Finkelsteen shit kid.
#3 oldie but they should have blocked the street off. And there ain't nothing like going to great lengths to avoid shitting yourself to now have it all over the outside of your pants.. lol instant karma.
They all shit themselves,..but only one sat in it....lol
Shitty things happen.
And from that day forth they called him Skidmarks xD
first vid, would be good use in a movie
@joedumber to negative, i meant the vehicle, not the accident
thats gonna make you itchy
That second guy picked the worst time to smoke a cigarette.
@cubbage lol smoking kills
I wonder why the first clip they didn't go the opposite direction where there was no buildings. Stupid
@sealex but the real question is why the flying dune buggy?
@maxm60 I though that was the coolest part, man wouldn't it be a kick in the ass to try that?
I burned myself on a fucking heatsink but I think #5 had a SHITTIER day. Kill me with those lame puns eh
@momma_mercy the only way your day could've been worse is if you burned your ass on the heatsink. Shit wipes off.
At least the ones that died are gonna have a funny funeral.
Excuse me? I saw this chick with the most amazing ass in the history of asses. I thought "hell will freeze over before I ever get to fuck her."
So I think I had a goddamn shitty day thanks.
Inquiring minds want to know... so did you talk to her? Ask her out?
Start with giving her a compliment, you never know what might happen....
Ok truckingman lets have hour rant for the wics on this one
Man you and your taco Tuesdays. Fuckin A!
1. Next time, try taking to the air with a lighter vehicle, like a Chevy Suburban, or a diesel locomotive.
2. Smoking is bad for you. In the immortal words of Van Halen, "JUMP!"
3. In Russia, you don't hit the wall, the wall hit you. Like swatting a poor, hapless fly.
4. How come NO ONE ever hits the brakes when they run into someone?!
5. Reap what you sow, Shitstain McGurk! Go forth in public to wallow in your filthy, poopy pants!
That last one was funny as shit. I guess when you got to go..... well you know the rest.
The last guy had the shittiest day. He survived and had to shit walk his way home.
That last guy, falling in his own shit. Poetic justice! That first air car, Kewl, I want one.
Last one should be instant Karma. You shit on my floor, gravity makes you shit on yourself . But on a serious note , I still can't spell Diorea DHiorea Dhiarea ??? And neither can Siri apparently
Maybe your Siri's retarded.
@gnip gnop Diarrhea, it's genetic, it runs in the jeans
HA HA HA HA HA! The last one was funny too.
I got a finger nail caught in a fish net today.............
@hiwudjablome Was it your finger nail and your fishnet?
@lafind Ha + Just 'cos Goffs on holiday - Its no excuse to be nasty.
(Though you have sowed the seeds of doubt.)
@hiwudjablome : did it ladder your fishnet stockings?
Ive gone from #1 down to #4 on the top user board. I've for sure had a shittier day than all of those people.
@happyjack I feel your despair.. (No honestly) - How can someone overtake you by nearly 500 pts between a single update?
@airsporter please don't mourn for me remember the good times that we had with me as the Royal Supreme Leader of crazyshit and all of its kingdoms. Happy Jack will rise again!.
I want to see how low I can go on the list now. Like that chant: "How low can you go, how low can you go"
But the answe to your question is Sbohica (I think) Fuck you in your mookie pussy Sbohica keep voting me down
That last one I thought he was going to shit on someone in that stairway or elevator thing
That last dude deserves that shit!
Guess which one had lunch at Taco Bell...
Goff was funny at the end falling in his own shit.
Just another fine day in paradise.
Tha wall & the moped!!! Awesome!!!
#1 Houston, we have a problem
#2 Death Race 2018
# 3 China, nuff said
#4 Blinded by cobweb
#5 Just a shitty situation
Thats why 'I slipped on some dogshit' as an excuse is wearing thin.
SEE, this is why you don't go to Ouch's house for taco Tuesdays. You still can't keep your balance and you shit yourself on Wednesday. Ouch you fucker.
What a shitty ending
@bedpaneddie Its a stinker
guy slip in his on shit LMAO
As I was watching the first clip....hmm what possibly can go wrong here
@insidia karmas a bitch