
Are they trying to say our balls smell bad?
@fistermister no just enhancing the flavor of the cum. For all you girls who don't swallow, take notes..
@fistermister yes, yes we are. Wash ya dick better and chicks will take ya deeper. #lifehack
@sickthemad Umm, Okay... If you promise to say you love me in the morning...
@fistermister hell na. Wash up and you'll get the throat. I only stay over if I get ate out.
@sickthemad; Well that would be the main way I make a women cum...
@fistermister we shall see... We shall see...
Honey we have to go to the grocery store !!!
I tried this with my wife. A seed lodged in my cock and when I cam, the seed damn near shot her brains out. So I’ll keep trying, eventually one will cum out with enough force!
The black whore sounds like she needs a bib
She forgot the sugar
Just make sure shes got all the pips out.
And then serve the grapefruit to your mother in law...
LADYBOY!!! LADYBOY!!! LADYBOY!!!
@sarge07 yes please
Stupid fucking cunts.
So that is the grape food diet and giving you his seed
No...no there not...
Most of y'all are lucky. My girl goes thru a dozen watermelons a week.
@wallawilly; Now that's FUCKING funny!!!! That's what the PG should be all about!!! None of this quit picking on me faggot shit, but funny shit that will make people think you're a nut laughing at your phone!!! COTW!
Would the 'citric acid' in the grapefruit irritate or burn the sensitive skin of the penis?
Are you a genetic female?
Dude that is some lazy ass dick sucking for real... Y'all dudes are impressed waaaaaay to easily. Either that, or I'm putting in waaaaaay too much work into sucking dick. If a grapefruit and half ass gag is all ya need, then my I'm about to go on vacation yo.
@sickthemad; Well I'll tell you what... You can Sick the mad out of my dick if you may!!!... and I'll even call you Darling, Darling.
@fistermister aww, don't make me blush
Want to try a muddy dick?
NO, thanks! ~Everyone on Earth
Gotta tell the wife to pick up a few grapefruits at the grocery store tomorrow. I hope she likes them.
Just make sure youre not taking heart meds while performing this method. The grapefruit counteracts the meds.
A great source of vitamin D
I use a lemon
@picklehiesner that’s genius, make the hole a little tighter
Thank you, Bissell and Dyson, for those informative tips.
JUST the tip ;-)
Well they need to realize that it's more than the action and feeling, I'd rather have #2 no matter how bad she was.
its not herrrrro.. its HELLLLLLO, and when she makes the O sound you stick your cock in there!!
fuck grapefruit i don't eat it they say it tastes like cock
In a library near you